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      12-10-2009, 10:17 AM   #43253
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lmao -- in that 360 thread kevin, i just realized i set myself up badly..
bro, god set you up when you were born to be a joke, there is nothing that you can do about that
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when u were born, the doctors smacked ur mom
i was in the delivery room when you were born.
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no u werent
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no u werent
i sure was, i was the reason you were born early, i broke the placenta with my dick and you began to fall out, so i finished in your new born face, pulled out, and headed to the hospital
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I leave for a few and things just go down the shitter in here.
J-Me, I know my place, You and I are not so different, only difference is I know where I belong............... Do you know where you belong, do you know who you are, Mila? hahahahhahah!
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      12-10-2009, 10:24 AM   #43258
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i was in the delivery room when you were born.
hahahahahahahhaha, so subtle yet, so destructive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! def have to piss for real!
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I leave for a few and things just go down the shitter in here.
J-Me, I know my place, You and I are not so different, only difference is I know where I belong............... Do you know where you belong, do you know who you are, Mila? hahahahhahah!
you leave for a few minutes and all the gay is gone
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hahahahahahahhaha, so subtle yet, so destructive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! def have to piss for real!
sometimes simple is funny
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      12-10-2009, 10:28 AM   #43261
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you leave for a few minutes and all the gay is gone
Another Epic Fail! what is happening to you?
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sometimes simple is funny
got that right!
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      12-10-2009, 10:29 AM   #43263
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sup j-me!
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      12-10-2009, 10:30 AM   #43264
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my twat hurts

OMG!
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ohhhh my....
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ugh..... oh well

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      12-10-2009, 10:31 AM   #43266
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sup j-me!
Craigers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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      12-10-2009, 10:31 AM   #43267
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BANG!!
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      12-10-2009, 10:32 AM   #43268
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BANG!!
Doctor says that is why Jerry is so short, Early Semen consumption stunts your growth!
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      12-10-2009, 10:33 AM   #43269
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there she is... my girl shanomatic... ... i just can't be sheepish about the overwhelming sensation in my pants right now!!!
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i just pee'd a lil....
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Doctor says that is why Jerry is so short, Early Semen consumption stunts your growth!
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      12-10-2009, 10:34 AM   #43271
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there she is... my girl shanomatic... ... i just can't be sheepish about the overwhelming sensation in my pants right now!!!
Nice, I believe I suffered from that same diagnosis back in the day! It will simmer down, my prognosis was good, just be patient!
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      12-10-2009, 10:35 AM   #43272
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Doctor says that is why Jerry is so short, Early Semen consumption stunts your growth!
Now there is a new sig for anyone looking for one!
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Nice, I believe I suffered from that same diagnosis back in the day! It will simmer down, my prognosis was good, just be patient!
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i couldnt help but laugh when a customer just asked me to reset his password to "mygirl" lol
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