Official Tri-State & PA Chat Thread (#5)

SpmnE9zero · 12-10-2009, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by fizzle

make sure you bleach it. omg im getting really sick right now thinking of your asshole

hahahahha, I am really thinking about not eating my lunch til my stomach is safe!

SpmnE9zero · 12-10-2009, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

lol i got bad luck

Most midgets Do!

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 12-10-2009, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by fizzle

make sure you bleach it. omg im getting really sick right now thinking of your asshole

i shove a bleach soaked cotton ball up there every night, i assure you it is as pink as it can be

SpmnE9zero · 12-10-2009, 11:47 AM

Blame it on that DAMN Dwarfoism!
Alpine White Dwarfoism FTMFW!

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 12-10-2009, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Heartless

ah ralph wiggam, i'd like to see him nude, duct taped in the trunk of my car

Heartless · 12-10-2009, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

who are you?

Faster than you all day long

SpmnE9zero · 12-10-2009, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

and old fat farmer fuckfaces don't?

Who are you describing sir, sounds nothing like me? Not old, not fat, my face has never been F'd, hmmmmm, questionable comment to say the least!

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 12-10-2009, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

Who are you describing sir, sounds nothing like me? Not old, not fat, my face has never been F'd, hmmmmm, questionable comment to say the least!

he's right jerry, i only fucked his ear, technically not his face

SpmnE9zero · 12-10-2009, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

there goes my lunch

SpmnE9zero · 12-10-2009, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by sexye92

he's right jerry, i only fucked his ear, technically not his face

Only technicaly correct!

burberry · 12-10-2009, 11:51 AM

so jerry, when are you gonna do MC skittle again?

SpmnE9zero · 12-10-2009, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

did you come up behind him, speak slowly into his ear with your deep brown note tone?

Yes he did and then the Chloroform!

fizzle · 12-10-2009, 11:53 AM

im going to poo brb...

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 12-10-2009, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

Yes he did and then the Chloroform!

please, dont lie, we were only role playing, that was all water, your just a good actor, your the one that wanted me to "pretend" to rape you

SpmnE9zero · 12-10-2009, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

hahaha maybe today.. i ened another redbul

NOT THAT!!

Yes Jerry.... That! I was like Woa Woa, you do not need that sir, He (Kevin) was like (Darth Vader Voice) "Yes you must take this so I can have my way with your ear" That was the last thing I heard before I woke up, he was very nice to me, even redid my hair with some new hair gel he must have picked up on his way over!

SpmnE9zero · 12-10-2009, 11:57 AM

I was like "Where sir did you ever get that nice smooth white hair gel" His (Kevin's) voice replied "It was my own personal stock"! I was so delighted he was so thoughtful to have used it so generously on me! I felt needed for the first time in my life!

SpmnE9zero · 12-10-2009, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

No, you did not! Shit you did!

Heartless · 12-10-2009, 11:58 AM

SpmnE9zero · 12-10-2009, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

so this bitch comes up to me.. looking real nice
i said "cunt.. suck my dick, i dont need to tell you twice"
i was all pissed off, called up my G to get me a blunt
i looked at my bitch, told her to spread her legs and asked "how big is your cunt"

hahahaha, ya know I have never even tried smoking weed, never once.

SpmnE9zero · 12-10-2009, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

same here, i never once smoked anything

then what the hell is wrong with us?

Heartless · 12-10-2009, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

nothing at all, we're normal.. scary as that is.. im just short and ur just well.. ur shane

i am me as you are he as you are me and we are all together

SpmnE9zero · 12-10-2009, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Heartless

i am me as you are he as you are me and we are all together

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

that's just fucking mind boggling

hahahahahhahaha!

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12-10-2009, 11:51 AM	#43373
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12-10-2009, 11:53 AM	#43375
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12-10-2009, 11:57 AM	#43378
SpmnE9zero DENY THE WORLD THAT SURROUNDS YOU 508 Rep 35,580 Posts Drives: JB 33ZERO Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: City of Champions iTrader: (14) Garage List 2006 330xi [0.00]	I was like "Where sir did you ever get that nice smooth white hair gel" His (Kevin's) voice replied "It was my own personal stock"! I was so delighted he was so thoughtful to have used it so generously on me! I felt needed for the first time in my life! __________________ Eurocharged V5 \| ROW's / CC Delete \| K&N's \| H&R Springs \| Single Fin G.B. Grill \| Mode Carbon Diffuser \| JBSpeed CF Spoiler \| Arkym Style CF Splitter \| CF Mirror Caps \| 5% Tints \| 12mm Spacers \|
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12-10-2009, 11:58 AM	#43380
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