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      11-17-2008, 06:16 PM   #23
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I want to rape Megan Fox and post it on porntube...
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I would cock slap George Bush, then go on a rampage with a fork, yes a fork. I would fork the living hell out the idiots in our world. THEN I would pussynap Misa Campo and go on a x-country drive in my newly "obtained" Aston Martin V12 Vantage RS.
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      11-17-2008, 06:16 PM   #24
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      11-17-2008, 06:18 PM   #25
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I would cock slap George Bush
ooo kinky shit... im sure he likes it. u wont get in trouble for that. tell us how it goes
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Im with spool on this one. How about sharing Megan and we can DP her.
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      11-17-2008, 06:21 PM   #27
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ooo kinky shit... im sure he likes it. u wont get in trouble for that. tell us how it goes
haha, I would probably end up just forking him imagine how much this would hurt in your face
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      11-17-2008, 06:22 PM   #28
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I would get my self one of these:

M-14 Sniper set up 7.62 mm/30 cal Rifle



and then... SEE SIG

and then after I got him

I'd put it here:



Then I'd GPS to find this:



and proceed in...



Then drive off into the sunset with the:



That I stole...

Repeat daily
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      11-17-2008, 06:23 PM   #29
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Im with spool on this one. How about sharing Megan and we can DP her.
eiffel tower that hoe (spool I know you know what Im talking about )
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eiffel tower that hoe (spool I know you know what Im talking about )



haha ofcourse
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actually, i switch steal to rape. i would love to rape the soul out of sasha grey. im sure shed be into that kinda shit though, so it would be more like casual sex than actual rape
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We can pull that one off for sure...

A threesome, with two guys and one girl, when one guy is hitting it from the back and another guy is hitting it from the front. The guys then slap hands at the top resembling the eiffel tower.
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i'd fuck all white chicks from 11-16 in the school next to my house
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I would like to rape Olga Kurylenko every night.
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im starting to realize 80% of the time we're just horny motherfuckers
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this has turned into a who id like to rape thread
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      11-17-2008, 06:32 PM   #37
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this has turned into a who id like to rape thread
LOL, +1. couldnt have said it any better.

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this has turned into a who id like to rape thread
The entire squad of these

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im gonna make a top 5 list from first priority to last
1. alba
2. longoria
3. chriqui
4. theuriau
5. this girl i went to high school with
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http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=186896

Official Rape Thread...
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back to = If you could DO any one thing without getting in trouble...
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      11-17-2008, 06:39 PM   #42
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I'd rape her...


and her.


and her. (hmm bad picture, actually, I'd just grope her breasts, now that I look at it, she has kind of a manly face)


and her.
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      11-17-2008, 06:46 PM   #43
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I would either A.) Rob a bank and buy this, or B.) Steal this... and then I would cause all hell on the streets.


another one, same story..
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      11-17-2008, 06:47 PM   #44
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I am surprise so many in this forum are having their brains stored in the lower parts of their bodies... (ha...ha...ha...)
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