PSA: don't ever, ever, ever, ever goto a quickie oil change franchise.

ASAP · 12-15-2015, 09:23 PM

I feel so bad for laughing... but this is just too good

NEFARIOUS · 12-15-2015, 09:33 PM

Holy crap... Despite having fairly conventional engine components on all my cars, I stopped trusting those places and usually either did my own oil changes or took them to reputable locations (e.g. the E90's first oil change was at a Euro shop, then myself, then the dealer since I had a coupon) ever since I saw a Dateline report on how shady those bungholes are... The last time I ever used an instant place was 2005 or so, and even then the guy knew I worked directly across the street.

roastbeef · 12-15-2015, 09:50 PM

it just blows my mind that a guy with a modern audi would go the cheap route to a drive through oil place. second, it blows my mind that the dipshit in the pit would cut through the bottom of the car and drain his transmission and try to lie about it.

BzsBimmer · 12-15-2015, 10:07 PM

At least it appears that there's a good ending in store.

EALm4 · 12-15-2015, 11:28 PM

I've never actually used a quick change spot before and will never now.

dreamingat30fps · 12-16-2015, 12:30 AM

I'm surprised they even bothered to cut the cover. I would of imagined them just not doing anything at all. Which I guess in this case would of worked out better for the OP.

Sidewinderpb · 12-16-2015, 12:50 AM

That tech would not be alive.

wdb · 12-16-2015, 06:20 AM

Audi S4 + $49 quick-change oil coupon = top 10 forum post of 2015

RickFLM4 · 12-16-2015, 06:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by roastbeef

it just blows my mind that a guy with a modern audi would go the cheap route to a drive through oil place. second, it blows my mind that the dipshit in the pit would cut through the bottom of the car and drain his transmission and try to lie about it.

This. I saw that post on AZ last night and couldn't believe what I was reading. The picture of the cut out in particular makes you wonder how it is possible for the guy working on the car could be so stupid.

Axius · 12-16-2015, 07:48 AM

Audi drivers.

fecurtis · 12-16-2015, 08:39 AM

Pro tip:

1. Buy synthetic oil and filter yourself at a local store or online.
2. Go to a local, trustworthy shop or dealer.
3. Tell them that you have your own oil and filter and would just like them to change the oil and filter. This is significantly cheaper than having a shop or dealer do the full synthetic oil and filter change. They overcharge like crazy on the oil and filter. I typically paid around $10 in my old Infiniti for labor plus around $40 by simply buying the oil and filter from a local store. Never had an issue.

Blksnowflake · 12-16-2015, 08:41 AM

This situation was posted a couple days ago.

http://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho....php?t=1205042

Needbmwpartzz · 12-16-2015, 08:50 AM

It's true even a monkey can change oil on a car..............albeit he has no clue what type of fluid to put where and gets inpatient with fasteners and covers....so buyer beware

nyalpine90 · 12-16-2015, 09:21 AM

I can only imagine how many other cars/owners experience same nightmare.

i hope you dont come out of pocket, make owner of that shop pay for all repairs. smh

canukgtp · 12-16-2015, 10:31 AM

wow...that's crazy...why would anybody think cutting through a piece of the car is the way to go...stop and ask a question...just wow!

Delta0311 · 12-16-2015, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by canukgtp

wow...that's crazy...why would anybody think cutting through a piece of the car is the way to go...stop and ask a question...just wow!

HAHAH.. Seriously I was thinking the same thing. At what point do you go, ok I'm doing an oil change so I better pull out my box cutter and cut off this plastic cover because I don't think it should be there. Obviously this tech knows his shit way better than the engineers who designed the car.. How the fuck do you even hire a fucking clown like that??

NemesisX · 12-16-2015, 11:16 AM

The 10th, 25th, and 50th percentile IQs for auto mechanics are 75, 85, and 95, respectively. Their median IQ (95) is slightly less than the median for the entire population (100).

330xtrai · 12-17-2015, 12:55 AM

I cringed so hard. How heartless do you have to be to let someone to without fluid and over filed engine that'll have a chance of killing the dude. God Damn are there really people that stupid out there

Sidewinderpb · 12-17-2015, 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 330xtrai

I cringed so hard. How heartless do you have to be to let someone to without fluid and over filed engine that'll have a chance of killing the dude. God Damn are there really people that stupid out there

If this level of outright stupidity shocks you, then you've never driven on i95

djDori_C · 12-17-2015, 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdb

Audi S4 + $49 quick-change oil coupon = top 10 forum post of 2015

+1

Dackelone · 12-17-2015, 04:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blksnowflake

This situation was posted a couple days ago.

http://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho....php?t=1205042

Moved/Merged! Thanks

Dackel

P1 · 12-17-2015, 10:14 AM

My wife's friend took her Mustang GT to one of these places. They drained the oil but never refilled it. She drove off and obviously seized the engine not far down thr street. Although at first they tried to deny it, they ended up footing the bill for a new engine.

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dreamingat30fps Colonel 5966 Rep 2,025 Posts Drives: Miata, Cayenne, Model 3, F350 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: South Florida & NC iTrader: (1)	I'm surprised they even bothered to cut the cover. I would of imagined them just not doing anything at all. Which I guess in this case would of worked out better for the OP.
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fecurtis Banned 3271 Rep 6,299 Posts Drives: 2014 BMW 335i M-Sport Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Arlington, VA iTrader: (0)	Pro tip: 1. Buy synthetic oil and filter yourself at a local store or online. 2. Go to a local, trustworthy shop or dealer. 3. Tell them that you have your own oil and filter and would just like them to change the oil and filter. This is significantly cheaper than having a shop or dealer do the full synthetic oil and filter change. They overcharge like crazy on the oil and filter. I typically paid around $10 in my old Infiniti for labor plus around $40 by simply buying the oil and filter from a local store. Never had an issue.
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Needbmwpartzz Colonel 855 Rep 2,792 Posts Drives: 2009 bmw 328i x-drive Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Kitchener/Waterloo iTrader: (0)	It's true even a monkey can change oil on a car..............albeit he has no clue what type of fluid to put where and gets inpatient with fasteners and covers....so buyer beware
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