The Manscaping Thread

iminhell1 · 01-14-2020, 07:11 PM

I knew better than to click ...

The grand question, where to stop at ... well that just looks weird now ... hey guys how do i cut a fade?

and lord help the poor guy who goes for a run after.

Dpc2u · 01-14-2020, 08:03 PM

WOW, the thread was actually created! Bwaa haa haa..... Although the double dog dare was to MKSixer, thanks for picking up his slack Joekerr! Hey, I said slack, not sack, so no FTFY funny business.

Wife really appreciates when I keep the bush cut back and the pouch smooth and clean shaven. Trimmer for the bush, 5 blade razor on the pouch. I have to say though, a fresh sharp blade head is a must. With an old blade it looks like a cat fight broke out!

I'm getting older, so it looks better than a gray haired wrinkled up old ballsack.

ScottyRyan2019 · 01-14-2020, 08:58 PM

I have been shaving the pork sword and meatballs for years. I do find it easier to do after a Viagra and a shot of whiskey.

1MOREMOD · 01-14-2020, 09:02 PM

Watch out for those bloody balls

HFW003 · 01-15-2020, 03:00 AM

I’m the only 55 year old who hasn’t reached puberty!

I shave my face once a week and other than around my dangly bits I am just about bald.

Strangely the hair on my head grows like a bastard and I can have a cut every few weeks.

MKSixer · 01-15-2020, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Dpc2u

WOW, the thread was actually created! Bwaa haa haa..... Although the double dog dare was to MKSixer, thanks for picking up his slack Joekerr! Hey, I said slack, not sack, so no FTFY funny business.

Wife really appreciates when I keep the bush cut back and the pouch smooth and clean shaven. Trimmer for the bush, 5 blade razor on the pouch. I have to say though, a fresh sharp blade head is a must. With an old blade it looks like a cat fight broke out!

I'm getting older, so it looks better than a gray haired wrinkled up old ballsack.

Damned Joekerr

Salty Dog · 01-15-2020, 08:58 AM

Salty Dog · 01-15-2020, 09:06 AM

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Salty Dog · 01-15-2020, 09:09 AM

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Salty Dog · 01-15-2020, 09:11 AM

Dpc2u · 01-15-2020, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Salty Dog

^ An absolute classic!

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MKSixer · 01-15-2020, 09:39 AM

All you ungrateful bastards who complained about Prancercise, see what damage you've wrought now?!?!!

They'll be a day you're all begging for it again!!! Amirite UncleWede and shoei ?

Dpc2u · 01-15-2020, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MKSixer

All you ungrateful bastards who complained about Prancercise, see what damage you've wrought now?!?!!

They'll be a day you're all begging for it again!!! Amirite UncleWede and shoei ?

You encourage this behavior.

Two days since last manscape.

Itchy balls.

That is all.

MKSixer · 01-15-2020, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Dpc2u

You encourage this behavior.

Two days since last manscape.

Itchy balls.

That is all.

Dpc2u · 01-15-2020, 09:47 AM

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shoei · 01-15-2020, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

All you ungrateful bastards who complained about Prancercise, see what damage you've wrought now?!?!!

They'll be a day you're all begging for it again!!! Amirite UncleWede and shoei ?

What the flying fuck is "prancersize??!!" Is it -

1. The name you gave your penis? Are you implying you're hung like a reindeer?

2. Is this one of your weird sex parties with Belgie?! Is that what you guys call it?!

3. I don't want to know actually... Ya'll need to leave me out of your old fart activities... That's what ASBSECU E93 is for...

Salty Dog · 01-15-2020, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by shoei

What the flying fuck is "prancersize??!!" Is it -

1. The name you gave your penis? Are you implying you're hung like a reindeer?

2. Is this one of your weird sex parties with Belgie?! Is that what you guys call it?!

3. I don't want to know actually... Ya'll need to leave me out of your old fart activities... That's what ASBSECU E93 is for...

Now you've done it....

Dpc2u · 01-15-2020, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shoei

Quote:

Originally Posted by MKSixer

All you ungrateful bastards who complained about Prancercise, see what damage you've wrought now?!?!!

They'll be a day you're all begging for it again!!! Amirite UncleWede and shoei ?

What the flying fuck is "prancersize??!!" Is it -

1. The name you gave your penis? Are you implying you're hung like a reindeer?

2. Is this one of your weird sex parties with Belgie?! Is that what you guys call it?!

3. I don't want to know actually... Ya'll need to leave me out of your old fart activities... That's what ASBSECU E93 is for...

Rut Roh.....

Prepare your retinas for burnage.

Salty Dog · 01-15-2020, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Dpc2u

Rut Roh.....

Prepare your retinas for burnage.

Camel Toe alert!

upstatedoc · 01-15-2020, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

All you ungrateful bastards who complained about Prancercise,

Quote:

Originally Posted by shoei

What the flying fuck is "prancersize??!!"

don't you even think about it

1MOREMOD · 01-15-2020, 10:39 AM

Its Wednesday so hes thinking about it alright

CTinline-six · 01-15-2020, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

I hear the lawn mower does a nice job, don't own one myself. I use the Remington curved blade clippers for the chop, Phillips one blade for the trimming and finish the scrot off with a nice clean shave. I've somehow only managed to nick myself once.....thank Budha.

I have the lawnmower, it works well.

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