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      08-18-2021, 02:05 PM   #23
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At least on the plus side the suppliers have had a chance to pivot to home product lines. I have a buddy that works for Georgia-Pacific and I asked him about this back in the day and he told me if I wanted one of those big plastic dispensers and those giant rolls of single-ply he could get me a freightload today, but good luck on Angel Soft. They couldnt pivot their product lines quick enough to deal with the crash of the commercial market and the demand moving to the home since were all sh*tting in our own toilets 8-5 now.
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I hate single ply TP. Not a fan of my finger poking through. Lol.
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Good thing people aren’t hoarding seashells. I’m one of the few who use the three seashell method.
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I hate single ply TP. Not a fan of my finger poking through. Lol.
Nah, now tell us honestly, that really true? You don't need to hide anything here, its all anonymous, don't be pretending now...

But yeah, I hate it too. And we wound up buying at least 24 rolls I figure of it last time the hoarders did what they do best, was cursing them every time I wiped.
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Good thing people aren’t hoarding seashells. I’m one of the few who use the three seashell method.
Just don't try the sand dollars. They are worse than 1-ply.
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Good thing people aren't hoarding seashells. I'm one of the few who use the three seashell method.
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      08-18-2021, 03:33 PM   #30
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Nah, now tell us honestly, that really true? You don't need to hide anything here, its all anonymous, don't be pretending now...

But yeah, I hate it too. And we wound up buying at least 24 rolls I figure of it last time the hoarders did what they do best, was cursing them every time I wiped.
Shhhh. I found a solution.
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      08-18-2021, 03:34 PM   #31
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How about just using a washcloth? It's just poo poo. Lol.
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At least on the plus side the suppliers have had a chance to pivot to home product lines. I have a buddy that works for Georgia-Pacific and I asked him about this back in the day and he told me if I wanted one of those big plastic dispensers and those giant rolls of single-ply he could get me a freightload today, but good luck on Angel Soft. They couldnt pivot their product lines quick enough to deal with the crash of the commercial market and the demand moving to the home since were all sh*tting in our own toilets 8-5 now.
Had a buddy of mine at Fastenal ask me last year if I needed toilet paper. Said he would hook me up with a case of of those giant one-ply rolls you speak of. Hard pass. We actually had a hard time getting the hand sanitizer refill bags for our GP dispensers a few months ago.

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Good thing people aren’t hoarding seashells. I’m one of the few who use the three seashell method.
I still don't know how to use the 3 sea shells. If only Rob Schneider could mock me for it.

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I hate single ply TP. Not a fan of my finger poking through. Lol.
Another hater of finger liberating TP here! If my finger can breach the TP, it's a no for me dawg.

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Nah, now tell us honestly, that really true? You don't need to hide anything here, its all anonymous, don't be pretending now...

But yeah, I hate it too. And we wound up buying at least 24 rolls I figure of it last time the hoarders did what they do best, was cursing them every time I wiped.
I'm still sitting on COVID TP and paper towels that are sub-par from last year.
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I hate single ply TP. Not a fan of my finger poking through. Lol.
In the prison they give you one square sheet of 1 ply TP. The trick is to poke a hole in the middle and put your middle finger through the hole. Then when you wipe, you use your finger to dig out the poop and the TP to clean off your finger.
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In the prison they give you one square sheet of 1 ply TP. The trick is to poke a hole in the middle and put your middle finger through the hole. Then when you wipe, you use your finger to dig out the poop and the TP to clean off your finger.
It's an old method widely used in USSR with a lifelong shortage of TP. I survived that, and I will survive it again here.
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It's an old method widely used in USSR with a lifelong shortage of TP. I survived that, and I will survive it again here.
Well I hope it's at least double ply.
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Well I hope it's at least double ply.
Some of the Charmin we now have is like a Brawny paper towel!
I feel like cleaning the counters with it.
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Notice at Costco
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of TP will be publicly executed.
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      08-20-2021, 07:38 AM   #38
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Two packages of something is hoarding now? Maybe they live far from Costco, don’t get there often and they just buy two of everything when there. It’s not like the guy posting here last year who stuffed 2 PALLETS of toilet paper into his suburban or whatever it was. While those 2 2-packs of Pam seem excessive, I’m not bothered by people stocking up with one cart full of stuff at a store with giant carts and pallets full of products so people can stock up on stuff.

Lighten up. Panic buying starts when people think others are panic buying, so pointing it out makes it happen.
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Two packages of something is hoarding now? Maybe they live far from Costco, don’t get there often and they just buy two of everything when there. It’s not like the guy posting here last year who stuffed 2 PALLETS of toilet paper into his suburban or whatever it was. While those 2 2-packs of Pam seem excessive, I’m not bothered by people stocking up with one cart full of stuff at a store with giant carts and pallets full of products so people can stock up on stuff.

Lighten up. Panic buying starts when people think others are panic buying, so pointing it out makes it happen.
Yeah my mom buys for my sister and I so her cart would look similar to the lady in the original post.

Now that you've posted this a panic has been created in the BMW community which will start a ripple effect throughout the globe. I guess I'll have to shower after every poop when I run out of TP.
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Two packages of something is hoarding now? Maybe they live far from Costco, don’t get there often and they just buy two of everything when there. It’s not like the guy posting here last year who stuffed 2 PALLETS of toilet paper into his suburban or whatever it was. While those 2 2-packs of Pam seem excessive, I’m not bothered by people stocking up with one cart full of stuff at a store with giant carts and pallets full of products so people can stock up on stuff.

Lighten up. Panic buying starts when people think others are panic buying, so pointing it out makes it happen.
This better?
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This better?
Nope ..that could be an office manager stocking for a small business.
Everyone now a days has become mind readers. When are people going to start minding their own damn business again? I swear if I see someone try to take a pic of my cart im shoving their phone up their a** sideways.
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Settle down Francis, it's humor. Do you punch people in the face when they tell you that you need to wear a mask?
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Settle down Francis, it's humor. Do you punch people in the face when they tell you that you need to wear a mask?
It's not humor. You titled the damn thread "Not so funny post (hording again)". Lol
You're seriously disturbed because someone bought more than 1 pack of toilet paper. Enough to take a picture of the person and make the claim online that they're hoarding.

I wear a mask in areas where required. In what way is that relevant to people stocking toiler paper and paper towels?
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