best pickup line

quagmire · 01-08-2009, 12:53 AM

"I wouldn't mind being in the backseat of your BMW with you."

My lame attempt at one.

Sara · 01-08-2009, 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quagmire

"I wouldn't mind being in the backseat of your BMW with you."

My lame attempt at one.

..next.

wakeboarder109 · 01-08-2009, 12:55 AM

There are two kinds of girls. Those that sing in the shower and those that play with themselves. . . . So what song do you sing?

Sara · 01-08-2009, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by wakeboarder109

There are two kinds of girls. Those that sing in the shower and those that play with themselves. . . . So what song do you sing?

That was a lame Britney Spears attempt. The point of pickup lines is to A. get somewhere with her or B. at least make her laugh. Come on guys.

mpimping · 01-08-2009, 01:01 AM

i like your hair can i play with it?

mpimping · 01-08-2009, 01:02 AM

mpimping · 01-08-2009, 01:02 AM

sandyeggo325i · 01-08-2009, 01:16 AM

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

radix · 01-08-2009, 01:17 AM

If you were a booger I'd pick you.

number335 · 01-08-2009, 01:19 AM

Me: "Hi, my name is blaze"
Her: "blaze? is that your skater name?"
Me "no bitch! that's my real name!"

radix · 01-08-2009, 01:20 AM

Do you have a glandular disorder? Because baby, I think you do.

radix · 01-08-2009, 01:21 AM

I want to jizz in your ear so you can hear my babies.

Sara · 01-08-2009, 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandyeggo325i

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

awe, cute.

Sara · 01-08-2009, 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anmcguire

If you were a booger I'd pick you.

grose

Year's_End · 01-08-2009, 01:27 AM

down to fuck?

Wake27 · 01-08-2009, 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Dillusion

Nice shoes want to fuck?

That's what I wanted to say

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sandyeggo325i · 01-08-2009, 01:30 AM

is there a ninja in your pants? cause your ass is KICKIN!

radix · 01-08-2009, 01:41 AM

This is the best one ever... total mindfuck. My GF just told it to me:

If I were to ask you for sex would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Wake27 · 01-08-2009, 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by anmcguire

This is the best one ever... total mindfuck. My GF just told it to me:

If I were to ask you for sex would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

radix · 01-08-2009, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Wake27

The point is either way she answers it means she wants to have sex with you.

bmwturbopower · 01-08-2009, 01:53 AM

You must be a speeding ticket, because you have fine written all over you.

Wake27 · 01-08-2009, 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anmcguire

The point is either way she answers it means she wants to have sex with you.

I'll have to come back to that one when I feel like thinking.

Quote:

Originally Posted by limited_slip

excuse me ma'am, would you care for a bite of my cock meat sandwhich or do you just want my cock meat juice?

You must score big with that one.

01-08-2009, 12:53 AM	#23
quagmire I am Gundam 197 Rep 1,211 Posts Drives: 2017 Camaro 2SS Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA iTrader: (0)	"I wouldn't mind being in the backseat of your BMW with you." My lame attempt at one.
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wakeboarder109 Lieutenant Colonel 180 Rep 1,734 Posts Drives: in High Country Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: RVA iTrader: (3)	There are two kinds of girls. Those that sing in the shower and those that play with themselves. . . . So what song do you sing?
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01-08-2009, 01:01 AM	#27
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01-08-2009, 01:16 AM	#30
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01-08-2009, 01:17 AM	#31
radix you know he kills little girls like you 398 Rep 892 Posts Drives: - Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: - iTrader: (0)	If you were a booger I'd pick you.
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01-08-2009, 01:19 AM	#32
number335 Second Lieutenant 20 Rep 254 Posts Drives: E92 Coupe Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Orange County, CA iTrader: (0)	Me: "Hi, my name is blaze" Her: "blaze? is that your skater name?" Me "no bitch! that's my real name!"
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01-08-2009, 01:20 AM	#33
radix you know he kills little girls like you 398 Rep 892 Posts Drives: - Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: - iTrader: (0)	Do you have a glandular disorder? Because baby, I think you do.
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01-08-2009, 01:21 AM	#34
radix you know he kills little girls like you 398 Rep 892 Posts Drives: - Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: - iTrader: (0)	I want to jizz in your ear so you can hear my babies.
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01-08-2009, 01:27 AM	#37
Year's_End Lieutenant General 1234 Rep 12,446 Posts Drives: 2020 Shelby GT350 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: FL iTrader: (0)	down to fuck? __________________ Past: '08 E92 335i\|ZPP\|ZSP\|6AT Past: '15 Mustang GT\|401A\|PP\|6MT Current: '20 Shelby GT350\|6MT
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01-08-2009, 01:30 AM	#39
sandyeggo325i Captain 67 Rep 629 Posts Drives: BMW e90 \| 09 Accord V6 EXL Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: San Diego iTrader: (6)	is there a ninja in your pants? cause your ass is KICKIN! __________________ SG e90 \| Black Dakota Leather \| ZPP \| ZSP \| 19" BBS LM Reps \| Steptronic iDrive \| Aluminum Trim \| Xenon \| CF Roundels \| 15% Tint
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01-08-2009, 01:41 AM	#40
radix you know he kills little girls like you 398 Rep 892 Posts Drives: - Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: - iTrader: (0)	This is the best one ever... total mindfuck. My GF just told it to me: If I were to ask you for sex would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
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01-08-2009, 01:53 AM	#43
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