The Official Bragging Thread

jpsum · 09-25-2009, 07:29 PM

my dad is Obama.

BillLee · 09-25-2009, 08:46 PM

i'm a man slut.

endofanera7 · 09-25-2009, 09:09 PM

choicez · 09-25-2009, 09:38 PM

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Blake · 09-25-2009, 10:39 PM

i'm on a boat

Tondtar · 09-25-2009, 10:39 PM

My ......Ummmm ....Never mind

neener neener neeeeeener

yomama69 · 09-25-2009, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blake

i'm on a boat

^^ WIN

Blake · 09-25-2009, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yomama69

^^ WIN

thing about it is, tomorrow i will be

CollinsE90 · 09-26-2009, 12:58 AM

i once had an awkward moment, just to see what it felt like...

sokdo · 09-26-2009, 01:33 AM

I rode the cash cab but the host was Indian and there weren't any lights and I didn't win any money and I had to pay the driver and then I had to get out of the car.

neener wiener neeeeeener

TWiTCHY · 09-26-2009, 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jopa489

Audi drivers are the new cocks, according to Clarkson.

aut0sh0cker · 09-26-2009, 01:57 AM

i own a plane among other toys

jhv · 09-26-2009, 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sokdo

I rode the cash cab but the host was Indian and there weren't any lights and I didn't win any money and I had to pay the driver and then I had to get out of the car.

neener wiener neeeeeener

hahahahaha

swamp2 · 09-26-2009, 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MontegoGoGoGo

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs

in the bushes?

Russel

playing baseball?

3rd base

10M3MAN · 09-26-2009, 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

When I sh!t on your hood, you should consider it a car wash, cause my sh*t dont stink.

NErrrrrr NEEEEERRRR neerrrrr

and I'm l33t a5 f()c|<

10M3MAN · 09-26-2009, 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MontegoGoGoGo

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front door step?

Matt

In a pot?

Stew

On the wall?

Art

In the pool?

Bob

Chick with one leg?

Eileen

My father-in-law, who is an amputee told me those

And a one legged ballerina wears what??? A one one

bmdubbz · 09-26-2009, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BMdblU

You're joking, right?

WAAACHACHACHAJAJAJAJA

team_exe · 09-27-2009, 05:47 AM

LOL! for some reason, this shirt reminded me of this thread.

Mega Man · 09-27-2009, 01:52 PM

I have the world's smallest penis.

Sara · 09-27-2009, 02:00 PM

I have the best life. End of thread.

Minefield · 09-27-2009, 05:22 PM

I am a starter in the NFL but I will remain anonymous as to who I am or what team I play for.

Mega Man · 09-27-2009, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AiyahPK

I am a starter in the NFL but I will remain anonymous as to who I am or what team I play for.

Ron Mexico!

09-25-2009, 07:29 PM	#23
jpsum Major 286 Rep 1,088 Posts Drives: 2010 TSX Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: New Haven area iTrader: (4)	my dad is Obama.
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09-25-2009, 08:46 PM	#24
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09-25-2009, 09:09 PM	#25
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09-25-2009, 09:38 PM	#26
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09-25-2009, 10:39 PM	#27
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09-25-2009, 10:39 PM	#28
Tondtar 12 yr old Juvie 1107 Rep 881 Posts Drives: His Mom Crazy Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: El Lay iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 (RIP in 2011) ... [0.00]	My ......Ummmm ....Never mind neener neener neeeeeener
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09-26-2009, 12:58 AM	#31
CollinsE90 Where my bitches 767 Rep 1,924 Posts Drives: Cadillac coupe deville Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: street corner checking profits iTrader: (0)	i once had an awkward moment, just to see what it felt like... __________________
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09-26-2009, 01:33 AM	#32
sokdo Lieutenant 50 Rep 582 Posts Drives: 335i E92 Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Fullerton, CA iTrader: (0)	I rode the cash cab but the host was Indian and there weren't any lights and I didn't win any money and I had to pay the driver and then I had to get out of the car. neener wiener neeeeeener
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09-26-2009, 01:57 AM	#34
aut0sh0cker meh 125 Rep 1,756 Posts Drives: E92 335i, 997.2 C4S Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: 91362 iTrader: (2)	i own a plane among other toys
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09-27-2009, 05:47 AM	#40
team_exe New Commer 4 Rep 49 Posts Drives: hooptie!! Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: 909/714 iTrader: (0)	LOL! for some reason, this shirt reminded me of this thread.
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09-27-2009, 01:52 PM	#41
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09-27-2009, 02:00 PM	#42
Sara Lieutenant General 5857 Rep 17,879 Posts Drives: A car Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Nola iTrader: (6)	I have the best life. End of thread.
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09-27-2009, 05:22 PM	#43
Minefield Colonel 44 Rep 2,730 Posts Drives: Car Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Location iTrader: (1)	I am a starter in the NFL but I will remain anonymous as to who I am or what team I play for.
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