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11-30-2010, 10:10 PM | #24 | |
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It's just not conceivable that much of these posts would be the first thing to come to mind to do if you were dieing. |
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11-30-2010, 10:27 PM | #25 |
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^ loser. so you would just lead a normal life if you were going to die in 6 months. what are you a priest? give me a break..
my list: 1. rent a supercar and take it on the nurburgring and then tour germany, italy, france, and spain in it for 2 months 2. get some very high end escorts or maybe pay out the ass for some of my favorite porn stars 3. bungie jump, sky dive, and all that other extreme shit 4. eat at every expensive restaurant i can find 5. get some more escorts and rent some more supercars 6. in the last month, plan out a bank robbery or some other highly involved thing like that 7. finally if i don't have the balls to do the bank robbery i'd spend my last two weeks on bora bora with 5 different women all paid to do whatever i want them to do ps - about the family stuff, they'd understand that I want to enjoy my last few months and not sit at home and watch tv the last few months of my life
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11-30-2010, 10:59 PM | #26 |
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trip on acid for 6 months straight.
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11-30-2010, 11:03 PM | #27 |
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im sure after day 1 it would be like meh, on to the next thing
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12-01-2010, 12:01 AM | #28 | |
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12-01-2010, 12:18 AM | #29 |
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A fool because I don't have any ideas that I might like to pursue crime and perversion if I had six months to live? You must have a strange definition for fool. You go ahead and enjoy your foolish talk.
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12-01-2010, 12:31 AM | #30 |
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Good choice. Hell, in the last month you could even switch to crank since it won't kill you that quickly
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12-01-2010, 12:33 AM | #32 |
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I'd get a blow job and rob a bank. At the same time.
I'd steal a Lambo and use the seat cushions as masturbatory aids. I'd pay for 5 hookers at once with a bad check. Have fun with those scottwww... |
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12-01-2010, 12:39 AM | #33 |
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I'd do a bunch of stuff I already plan on doing just within a shorter time frame
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12-01-2010, 01:05 AM | #35 |
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See the world
Jump out of a plane Deep sea diving Swim with a dolphin Hold a baby lion Visit the rain forest Sleep under the stars Walk the runway Snowboard successfully down Big Emma (the run that broke my arm earlier this year) Spend all my money |
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12-01-2010, 01:14 AM | #36 |
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12-01-2010, 02:38 AM | #37 |
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Gee. I think the most important thing for me would be to try and teach my son how to not mess up in all the ways that I did, which honestly would take more than 6 months.
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12-01-2010, 02:41 AM | #38 | |
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12-01-2010, 02:58 AM | #39 |
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I would go drive every car possible. I would go tell that girl I liked in High School what I really think about her. I would go rent an Caterham 7 and drive the ring. I would travel the world. I would do new and dangerous things. Life is short as is, if I only had 6 months I would try to experience as much as possible. Actually, I'd probably try to do all this while tripping ballllls!
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12-01-2010, 03:12 AM | #40 |
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all of you who want to rent this and pay for that and buy this...
shouldn't robbing the bank be the FIRST Thing on your list? Otherwise, how would you have the hundreds of thousands/millions of dollars to do all of that..
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12-01-2010, 03:15 AM | #41 |
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1) Rob a bank
2) Use said money to pay people to Rob another bank 3) Use this money to pay people to rob more banks 4) Repeat 1-3 so that I will never run out of cash 4.5: pay anyone anything they ask for to cure me so I don't die in 6 months. But if this isn't possible: 5) Go to Thailand, Vietnam, Japan, Korea, China (yellow PLAGUE, not a fever anymore..lol) 6) Since after Korea I'm on the mainland, I'd take a Ferrari and just go through Asia, hitting every major city until I hit Europe. 7) Do stuff in Europe, including sex, driving, and eating 8) Get Fighter Jets and pilots 9) Get some nukes 10) Take whatever is left of my money to Iran and give it to my family there; cause in the US they'd have to give it all to taxes... 11) On the last day that I am suppose to die: use my jets to wage a surprise war on N. Korea, Israel, China, and/or Cuba. 12) If I'm somehow successful, I will make myself the ruler and then make my family take over the country since I'm gonna die anyways 12b) or I'm either killed in battle (cause that'd be much better than lying in a bed and dying anyways) No I am not a terrorist
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12-01-2010, 04:59 AM | #42 | |
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Yea and you get caught and go to jail and die there TRYING to rob. 2. Take a loan or barrow from family. 3. Stop posting food pics, on Facebook. Im trying to diet.
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