HELP--My Girlfriend is Cheating on Me!!

Toker335i · 04-25-2011, 10:19 PM

Haha wow,

Get a COBB, you will not be disappointed and you will def keep up with her

roninsoldier83 · 04-25-2011, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clap135

Fuck her sister and make her buy you the tune. Problem solved lol

+1

Although if she doesn't have a sister, a close friend or two of hers should work just fine.

Javier · 04-25-2011, 10:22 PM

old joke, but i liked the way you applied it to our tuning scene.

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=197635

francisomar · 04-25-2011, 10:29 PM

Let's make a collect to get him a tune so he can be happy again

Aries932 · 04-25-2011, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thwgw24

she will see your rear license plate number if you get a V5

Psh she wouldnt only see his front license plate she would see his rear bumper...as he says "oh shit that was her"

The even better part to this story would be part 2 when he gets his tune installed, follows his g/f to the apartment complex, and they end up driving the guys car which just so happens to be a fully modded 335i with upgraded turbos.

Qmax03 · 04-25-2011, 10:36 PM

LOL !!

///M3THOD · 04-25-2011, 10:37 PM

I run a JB4, I like the tune. I'm sure I would like the PROcede as well, but as I am still learning about this stuff I guess naviety is bliss. I probably don't know what I am missing but for me, at least for the moment, I don't need anything more than the JB4.

Don't forget this is a BMW forum, the highest priced product is always the best

TT3 iN NyC · 04-25-2011, 10:37 PM

LOL at everyone's comments. I figured I'd ask the question in a nice way and give everyone a good laugh.

Focus · 04-25-2011, 10:51 PM

ROFL.. nice dude..

Procede Ftw

Dr. G · 04-25-2011, 11:00 PM

V5 and Jb4 aren't what you need to keep up

N55 · 04-25-2011, 11:03 PM

Procede!

marv85 · 04-25-2011, 11:07 PM

I'm really happy with my COBB st1 tune and looking forward to stage 2... GEt COBB you won't be disappointed. there is a lot of info about it around here. let me know if you have any questions

Timothy J · 04-25-2011, 11:10 PM

Sorry to hear about your girl.

Props for the delivery of the tuning question!

DefactoM6 · 04-25-2011, 11:17 PM

Now that I'm done lolling at the delivery...wait I'm still lolling

spiike32 · 04-25-2011, 11:18 PM

1. Ditch the chick
2. Put about a 3 gallons of water in her gas tank... she won't be going so fast anymore...
3. Get a Procede

ETS Michael · 04-25-2011, 11:28 PM

post pics.. sweetest revenge

99three · 04-25-2011, 11:39 PM

haha, nice story.

MTV · 04-25-2011, 11:54 PM

bahahaha nice trollololol

TwinSnails · 04-25-2011, 11:57 PM

Awesome way of asking for tune suggestions. Sorry to hear about your situation at home. I personally have. Jb4 and am very happy. I imagine the proceed would be similar.

MikeyComputers · 04-26-2011, 12:06 AM

don't get a tune... next time i won't get away with her if u do

Hisam135i · 04-26-2011, 12:12 AM

LOL

fucking epic ahahhahhaha

MyE92 · 04-26-2011, 12:17 AM

Whats the point of this thread Nomie? Second guessing your PROcede V5 purchase.

Haha, why didn't you make thread before you purchased it??

04-25-2011, 10:19 PM	#23
Toker335i Captain 68 Rep 854 Posts Drives: 335i/Sold--10" GTR Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Socal iTrader: (2)	Haha wow, Get a COBB, you will not be disappointed and you will def keep up with her __________________ 10' Solid Red GTR 08' 335i 6MT - Sold 92' NA 300ZX 5speed - Sold 06 IS350 - Sold
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04-25-2011, 10:22 PM	#25
Javier Major 89 Rep 1,109 Posts Drives: 335i E92 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Puerto Rico iTrader: (0)	old joke, but i liked the way you applied it to our tuning scene. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=197635 __________________ 2007 328i Crimson Red SOLD 2010 335i MSport AW E92
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04-25-2011, 10:29 PM	#26
francisomar First Lieutenant 11 Rep 326 Posts Drives: 2008 335i coupe jb Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Yauco, PR iTrader: (0)	Let's make a collect to get him a tune so he can be happy again
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04-25-2011, 10:36 PM	#28
Qmax03 LINEITUP 61 Rep 725 Posts Drives: 2010 335i MT AW Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: New York City iTrader: (2)	LOL !!
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04-25-2011, 10:37 PM	#29
///M3THOD Lieutenant Colonel 120 Rep 1,625 Posts Drives: 991.2 GTS Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: ATL iTrader: (30)	I run a JB4, I like the tune. I'm sure I would like the PROcede as well, but as I am still learning about this stuff I guess naviety is bliss. I probably don't know what I am missing but for me, at least for the moment, I don't need anything more than the JB4. Don't forget this is a BMW forum, the highest priced product is always the best __________________ 2014 Individual /// M5 Competition AW/AB \|\| Vorsteiner FF-103 \|\| BMS JB4 \|\| Meisterschaft GTC \|\| RPI \|\| IND \|\| Challenge \|\|
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04-25-2011, 10:37 PM	#30
TT3 iN NyC Colonel 249 Rep 2,567 Posts Drives: F80 M3CS Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: NYC iTrader: (9)	LOL at everyone's comments. I figured I'd ask the question in a nice way and give everyone a good laugh. __________________ 07 e92 335i - Retired 18 F80 M3CS - Retired 21 G20 330i M-Sport - Current
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04-25-2011, 10:51 PM	#31
Focus Captain 68 Rep 942 Posts Drives: N/A Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Jersey iTrader: (2)	ROFL.. nice dude.. Procede Ftw
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04-25-2011, 11:00 PM	#32
Dr. G Major General 290 Rep 5,064 Posts Drives: Black e92 335i Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brampton, Ontario iTrader: (32) Garage List e92 BMW 335i [8.84]	V5 and Jb4 aren't what you need to keep up __________________ JB4 / OSS Angel Eyes / Downpipes / F1-Racewerks FMIC / Custom Meth Kit / BMS DCI / ER Chargepipe / HKS BOV / BMS Meth Elbow / BMW Performance Exhaust / Carbon Fiber Inlay Quad Tips / 19" Miro 111 / Front Aero Lip / M3 Sides / VRS CSL Trunk / Mtech Rear / DD CF Quad Finned Diffuser / LCI Tails / BBK / Smoked Reflectors / F1 Euphoria LED Interior / License LED's / GT 5000k Corners / 5000k HID Fogs / Air Scoops / LED Turn Signals / FK Silverline Coilovers / HPA endlinks / Vibrant Resonators / Osram CBI 5000k D1S
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04-25-2011, 11:03 PM	#33
N55 ⒸⒺⓇⓉⓘⒻⒾⒺⒹ✬ⓃⒾⓃⒿⒶ 137 Rep 1,476 Posts Drives: 🚀 Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Pittsburgh iTrader: (3) Garage List 2015 BMW M4 [0.00] 2012 BMW 335IS (SOLD) [6.84] 2011 BMW 335XI (SOLD) [4.66] 2008 BMW 335xi (SOLD) [10.00]	Procede!
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04-25-2011, 11:07 PM	#34
marv85 Colonel 71 Rep 2,626 Posts Drives: '07 E92 335i MT Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bay Area iTrader: (7)	I'm really happy with my COBB st1 tune and looking forward to stage 2... GEt COBB you won't be disappointed. there is a lot of info about it around here. let me know if you have any questions __________________ '18 F80 M3 Comp 6MT - Stock '07 E92 335i 6MT- HP650, inlets/outlets, ER FMIC, VRSF CP, LPFP stg2, CSF rad, 'is Aux rad, ER OC, Ohlins, M control arms, eibach front sway bar. '05 C55 AMG SOLD - '22 Tesla M3P \| '10 E92 335i M, 6MT \| '07 E90 335i, PTF COBB E50, FBO, HFS4
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04-25-2011, 11:10 PM	#35
Timothy J Captain 51 Rep 754 Posts Drives: Too much Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Hudson Valley, NY iTrader: (1)	Sorry to hear about your girl. Props for the delivery of the tuning question! __________________ 2001 Chevy 2500HD Duramax 2003 VW Jetta TDI 2012 BMW F800GS 2024 BMW M2 BSM 6MT Carbon Package
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04-25-2011, 11:17 PM	#36
DefactoM6 Sees the world the way it could be 49 Rep 761 Posts Drives: '88 M6, '02 Z8, '09 E92 335i Join Date: May 2010 Location: CT iTrader: (11)	Now that I'm done lolling at the delivery...wait I'm still lolling __________________
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04-25-2011, 11:18 PM	#37
spiike32 Major 83 Rep 1,127 Posts Drives: Mineral White F80 M3 Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: IL iTrader: (9)	1. Ditch the chick 2. Put about a 3 gallons of water in her gas tank... she won't be going so fast anymore... 3. Get a Procede __________________ Current: Tesla Model 3 Performance Retired: F80 M3, FBO 335i, 318ti, C7 Stingray
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04-25-2011, 11:28 PM	#38
ETS Michael Major 80 Rep 1,155 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: May 2009 Location: Vancouver, WA iTrader: (4)	post pics.. sweetest revenge
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04-25-2011, 11:39 PM	#39
99three Banned 28 Rep 838 Posts Drives: 993, e92, e36, F355, Z32, Jag Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: in the 416 iTrader: (3)	haha, nice story.
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04-25-2011, 11:54 PM	#40
MTV Banned 264 Rep 1,906 Posts Drives: E60 M5, Volvo S60R Join Date: May 2007 Location: Montreal iTrader: (1)	bahahaha nice trollololol
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04-25-2011, 11:57 PM	#41
TwinSnails First Lieutenant 26 Rep 358 Posts Drives: 335i, X5 G05 Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: San Francisco iTrader: (10)	Awesome way of asking for tune suggestions. Sorry to hear about your situation at home. I personally have. Jb4 and am very happy. I imagine the proceed would be similar. __________________ F30 - M Sport 335i
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04-26-2011, 12:06 AM	#42
MikeyComputers Captain 47 Rep 649 Posts Drives: 2007 335i 6mt White/red Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Williston Park new york iTrader: (3) Garage List 2007 335i [6.00]	don't get a tune... next time i won't get away with her if u do
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04-26-2011, 12:12 AM	#43
Hisam135i Major 55 Rep 1,166 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Irvine, CA iTrader: (0)	LOL fucking epic ahahhahhaha __________________ 2008 Monaco Blue 335i \| Terracotta \| Premium \| Auto \| Comfort Access \| Matte-black Grills \| Carbon Fiber Splitters \| 20% Tint \| 1- point E9x Picture Game \| Staggered 19' VMR V701 \| Legal Disclaimer: My posts on this website cannot be held against me in any issues, such as warranty claims. \|
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04-26-2011, 12:17 AM	#44
MyE92 El Presidente 280 Rep 6,961 Posts Drives: your mom wild. Join Date: May 2007 Location: NJ iTrader: (24)	Whats the point of this thread Nomie? Second guessing your PROcede V5 purchase. Haha, why didn't you make thread before you purchased it??
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