[Uber V8]

I hate it when you jam your baby toe while walking barefoot around the house

When you pour cereal only to find no milk in the fridge

Take a shit other than your home toilet and there's no toilet paper

when you first get in your car and it's been baking on a hot ass fcuk day

[Seminole]

When you wear contacts and rub your eyes and then the contact moves into some corner of your eye and you can't get it out.

[ybbiz34]

[V1.47fan]

-When a soccer mom in a Suburban/mini-van passes me like I'm standing still,they drive like the speed limit doesn't apply to them.

[lopealle]

I hate it when i'm fapping and I squirt pass my towel and get knuckle children everywhere.

[BMWonderful]

Originally Posted by carogers86

Hate it when you're at walmart...

You should have just left it at this.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by ChuckBMW3

When you are on a two lane express-way, stuck behind a semi/dump truck in the LEFT lane, and then get pounded by gravel and debris

ON YOUR MOTORCYCLE!!!

[AngelinIsRich08]

I hate it when I'm merging on the highway and the car next to me isn't letting me merge into its lane even though my lane is running out. Asshole drivers.

[M3Bahn]

Get into an elevator and your eyes immediately begin to tear from all the cheap perfume and cologne in a confined area.

[11ker]

Hate it when you taking a shit and the water splashes up on your ass

[Ali.K_BMW]

When a customer offers you 4k under invoice for a car

When a customer thinks your rolling in cash regardless of the sale price

When a customer thinks they can pay whatever they want for a car and they have bad credit

[GregTheStig]

When your car gets 2 bigass scratches in 3 days.

When a hillbilly prick wants to build a cell tower 200ft away from your house.

When you're at a urinal and you realize someone wrote "THE GAME" above it and you immediately see it.

When you're walking to somewhere in a hurry and some people in front of you are taking up the whole walkway while moving at a snail's pace.

When you're going for a prime parking spot and someone already gets it by the time you get there.

[Uber V8]

When you get off work at 5pm on the dot and you get that last minute call at 4:55pm and takes you way past 5pm.


You pull that small piece of skin on your cuticle (finger nail area) off and it ends up ripping your entire strip of skin and bleeds.

you got that last piece shit dangling and it has a death grip on your inner asshole

When people laugh at funny parts in a movie so hard that it's instantly not funny anymore

Edit: I got a phone call at time of posting this...let's see what happens. *removes call from hold*

[AngelinIsRich08]

When I see a white chevy impala when I'm driving because I always think it's a cop.

[carogers86]

At dinner with gf fam and they start speaking Spanish. No habla

[BigDog]

i hate it when i've got to pee

....and i can't

[KGB7]

I hate it when people use "you know" every other word when they speak. Drives me fucking nuts.

[Alina]

I hate it when the car in front of you decides to use their wind shield wipers and the over spray lands on your newly washed car.

[F36_CB1K]

"So.. does that make sense?"

I'm gonna rip out eye balls of the next person who tries to slip this question in at the end of any convo grrrrrrrrrr

[NYCGP]

Originally Posted by E9292121

"So.. does that make sense?"

I'm gonna rip out eye balls of the next person who tries to slip this question in at the end of any convo grrrrrrrrrr

"Are you following me?"

"Ok, so here is what you're going to do..(proceeds to reiterate the exact same shit you just spent the last 20 minutes talking about)"

[F36_CB1K]

^ yeah that boils the blood too.

Workplace ethics should be mandatory class at least in college..

[ryan970]

when you take a crap and water splashes on your ass. haha