[KingOfJericho]

To log on to my Bloomberg I have to type in a username and a password, then use a thumbprint reader to confirm my identity. Why can't I just use my thumbprint instead of the stupid username and password? What's the fucking point?

[kyleb350]

Originally Posted by KingOfJericho

To log on to my Bloomberg I have to type in a username and a password, then use a thumbprint reader to confirm my identity. Why can't I just use my thumbprint instead of the stupid username and password? What's the fucking point?

In case I have cut your thumb off and wanted to access your Bloomberg account.

[E90Mario]

I still can't believe it wasn't butter

[bolinp78]

People complain of low wi-fi signals on airplanes AS THEY ARE SEATED IN A CHAIR FLYING THROUGH THE SKY

[Alpine Whiteboy]

Why does 7-11 have locks on their doors??? They are open 24-7!?!?

[michaelthepsycho]

Why did I drive 20 miles for groceries when there's a Vons where I can walk to across the street?

[!JGunz_325]

Sometimes I wish common sense was an App so everybody could download it for free.

[Alpine Whiteboy]

Originally Posted by !JGunz_325

Sometimes I wish common sense was an App so everybody could download it for free.

Shouldn't common sense tell you it most likely wouldn't be a free App???

[KingOfJericho]

Originally Posted by bolinp78

People complain of low wi-fi signals on airplanes AS THEY ARE SEATED IN A CHAIR FLYING THROUGH THE SKY

Louis CK, is that you?

[Year's_End]

i've been taking unusually frequent shits lately

[V8Beatr]

Originally Posted by Year's_End

i've been taking unusually frequent shits lately

Think maybe some slipped us some Ex-Lax or something because I'm right there with you...

[Templar]

Hot damn this Doritos Locos taco is good...

[!JGunz_325]

Originally Posted by Alpine Whiteboy

Shouldn't common sense tell you it most likely wouldn't be a free App???

Can't you read? Didn't I write "wish"?!? You should get that App if it ever comes out.

[RADRACR]

I use the Sosumi sound effect on my Mac to relive memories of my Mac LCII in 1993.

[E90Mario]

why is the fucking o'reilly autoparts song stuck in my head right now when im trying to sleep.


Oh oh oh o reilllyyyyyyy

[panicos81]

Τι συμφορά, ενώ είσαι καμωμένος
για τα ωραία και μεγάλα έργα
η άδικη αυτή σου η τύχη πάντα
ενθάρρυνσι κ’ επιτυχία να σε αρνείται•
να σ’ εμποδίζουν ευτελείς συνήθειες,
και μικροπρέπειες, κι αδιαφορίες.
Και τι φρικτή η μέρα που ενδίδεις,
(η μέρα που αφέθηκες κ’ ενδίδεις),
και φεύγεις οδοιπόρος για τα Σούσα,
και πηαίνεις στον μονάρχην Aρταξέρξη
που ευνοϊκά σε βάζει στην αυλή του,
και σε προσφέρει σατραπείες και τέτοια.
Και συ τα δέχεσαι με απελπισία
αυτά τα πράγματα που δεν τα θέλεις.
Άλλα ζητεί η ψυχή σου, γι’ άλλα κλαίει•
τον έπαινο του Δήμου και των Σοφιστών,
τα δύσκολα και τ’ ανεκτίμητα Εύγε•
την Aγορά, το Θέατρο, και τους Στεφάνους.
Aυτά πού θα σ’ τα δώσει ο Aρταξέρξης,
αυτά πού θα τα βρεις στη σατραπεία•
και τι ζωή χωρίς αυτά θα κάμεις.

[Augenbrauezug]

I wonder if they sell atomic fireballs and warhead candies in Japan.

[Alpine Whiteboy]

Originally Posted by !JGunz_325

Can't you read? Didn't I write "wish"?!? You should get that App if it ever comes out.

You WISHED it was an App, you didn't WISH it was free... Maybe you are the one who should download it, that's if your common sense tells you to of course...