First date do's and don'ts

Ali.K_BMW · 05-04-2012, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by aestheticstorm

My only "down" is dating American women. So so happy I'm engaged to a foreign woman who doesn't play any of the bullshit games American women do. It has been a breeze and I'm very happy.

THIS!

Sara · 05-04-2012, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aestheticstorm

My only "down" is dating American women. So so happy I'm engaged to a foreign woman who doesn't play any of the bullshit games American women do. It has been a breeze and I'm very happy.

Hey dont paste us all in the same category.

roastbeef · 05-04-2012, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by burningchicken

Do: Lick her butt for an hour.

Quote:

Originally Posted by FwdFtl

^^

Don't: Use syrup

Quote:

Originally Posted by GetSomeE92

^

Do: Use jelly.

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xDrive35i · 05-13-2012, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by MARIO K

Don't bust out a Papa John's coupon

Don't: ever use a coupon at all

Foodle · 05-13-2012, 05:44 PM

Don't tell her about the 400 hookers you've banged

MC 357 · 05-15-2012, 12:05 AM

DO:

Motif · 05-15-2012, 01:22 AM

Do: Have sex on the 1st date
Don't: Forget to slam her in the ass

CollinsE90 · 05-15-2012, 06:01 AM

Do: Establish your value.
Don't: Wait until you drop her off to attempt a kiss.

ianbiz · 05-15-2012, 04:51 PM

number335 · 05-15-2012, 05:02 PM

I need to go buy some jelly.

matthewk · 05-17-2012, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Foodle

Don't tell her about the 400 hookers you've banged

Best post ever...

Want · 05-17-2012, 01:25 AM

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