Chuck Norris FACTS (not jokes, facts)

Park2670 · 08-31-2012, 10:00 PM

Once chuck urinated in the fuel tank of a semi truck. This truck is now known as optimus prime.

Augenbrauezug · 08-31-2012, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by FwdFtl

He's actually a moderator.....for the world wide web

I honestly don't know.

Anybody know the answer?

Have you not seen Walker Texas Ranger?

JoeyO · 08-31-2012, 11:14 PM

The fascination can't be explained. It's like Germany's fascination with David Hasselhoff. It can't be explained.

Gearcraft · 08-31-2012, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Augenbrauezug

Have you not seen Walker Texas Ranger?

+1 also if you check out his movies you'll feel bad for his enemies.

MDyDinanM · 09-01-2012, 03:22 AM

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Originally Posted by FwdFtl

Chuck Norris had a F30 M5........in 2007

Chuck Norris would say there isn't a F30 M5. He'd roundhouse kick you in the face and make you say he had a F10 M5 in 2007.

Uber V8 · 09-01-2012, 04:15 AM

^^ touche. haha

upstatedoc · 09-03-2012, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by JoeyO

The fascination can't be explained. It's like Germany's fascination with David Hasselhoff. It can't be explained.

Chuck Norris uses a total gym.

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JoeyO Captain 289 Rep 901 Posts Drives: silver car Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: USA iTrader: (0)	The fascination can't be explained. It's like Germany's fascination with David Hasselhoff. It can't be explained.
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Uber V8 Volcano Knuckles 416 Rep 491 Posts Drives: 2017 Camaro SS 1LE Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (1)	^^ touche. haha
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