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      04-01-2013, 11:36 AM   #23
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Trolling how? It's a generalization, but there's something to it. Women in their mid 30's are biologically at their peak sex drive, and are more likely to have the experience and comfort level to know what they want.
Trolling because we all know that the last time shah had sex, he had to pay for it...
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      04-01-2013, 11:36 AM   #24
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Trolling attempt #2103? Or genuine? I can no longer tell.
Very true! Very fun spring summer and fall.
By far some of the best sex i had ever had!
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No man for real!
And I have no idea why more attractive well put together women over the age of 40 don't hit on younger men!
They are horny and we are well too darn lazy and tired of hitting on the annoying mid 20yo girls at the bar!
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hell i'd rather pay for it. bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks. cut to the chase, i'm busy. seriously, all that smalltalk/wining/dining for a bit of play? 100 bucks and dinner's done.

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hell i'd rather pay for it. bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks. cut to the chase, i'm busy. seriously, all that smalltalk/wining/dining for a bit of play? 100 bucks and dinner's done.
Shocking that women aren't throwing themselves at a catch like you :P
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Shocking that women aren't throwing themselves at a catch like you :P
yeah, plenty of schmucks available for that. i'm busy. though i'm reminded of something a pro once told me: "[you're single because] you're too good"

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Shocking that women aren't throwing themselves at a catch like you :P
yeah, plenty of schmucks available for that. i'm busy. though i'm reminded of something a pro once told me: "[you're single because] you're too good"
Busy doing what, aren't you the one living off an inheritance?
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Busy doing what, aren't you the one living off an inheritance?
got a bunch of video games to work on. but yes i'm rich: got my townhouse, cars, enough cash to ensure i never have to collect another paycheck. and i'm not greedy.

"most things we do, it's to gain the approval of others. only when we eat, that's when it's all for #1"


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Busy doing what, aren't you the one living off an inheritance?
got a bunch of video games to work on. but yes i'm rich: got my townhouse, cars, enough cash to ensure i never have to collect another paycheck. and i'm not greedy.

"most things we do, it's to gain the approval of others. only when we eat, that's when it's all for #1"

And all the dirty hookers a social outcast rich kid can get too!
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yeah, plenty of schmucks available for that. i'm busy. though i'm reminded of something a pro once told me: "[you're single because] you're too good"
If i had the money....yeah why not.
I know many guys who are in your boat...and I don't look down on them no more than they look down on me.

If anything...you are way smarter than the average guy.
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my thoughts exactly

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And all the dirty hookers a social outcast rich kid can get too!
owww... that hurt

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Shocking that women aren't throwing themselves at a catch like you :P
three front assault ... i got the rear guys .. there's no excape this time
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hey shah, u ever pop a koochie? somehow i think i should do that at least once. i mean, used is cool but i just wanna pop something
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he who is free of sin can cast the first stone.......
any one here free of sin?
thought not.
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he who is free of sin can cast the first stone.......
any one here free of sin?
thought not.
I can tell you I've never paid for anything that I can get easily for free.

Guess it's more difficult when you're bald with moobs though.
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he seems to be enjoying it

fat chicks, Shah.. who will stand up for the fat chicks
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I can tell you I've never paid for anything that I can get easily for free.
Ever pay for dinner?
YOU PAID FOR IT!
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Ever pay for dinner?
YOU PAID FOR IT!
Ever pay for buddy's dinner? Did he blow you? Did he give you his car? What did you get for buying his dinner?

I guess your theory would hold up if everyone you ever bought dinner for bought you a hooker in return.
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Ever pay for dinner?
YOU PAID FOR IT!
However you justify the fact that you need a hooker to get laid...
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if you have your stuff together, it's definitely great to be a single guy in your 30's.
he doesn't though - he's a divorcee, he's massively in debt in a tiny POS house he lives in and is desperatley trying to find an educated woman that makes good money to help bail him out....

that's the truth....don't believe me, just go read his past threads.....
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However you justify the fact that you need a hooker to get laid...
some guys just don't care to lie and play that game
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Ever pay for dinner?
YOU PAID FOR IT!
That's sort of a ridiculous analogy.

Because you care for someone enough for a woman to buy them a gift or dinner, it's like getting a hooker?

That's not purely a monetary exchange, it's also an emotional act, and the woman in turn gives herself emotionally. After a while, the right woman doesn't need you to shower her with gifts if she's in love.

Not sure about the prostitutes you "buy" services from, but I'd be willing to bet they aren't emotionally attached to you.
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