best and worse pick up lines that you used

mpimping · 11-25-2007, 02:37 AM

at a bar on club put your arm around her and say "let's go home" and see what happens.. Haven't tried it yet, let me know what happens.

Dmitriy@AUTOcouture · 11-25-2007, 10:43 AM

"Hey I know you! We went to different schools together!"

I was 17... She laughed, I smiled, the rest is history

flukey · 11-25-2007, 12:00 PM

In a crowded bar find a girl standing alone...

Him: "Hey did you invite all these people?"

Her: "What are you talking about?"

Him: "I thought it was just going to be the two of us!"

Thats out of Max Tuckers book "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell"

!Xoible · 11-25-2007, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ska

Hi, how are you...you wanna fuck tonight?

i take it that was your best, right?

!Xoible · 11-25-2007, 12:01 PM

best pickup line: "NIIICE tits"

worst pickup line: "can I bury my face between em?"

djmatty · 11-25-2007, 02:24 PM

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

"Do you know what roofies taste like?"

"Are you going to be walking out to your car alone?"

hotsand5 · 11-25-2007, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by djmatty

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

"Do you know what roofies taste like?"

"Are you going to be walking out to your car alone?"

LOFL!!!

BeMyWife330i · 11-25-2007, 10:27 PM

"Nice ass" works all the time

ska///235i · 11-25-2007, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mantis

i take it that was your best, right?

maybe you should read the entire thread

al4m · 11-26-2007, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shpuntik

"Hey I know you! We went to different schools together!"

I was 17... She laughed, I smiled, the rest is history

Quote:

Originally Posted by djmatty

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

"Do you know what roofies taste like?"

"Are you going to be walking out to your car alone?"

ROFL!!!!!!!!
good idea for a thread. props to the OP

hey. do you have helium in your pants? because your ass is out of this world!!

are you a parking ticket? because you have fine written all over you.

hey. can you help me find my lost puppy? i think he wandered into this cheap motel across the street.

Scott_H · 11-26-2007, 02:14 AM

some of these are just classic.

Here is the worst i know of:

Guy: You just walk up to a girl and stare at her in the eyes with a really blank/unimpressed look on your face for about 10 - 20 seconds.

Girl: "Can i help you?"

Guy: *look down and back up* "Well it's not gonna suck itself!"

mpimping · 11-26-2007, 02:48 AM

can u supercharge me? she says huh. You tell her you want to get blown.

11-26-2007, 03:13 AM

guy : do you work at subway?

girl : no, why?

guy: oh, cuz you just gave me a foot long

tryangles · 11-26-2007, 05:21 AM

I can't recall of any right off the top of my head but this matrix is on point:

HyperM3 · 11-26-2007, 02:04 PM

You: Hey, wanna get a pizza and fuck?
Her: No!
You: What, you dont like pizza?

You: Have you ever rescued an animal?
Her: Why?
You: If I followed you home, would you keep me?

You: Wow, that outfit looks great on you(showing that you notice she spent time to put it together)
Her: Well thank you
You: Bet it would look great off of you too.

I gave up on threesomes since I was diagnosed with ADD. I can only concentrate on one woman at a time now. Would you like to be my one woman?

You: Come here often?
Her: (doesnt matter)
You: Cus Id like to hear you come often

Hi there, how many drinks does it take for you to pass out?

You: Do you know anything about nuclear fusion?
Her: No
You: Neither do I, wanna get out of here?

mpimping · 11-26-2007, 02:59 PM

do you play volleyball? Can you squat?

smog · 11-28-2007, 01:19 AM

"Wanna smoke out?"

works everytime

mpimping · 11-28-2007, 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smog

"Wanna smoke out?"

works everytime

good idea

Excellence · 11-28-2007, 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shpuntik

"Hey I know you! We went to different schools together!"

I was 17... She laughed, I smiled, the rest is history

Wow. That honestly worked? Damn...

Comet · 11-28-2007, 05:30 AM

some of these are good and I'm gonna use them on girls if I go out this weekend

samwoo2go · 11-28-2007, 05:36 PM

Guy: if your a buger, I pick you

Grl: WTF, fuck you

Guy: don't trip chocolate chip

Grl: why shouldn't I be mad, you just called me a buger

Guy: Cuz I care teddybear.

Grl: hahaha ok I'll fuck you. (this part is made up, it never happens like this.)

the 1st line could be used interchangably with this

if Im a fly, I fly all over you...cuz your the SHIT!!!

Check her shirt label then say... Just as I thought, made in Heaven.

Guy: Don't you own a bank?

Grl: no why?

Guy: Cuz I would like to make a deposit.

They call me the Asian Exception (grab your junk at the same time...you will obviously need to be asian)

Guy: you know the saying once you go black you never go back?

Grl: ya but your not black.

Guy: (shakes her hand) Hi Steven Black.

schneid4323 · 11-28-2007, 06:06 PM

"Wait, arent you a lesbian?"

11-25-2007, 02:37 AM	#23
mpimping Banned 867 Rep 336 Posts Drives: gti Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: ny,ny iTrader: (0)	at a bar on club put your arm around her and say "let's go home" and see what happens.. Haven't tried it yet, let me know what happens.
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11-25-2007, 10:43 AM	#24
Dmitriy@AUTOcouture Major 219 Rep 1,133 Posts Drives: carefully Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: NYC iTrader: (3)	"Hey I know you! We went to different schools together!" I was 17... She laughed, I smiled, the rest is history
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11-25-2007, 12:00 PM	#25
flukey Go big or go home! 53 Rep 948 Posts Drives: E90 335xi Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Iowa iTrader: (9)	In a crowded bar find a girl standing alone... Him: "Hey did you invite all these people?" Her: "What are you talking about?" Him: "I thought it was just going to be the two of us!" Thats out of Max Tuckers book "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell"
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11-25-2007, 12:01 PM	#27
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11-25-2007, 02:24 PM	#28
djmatty Second Lieutenant 19 Rep 282 Posts Drives: 2003 330i; 1999 328i (RIP) Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: somewhere south iTrader: (0)	"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" "Do you know what roofies taste like?" "Are you going to be walking out to your car alone?" __________________
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11-25-2007, 10:27 PM	#30
BeMyWife330i DIMA ZMEY 24 Rep 496 Posts Drives: B5 S4 avant Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Chicago, Illinois iTrader: (7)	"Nice ass" works all the time __________________
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11-26-2007, 02:14 AM	#33
Scott_H Private 2 Rep 75 Posts Drives: AW 335i E92 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Newport Beach, CA iTrader: (0)	some of these are just classic. Here is the worst i know of: Guy: You just walk up to a girl and stare at her in the eyes with a really blank/unimpressed look on your face for about 10 - 20 seconds. Girl: "Can i help you?" Guy: look down and back up "Well it's not gonna suck itself!" __________________
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11-26-2007, 02:48 AM	#34
mpimping Banned 867 Rep 336 Posts Drives: gti Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: ny,ny iTrader: (0)	can u supercharge me? she says huh. You tell her you want to get blown.
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11-26-2007, 03:13 AM	#35
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11-26-2007, 05:21 AM	#36
tryangles LA Native 14 Rep 294 Posts Drives: 2018 X5 sdrive35i Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (5)	I can't recall of any right off the top of my head but this matrix is on point:
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11-26-2007, 02:04 PM	#37
HyperM3 Too many Alex's, from now on, call me Beaufort 355 Rep 6,188 Posts Drives: See Sig Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Lawrenceville, NJ iTrader: (8)	You: Hey, wanna get a pizza and fuck? Her: No! You: What, you dont like pizza? You: Have you ever rescued an animal? Her: Why? You: If I followed you home, would you keep me? You: Wow, that outfit looks great on you(showing that you notice she spent time to put it together) Her: Well thank you You: Bet it would look great off of you too. I gave up on threesomes since I was diagnosed with ADD. I can only concentrate on one woman at a time now. Would you like to be my one woman? You: Come here often? Her: (doesnt matter) You: Cus Id like to hear you come often Hi there, how many drinks does it take for you to pass out? You: Do you know anything about nuclear fusion? Her: No You: Neither do I, wanna get out of here? __________________ 13 HD FatBob 17 A4 Glacier/Black 1st Edition/Pre+/Sport/EurocodeTMD/Racechip 16 S6 (gone),14 S6 (gone),14 S6 (gone),13 S6 (gone),10 S4 (gone) 07 335i(gone)
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11-26-2007, 02:59 PM	#38
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11-28-2007, 01:19 AM	#39
smog Private First Class 3 Rep 120 Posts Drives: E90 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: santa clara iTrader: (0)	"Wanna smoke out?" works everytime
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11-28-2007, 05:30 AM	#42
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11-28-2007, 05:36 PM	#43
samwoo2go Banned 469 Rep 779 Posts Drives: E92 335i Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: SoCal iTrader: (12)	Guy: if your a buger, I pick you Grl: WTF, fuck you Guy: don't trip chocolate chip Grl: why shouldn't I be mad, you just called me a buger Guy: Cuz I care teddybear. Grl: hahaha ok I'll fuck you. (this part is made up, it never happens like this.) the 1st line could be used interchangably with this if Im a fly, I fly all over you...cuz your the SHIT!!! Check her shirt label then say... Just as I thought, made in Heaven. Guy: Don't you own a bank? Grl: no why? Guy: Cuz I would like to make a deposit. They call me the Asian Exception (grab your junk at the same time...you will obviously need to be asian) Guy: you know the saying once you go black you never go back? Grl: ya but your not black. Guy: (shakes her hand) Hi Steven Black. Last edited by samwoo2go; 11-28-2007 at 05:45 PM.. Reason: more
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11-28-2007, 06:06 PM	#44
schneid4323 Banned 345 Rep 1,134 Posts Drives: 335i, M6 Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Dallas TX iTrader: (0)	"Wait, arent you a lesbian?"
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