Official Tri-State & PA Chat Thread (#5)

SpmnE9zero · 12-16-2009, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

well i could always attach a piece of a mirror to a long stick and carry that around with me

My asshole has officially blown out from laughter! Oh my Dorothy, now I am really F'ed!

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 12-16-2009, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

well i could always attach a piece of a mirror to a long stick and carry that around with me

what you can do is light a match, and blow out the flame, and place the hot ambers on your wrist, and that will divert the brain away from the penis

SpmnE9zero · 12-16-2009, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

everyitme i read ur reactions, i swear, i break out in mad laughter.. my co-workers think i've moved on from redbull to crack bc of this place lol

YOU? I am gonna have to close the door to my office in secind!

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 12-16-2009, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

YOU? I am gonna have to close the door to my office in secind!

you can always hide in the closet..........im just saying

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 12-16-2009, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

WHAT THE FUCK!

40 year old virgin bro

SpmnE9zero · 12-16-2009, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by sexye92

you can always hide in the closet..........im just saying

That sir is where I spend the majority of my time, outside of Sallys stable of course.

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

WHAT THE FUCK!

i hope u have ur own personal maid to clean up all that uncontrollable shit release

Dude, I am serious, I think that is the hardest I have laughed in a long time.

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 12-16-2009, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

That sir is where I spend the majority of my time, outside of Sallys stable of course.

Dude, I am serious, I think that is the hardest I have laughed in a long time.

sally? you are that personal with the animals? thats sick, just bang them dont make love to them and name them

SpmnE9zero · 12-16-2009, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

if he's hiding in the closet, i'm going in the cupboard

cupboard, you guys know what a cupboard is? DAMN! I am shocked there are a few terms that are used around here that not a lot of other places know, that being one of them.

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 12-16-2009, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

the hardest i ever laughed was when kevin said he was gonna put aurora's pic on the back of his gf's head

i swear to god, i heard my laugh echo in the walls of my house

that was a pretty good moment, what happend to your sig?

SpmnE9zero · 12-16-2009, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

the hardest i ever laughed was when kevin said he was gonna put aurora's pic on the back of his gf's head

i swear to god, i heard my laugh echo in the walls of my house

I'm telling you man, this shit has seriously gotta get published somewhere!

"The Live's of the E90Post Whore's"

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 12-16-2009, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

cupboard, you guys know what a cupboard is? DAMN! I am shocked there are a few terms that are used around here that not a lot of other places know, that being one of them.

are you farmiliar with the term

alligator fuck house

or glass bottom boat

SpmnE9zero · 12-16-2009, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by sexye92

are you farmiliar with the term

alligator fuck house

or glass bottom boat

um, no!

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 12-16-2009, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

craig "threatened to report me" if i didnt remove it.. but thats another story for another day

no fucking way, no he didnt, dont bullshit me. why would craig care about that?

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 12-16-2009, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

he was in his "dont talk about me in posts, ur pissing me off" moods the other day

oh so then you must have changed it, i meant the staple her pic to the back of my girls head

SpmnE9zero · 12-16-2009, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

he was in his "dont talk about me in posts, ur pissing me off" moods the other day

You are not being serious!

Express · 12-16-2009, 03:03 PM

HEYOOOOOOO

SpmnE9zero · 12-16-2009, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by express705

HEYOOOOOOO

Whats happening killa!

Express · 12-16-2009, 03:06 PM

just got in from the post office.

drinmking more lol

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 12-16-2009, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

dude its craig, ill get pissed off texts/ims from him when we joke about him here and there.. i dont take shit serious here bc i know we're all fucking around..

you get sand in your pussy too, dont try to act innocent

Express · 12-16-2009, 03:06 PM

who is kev

Ender514 · 12-16-2009, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

dude its craig, ill get pissed off texts/ims from him when we joke about him here and there.. i dont take shit serious here bc i know we're all fucking around..

hes very sensitive

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 12-16-2009, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

i like to call it a chicken cutlet

i call it the roast beef and swiss

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