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///M Power-Belgium · 01-31-2017, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by nyalpine90

bacon is good for you!

I love pigs

08njSTEP · 01-31-2017, 08:00 PM

When I was around 10 years old my step mom bought a piglet as a joke for her boss. She wanted to clean it up before taking it into the office. We put a rope around it's neck, but not too tight. Bam! Piglet was on the run. 5-6 kids running around suburbia trying to catch a wet pig. Pretty funny scene. Pig went to a farm, got fat, turned into bacon and pork chops.

Aatish · 01-31-2017, 09:14 PM

The Sopranos is too good.

Axius · 02-01-2017, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

speaking of funerals....

I attended a funeral for the father of one of my closest friends about a month ago, and this just happened to be my first 'Southern Country' African-American funeral.

When it is my time to leave this earth - THIS is how my service will be!!

Singing for three hours, a little 3 piece band (Keyboards, Base, and Drums).

Think about the scene from the Blues Brothers with James Brown

I just want my corpse to be thrown into the Mariana Trench with concrete shoes so it collapses under the immense pressure like pancake, of course with a gopro as well, so it can be documented for science.

1MOREMOD · 02-01-2017, 07:37 AM

I wanna have a party with all my friends getting liquored up and telling stories about my shenanigans while listening to damn it feels good to be a gangster

Aatish · 02-01-2017, 07:59 AM

Watched Heat last night.

Kinda wanna pull a bank job.

Axius · 02-01-2017, 08:01 AM

Thatd be dope too. Id expect everyone would be on a decked out yacht drinking Cristal and sniffing yayo off top tier female escorts whilst tossing my body overboard.

Also good idea, count me in. Need to decide what bank will have most potential and least amount of secruity to bypass.

RJ_ · 02-01-2017, 08:25 AM

Ax, you're a pool boy, right? Want to replace a water heater for me?

Axius · 02-01-2017, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

Ax, you're a pool boy, right? Want to replace a water heater for me?

How much do you pay? What are expected working hours? Wardrobe requirements? How/what are the working conditions? Is lunch provided?...

I've learned from the past to ask questions like these.

Aatish · 02-01-2017, 08:50 AM

Welp. Look like I'm staking out banks this weekend.

RJ_ · 02-01-2017, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

How much do you pay? What are expected working hours? Wardrobe requirements? How/what are the working conditions? Is lunch provided?...

I've learned from the past to ask questions like these.

I pay in Trident Layers and complimentary bubble baths using the glorious hot water you created.

Working conditions are a dank basement.

Wardrobe: I never wear pants at home, so I guess, dress for the job you want, not the one you have.

Lups · 02-01-2017, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

How much do you pay? What are expected working hours? Wardrobe requirements? How/what are the working conditions? Is lunch provided?...

I've learned from the past to ask questions like these.

See, you shouldn't have taken the side gig with Biorin!

RJ_ · 02-01-2017, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Welp. Look like I'm staking out banks this weekend.

Watch the Ocean's movies if you need some ideas.

Axius · 02-01-2017, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

I pay in Trident Layers and complimentary bubble baths using the glorious hot water you created.

Working conditions are a dank basement.

Wardrobe: I never wear pants at home, so I guess, dress for the job you want, not the one you have.

Pffffft...., that sounds way better than a crumbling pool house, no pay, no food, forced to wear no pants, constant gawking in freezing cold temps from an abusive employer...

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Originally Posted by Lups

See, you shouldn't have taken the side gig with Biorin!

YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL OF THIS.

nyalpine90 · 02-01-2017, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Welp. Look like I'm staking out banks this weekend.

U going to need a fast get away car too lol

Biorin · 02-01-2017, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

See, you shouldn't have taken the side gig with Biorin!

Dude, don't be mad just because I thought of making him wear a bacon speedo first. It solves the wardrobe problem AND the lunch problem. I'm saving so much money.

Biorin · 02-01-2017, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by nyalpine90

U going to need a fast get away car too lol

Can I drive??

Qualifications: My coworkers say coffee runs with me are like being in Formula 1.

nyalpine90 · 02-01-2017, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Can I drive??

Qualifications: My coworkers say coffee runs with me are like being in Formula 1.

can u drive in reverse without looking back

Biorin · 02-01-2017, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by nyalpine90

can u drive in reverse without looking back

Anyone can do that, the only question is how many people will die.

nyalpine90 · 02-01-2017, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Anyone can do that, the only question is how many people will die.

in that case we need armor vehicle

shockin330i · 02-01-2017, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

I love pigs

People always playing with their food

Axius · 02-01-2017, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Dude, don't be mad just because I thought of making him wear a bacon speedo first. It solves the wardrobe problem AND the lunch problem. I'm saving so much money.

This is the innovation needed to expand the business model and triple the portfolio expansion. You save money, I gain experience and appreciation...., all good things.

01-31-2017, 08:00 PM	#46048
08njSTEP Captain 795 Rep 762 Posts Drives: '07 335i, '66 SS396 Chevelle Join Date: Dec 2015 Location: Manchester, NH iTrader: (0)	When I was around 10 years old my step mom bought a piglet as a joke for her boss. She wanted to clean it up before taking it into the office. We put a rope around it's neck, but not too tight. Bam! Piglet was on the run. 5-6 kids running around suburbia trying to catch a wet pig. Pretty funny scene. Pig went to a farm, got fat, turned into bacon and pork chops.
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01-31-2017, 09:14 PM	#46049
Aatish Lofty 3509 Rep 849 Posts Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: ORD <> ATX iTrader: (0)	The Sopranos is too good. __________________ F30 335 (FBO and BM3 OG) 991.2 C2 Range Rover Sport Diesel I4 M50 (coming soon)
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02-01-2017, 07:59 AM	#46052
Aatish Lofty 3509 Rep 849 Posts Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: ORD <> ATX iTrader: (0)	Watched Heat last night. Kinda wanna pull a bank job. __________________ F30 335 (FBO and BM3 OG) 991.2 C2 Range Rover Sport Diesel I4 M50 (coming soon)
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02-01-2017, 08:01 AM	#46053
Axius Banned 4208 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	Thatd be dope too. Id expect everyone would be on a decked out yacht drinking Cristal and sniffing yayo off top tier female escorts whilst tossing my body overboard. Also good idea, count me in. Need to decide what bank will have most potential and least amount of secruity to bypass.
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02-01-2017, 08:25 AM	#46054
RJ_ Baby-faced Assassin 1207 Rep 152 Posts Drives: when car isn't broke. Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Department of the Posterior iTrader: (0)	Ax, you're a pool boy, right? Want to replace a water heater for me?
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02-01-2017, 08:50 AM	#46056
Aatish Lofty 3509 Rep 849 Posts Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: ORD <> ATX iTrader: (0)	Welp. Look like I'm staking out banks this weekend. __________________ F30 335 (FBO and BM3 OG) 991.2 C2 Range Rover Sport Diesel I4 M50 (coming soon)
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