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      12-18-2009, 03:11 PM   #46663
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there are plenty of times here i just wanna waddle up to kevin and headbutt him in the balls but he keeps me entertained wit all the stress i have here, and im pretty sure i do the same.. loll
that's the first time i've heard of "headbutting someone in the balls".
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      12-18-2009, 03:12 PM   #46664
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! whoops wrong key! hahahahahhahahhahah I can not take you assholes sometimes! WTF!
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      12-18-2009, 03:12 PM   #46665
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ah ok, good talk jer ......
Like your new quote in my sig, that made me drop my pants, bend over, and scream WOW as load as I could! I almost died from that! Hence the new sig! A hard one to top!
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that's the first time i've heard of "headbutting someone in the balls".
jerry is alot of peoples "first" and last unfortunately
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      12-18-2009, 03:13 PM   #46667
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Like your new quote in my sig, that made me drop my pants, bend over, and scream WOW as load as I could! I almost died from that! Hence the new sig! A hard one to top!
funny thing is i didnt think it was really good at all, thats the best kind.
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creepy
hmmm, curious!
edited: DAMNIT!
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hmmm, curious!
edited: DAMNIT!


i havent fooled anyone with the white letters in a while
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by snookums, i will rub my sack later and sniff my fingers thinking of you
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funny thing is i didnt think it was really good at all, thats the best kind.
well I just pictured you sitting on the coutch with Jerry's mom, him come walking in thru the door with a handfull of redbulls and you looking up at him and saying "hey your mother is out of pads, go pick some up for her, dwarf!" And th efact that you would know means you are over pounding it!
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well I just pictured you sitting on the coutch with Jerry's mom, him come walking in thru the door with a handfull of redbulls and you looking up at him and saying "hey your mother is out of pads, go pick some up for her, dwarf!" And th efact that you would know means you are over pounding it!
shit i just beat it up and wipe my dick on jerrys pillowcase
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by snookums, i will rub my sack later and sniff my fingers thinking of you
make sure its all nice and sweaty first.
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Dooey.. what's that smell? MY ASS!
hahahahhhahaha! YAH I remember that! um, um, um wth was that, oh th emovie with the white mask.......... shit what was that called.
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make sure its all nice and sweaty first.

thats how i show love


you want to show a girl (or guy) you love them, fuck the flowers, lick their ass after a bike ride
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shit i just beat it up and wipe my dick on jerrys pillowcase
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ALPINE WHITE DICK BEATING FTMFW!
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thats how i show love


you want to show a girl (or guy) you love them, fuck the flowers, lick their ass after a bike ride
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piss count today = 10
so what of it!
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what? a good rim job shows affection and love towards another
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but a blumpkin shows honesty
a blumpkin shows dedication and the ability to be a team player
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what? a good rim job shows affection and love towards another
WTF
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a blumpkin shows dedication and the ability to be a team player
explain!
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