Official Tri-State & PA Chat Thread (#5)

SpmnE9zero · 12-18-2009, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

here we go...

Going down the only road I've ever known!
Edit: Oh Damn! that may be the #1 ninja edit material out there

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 12-18-2009, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

explain!

you see when a loved one gives you a blow job while you are taking a nice dump, she is helping your anus relax and providing a great service, so she is doing her duty as a gf and blowing you, but also relaxing the anus to keep your poo at maximum efficiency

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 12-18-2009, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

explain!

you see when a loved one gives you a blow job while you are taking a nice dump, she is helping your anus relax and providing a great service, so she is doing her duty as a gf and blowing you, but also relaxing the anus to keep your poo at maximum efficiency

burberry · 12-18-2009, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

BANG - A - DOUBLE POST!

BANG-A-LAG !

SpmnE9zero · 12-18-2009, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by sexye92

you see when a loved one gives you a blow job while you are taking a nice dump, she is helping your anus relax and providing a great service, so she is doing her duty as a gf and blowing you, but also relaxing the anus to keep your poo at maximum efficiency

I would ask if you were shitting me, but Somehow it doesnt seem relevant and I think I know the answer. I have less respect for myself having read that and even lost more sexual appetite thanks to Kevin and his inability to be, well, refined!
Thank you, may God have mercy on your soul! Yes Jerry I mocked you!

SpmnE9zero · 12-18-2009, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

BANG - A - DOUBLE POST!

SHUT UP It was worth reading halfway thru it again before I realized it was a repost!

SpmnE9zero · 12-18-2009, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

nice VW

SpmnE9zero · 12-18-2009, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

dead baby rabbits

get a chuckle outa that one Jer!

burberry · 12-18-2009, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

LOL that's funny.

SpmnE9zero · 12-18-2009, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

only someone from PA can appreciate something completely fucked up

If I am not mistaked, that heap of shit is from Jersey, so go find your homofied AVGW driver and rape his ass, leave mine alone!

burberry · 12-18-2009, 03:36 PM

ka pow.

SpmnE9zero · 12-18-2009, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

but urs is so smooth.. its like the ass of a 7 year old girl

Shut up!

Kevin, you off making stickers again?

SpmnE9zero · 12-18-2009, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

total ADD moment right there.. good job buddy

It may appear as tho I suffer from ADD,
But your the one still playing with MY BUDDY!

edit: after re-reading that, man that was terrible. I will not try again today as it is bound to end in disaster and I can not afford to have that happen to me.

Craig@SupremePower · 12-18-2009, 03:43 PM

exactly!!!

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

craig is workin over my mother right now.. he should be here shorty

burberry · 12-18-2009, 03:46 PM

oh shit jerry, i found a pic of the "headbutting in the balls" you were talking about.

Craig@SupremePower · 12-18-2009, 03:49 PM

whats good hood?

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

that didn't take long.. ur quick bro lol

Craig@SupremePower · 12-18-2009, 03:50 PM

me either so lets hope it just blows over...

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

just counting down til 4:30... not looking forward to the "s-word" this weekend

burberry · 12-18-2009, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

just counting down til 4:30... not looking forward to the "s-word" this weekend

sex?

Craig@SupremePower · 12-18-2009, 03:52 PM

ohhhh my...

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Originally Posted by burberry

gay sex?

burberry · 12-18-2009, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

i wish

maybe ill get lucky probably not lol

just park outside the closest junior high school with your 335 and a box of candy.

burberry · 12-18-2009, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

that was the expression on my face when i first drove the 335.

burberry · 12-18-2009, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

who's face, the kid or the horse?

LOL the kids. and now that you mentioned the horse. got me thinking.

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