Official Tri-State & PA Chat Thread (#5)

SpmnE9zero · 12-22-2009, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

"You messed with the wrong Sand *****"

Thats racist!

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 12-22-2009, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

Know how I know you're gay?

you have a bumper sticker that says " i love it when balls are on my face'

thats gay?

SpmnE9zero · 12-22-2009, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

Your disk tastes like shit.

SpmnE9zero · 12-22-2009, 03:27 PM

Figures Kev shows up and all Gay breaks lose!

SpmnE9zero · 12-22-2009, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

40 year old Virgin bro.. come on

I will bow my head in pure Gay shame! I am forever shunned and my God have mercy on my soul!

m3pare · 12-22-2009, 03:29 PM

damn

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 12-22-2009, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

Tell me something, when your child is born, is he already on parole?

everybody's dick look big on 60" tv, my sista's dick look big on 60" tv

m3pare · 12-22-2009, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

Tell me something, when your child is born, is he already on parole?

hoe fo sho!

m3pare · 12-22-2009, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by sexye92

everybody's dick look big on 60" tv, my sista's dick look big on 60" tv

ahhh kelly clarkson!

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 12-22-2009, 03:30 PM

i moved, changed my email address, my phone number, dude is stalking me man

well i didnt know that i'm sorry

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 12-22-2009, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by jBryan

ahhh kelly clarkson!

so you said bitch is hurtin for a squirtin

m3pare · 12-22-2009, 03:31 PM

i dont want your big box-o-porn andy!

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 12-22-2009, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

Take your porn with you.

what is this? is this your date rape drug?

its a mentos, its the fresh maker

m3pare · 12-22-2009, 03:31 PM

ohh me so horny

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 12-22-2009, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

holy shit! JB is familiar with a movie we're talking about.. +1 kid, u just gained a little respect from me..

is it true if you dont use it you lose it?

is that a serious question?

no its wasnt

m3pare · 12-22-2009, 03:32 PM

oh you know, it kinda feels like sandbag

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 12-22-2009, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

I'm throwing myself at you and all you can think about are fucking toys.

do you want me to dress up like thor, i'll dress up like thor, andy why wont you fuck me

m3pare · 12-22-2009, 03:33 PM

do you, like to do-it-yourself, beth?

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 12-22-2009, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jBryan

oh you know, it kinda feels like sandbag

bag of sand, me so horny, me so stupid

i may not have had sex but i can fuck you up

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 12-22-2009, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

I'm sorry. I'll still have sex with you if you want.

did you have a daquiri today?

yes

i thought that you might have.

i taste shellfish sandwich

m3pare · 12-22-2009, 03:34 PM

oh god, how many times did you guys do it?!!

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 12-22-2009, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

That fucker came out of nowhere!

haha i use that one all the time, i just laughed like a retard

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