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      11-24-2015, 11:21 PM   #463
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I accept hot pics even later.
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      11-24-2015, 11:22 PM   #464
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I accept hot pics even later.
Preferably a set of hairy legs, no?
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^^ don't appreciate Tonka, deliver....

I'm like the female version of Philip these days.

And I'm cool with it!
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      11-24-2015, 11:34 PM   #466
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^^ don't appreciate Tonka, deliver....

I'm like the female version of Philip these days.

And I'm cool with it!
hhahahaha

It's not like i don't deliver... but i don't have anymore hairy leg pics.....
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hhahahaha

It's not like i don't deliver... but i don't have anymore hairy leg pics.....
Well, you can wear jeans too, do a full Bruce Springsteen thing for us and its a goat extra for sure!
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      11-24-2015, 11:55 PM   #468
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Well, you can wear jeans too, do a full Bruce Springsteen thing for us and its a goat extra for sure!
So posting a "hot" pic gets an additional goat in the mix? Is this the same as prostitution?
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So posting a "hot" pic gets an additional goat in the mix? Is this the same as prostitution?
It's for charity so I'd prefer using the words good marketing!

Btw, I stole your Halloween shot, its gonna be my Christmas card shot. Last years one was this so yours wins big!

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      11-25-2015, 12:10 AM   #470
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Don't be a hater, you're on my card list this year!
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      11-25-2015, 12:12 AM   #472
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It's for charity so I'd prefer using the words good marketing!

Btw, I stole your Halloween shot, its gonna be my Christmas card shot. Last years one was this so yours wins big!
Jeez Lups - you know they make Audi's for that kinda shit
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Jeez Lups - you know they make Audi's for that kinda shit
Yeah, but why would I use that if I can use an M4? Don't you know a tree dries up fast after it has been removed from the stump? I was just being cautious.
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hahaha took me a while to see the tree on Peter's back! He's a trooper!

hmmm, I've got a pic i could *maybe* share, but i think it's worth more than 1 goat.
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hahaha took me a while to see the tree on Peter's back! He's a trooper!

hmmm, I've got a pic i could *maybe* share, but i think it's worth more than 1 goat.
I get the feeling i am being conned here. I need some sort of proof/ insurance for this one
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Did she even try to stuff it in her trunk first?
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Did she even try to stuff it in her trunk first?
Lups did mention she likes it in the trunk??
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I have a working internet connection again and since my real email server is paranoid I haven't read the WV responses for a week. I do hope they haven't seen this thread.
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I have a working internet connection again and since my real email server is paranoid I haven't read the WV responses for a week. I do hope they haven't seen this thread.
Why?? Do they frown upon stumps put into the trunk?

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Why?? Do they frown upon stumps put into the trunk?

I'd prefer a tree.
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I'd prefer a tree.
This is about Christmas trees right?
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This is about Christmas trees right?
Yes? What else?
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I'm guessing lups would stick a pine cone up your ass if you forced trunk entry
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I'm guessing lups would stick a pine cone up your ass if you forced trunk entry
My trunk usually has so much milk inside in the evening time, I would indeed consider an unlawful entry a declaration of war and a pinecone would suit my list of punishments.

You know me so well moddie

Btw, I might take you up on your offer to keep Peter for a bit.
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