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///M Power-Belgium · 03-14-2017, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

What about cigars. Do you still feel the same way, or would those fit into your "real housewives of..." lifestyle you wish to achieve?

Against who are you talking Canada ?

Sara · 03-14-2017, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

I'm dying right now. I don't actually vape, Sara.

Thank God!

///M Power-Belgium · 03-14-2017, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Bjorn smokes cigars. Didn't bother me as long he did it on the porch and not in the house.

Right .And with his pants on fire ..

Sara · 03-14-2017, 10:16 AM

If I offended anyone who smokes, then good. Yall need to cut that shit out like TODAY. #snowflakes

Aatish · 03-14-2017, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

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Originally Posted by Aatish

What if he vapez?

Bhai I heard in Merica movies ...*Give that man a cigar* !

And the dude was a kinda hero ...

BTW .. True Havanas are not cheap !

Cuban's aren't cheap my friend. But the price has dropped recently

Sara · 03-14-2017, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Cuban's aren't cheap my friend. But the price has dropped recently

I'm very expensive.

Aatish · 03-14-2017, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

I'm very expensive.

And I don't pay sticker

UncleWede · 03-14-2017, 10:21 AM

Sara, you could save the money on the eyelashes/haircare if you just kept it where it belongs. Every house you visit, and in probably every ladies' room you will find mouthwash, even if you have to pay $2 in the ladies' room.

Sara · 03-14-2017, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

And I don't pay sticker

You're going to pay premium pricing

Sara · 03-14-2017, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Sara, you could save the money on the eyelashes/haircare if you just kept it where it belongs. Every house you visit, and in probably every ladies' room you will find mouthwash, even if you have to pay $2 in the ladies' room.

Wait what? I go home every night.

Aatish · 03-14-2017, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

You're going to pay premium pricing

...or holdout until it's for invoice.

Sara · 03-14-2017, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

...or holdout until it's for invoice.

No baby, I dont come down in pricing. If anything, I increase with experience. Some women age like milk, I age like fine wine.

silvergray545 · 03-14-2017, 10:27 AM

Aatish · 03-14-2017, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

No baby, I dont come down in pricing. If anything, I increase with experience. Some women age like milk, I age like fine wine.

Good thing I don't drink; really no return on that ever. And I drink my milk, before it spoils :b

Sara · 03-14-2017, 10:30 AM

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Good thing I don't drink; really no return on that ever. And I drink my milk, before it spoils :b

No body wants a virgin who just lays there like a board and screams. Men want a woman who knows what the hell she's doing.

Joekerr · 03-14-2017, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

No baby, I dont come down in pricing. If anything, I increase with experience. Some women age like milk, I age like fine wine.

Lets re-visit this assertion in 10 years. When you'll still be single, but hopefully a little less self-absorbed.

Aatish · 03-14-2017, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

No body wants a virgin who just lays there like a board and screams. Men want a woman who knows what the hell she's doing.

They usually scream in the Ferrari. And I'm the one laying around afterwards.

Joekerr · 03-14-2017, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Against who are you talking Canada ?

Oh, that was totally a knock against old Am Bi. For sure. Anything that could be perceived as an insult about Am Bi, should definitely be presumed as me talking about Am Bi. Regardless of whether it makes any sense.

Are you really serious? It's pretty obvious to whom my post was directed.

Sara · 03-14-2017, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Lets re-visit this assertion in 10 years. When you'll still be single, but hopefully a little less self-absorbed.

Me? Less? Never!

Aatish · 03-14-2017, 10:45 AM

But, if I am honest. The only time I've made a girl scream, was in the Ferrari on the way to get desert. Fucked up her hair and makeup too.

Sara · 03-14-2017, 10:45 AM

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But, if I am honest. The only time I've made a girl scream, was in the Ferrari on the way to get desert. Fucked up her hair and makeup too.

Ever done it while driving?

Aatish · 03-14-2017, 10:49 AM

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Ever done it while driving?

Nah. She called it off before I got a Tesla.

Have you?

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