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06-23-2008, 12:13 PM | #49369 |
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06-23-2008, 12:16 PM | #49371 |
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yea well parking is a bitch because it was sunday and raining we couldve just went to the far lot and no1 parks there but whoever was leading was a n00b. plus i thought we were just gonna go find our own parking...its not gonna be easy to park by each other.
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06-23-2008, 12:17 PM | #49374 |
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The History And Many Uses Of The Word Fuck
written by: George Carlin Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word FUCK. Out of all of the English words which begin with the letter F, FUCK is the only word referred to as the "F" word, it's the one magical word. FUCK as most words in the english language, is derived from German, the word "fricken[?]", which means to strike. In English, FUCK falls into many grammatical categories. As a transitive verb, for instance. John FUCK-ed Shirley. As an intransitive verb, Shirley FUCKS. It's meaning's not always sexual; it can be used as an adjective, such as John's doing all the FUCK-ing work. As part of an adverb, Shirley talks too FUCK-ing much. As an adverb enhancing an adjective, Shirley is FUCK-ing beautiful. As a noun, I don't give a FUCK. As part of a word abso-FUCKING-lutely, or in-FUCKING-credible. And, as almost every word in the sentence, FUCK the FUCK-ing FUCK-ers. As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of FUCK. As in these examples describing situations such as fraud, I got FUCK-ed at the used car lot. Dismay, Aw FUCK it. Trouble, I guess I'm really FUCK-ed now. Agression, Don't FUCK with me buddy. Difficulty, I don't understand this FUCK-ing question. Inquiry, Who the FUCK was that? Dissatisfaction, I don't like what the FUCK is going on here. Incompetence, He's a FUCK-off. Dismissal, Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-FUCK yourself? I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all these multi purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly, and proudly! FUCK you!
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06-23-2008, 12:35 PM | #49377 |
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06-23-2008, 12:39 PM | #49378 |
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Hey Dave....who was dirivng on the way home you or the GF?
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06-23-2008, 01:00 PM | #49380 |
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lol! Dave feels bad for abandoning us e90post members and will now try and make it up. lol!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Dave!!! We gave him a hard time yesterday for ditching us and whoring up the m3 forums. lol!
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mini-me got jokes! lol!
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06-23-2008, 01:03 PM | #49382 |
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my girl was. I got to take a nice nap hehe
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06-23-2008, 01:03 PM | #49383 |
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Lunch time as me as well...yay tuna fish.
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06-23-2008, 01:06 PM | #49384 |
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Dood......when we got on the Pali...I was in the left lane..there was a Honda Odyssey in front of me...your girl snapped your car infront of the Odyssey...with not much room to spare..I thought the Odyssey was going to take a header into the median.....
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06-23-2008, 01:11 PM | #49385 |
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On the other side of the mall, there was a half empty lot
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On the way back from BM heading to Palisades Mall (for Dave & Busters), Dave was driving. On the way home from the Palisades Mall, his fiance was driving. So, the wreckless driver was Dave.
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I shoulda been more specific...lol Dave...I hope you have good insurance..
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