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Joekerr · 07-20-2017, 10:53 AM

Hit it like Chris Brown

Axius · 07-20-2017, 11:02 AM

Star in a film like Kim K

///M Power-Belgium · 07-20-2017, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Star in a film like Kim K

She's a # fat ass..

Axius · 07-20-2017, 11:15 AM

That whole family is disgusting.

But I would bang the younger sisters.

F30lolz · 07-20-2017, 11:21 AM

Guys, I called the dealer and they mentioned that now they have no idea when they'll be receiving my airbag when they told me last Saturday when I dropped it off that it'll there by mid week. It's now Thursday and driving this 320i is killing me. Should I:

1) Be like Gary and demand a 7 series?
2) Install DP, JB4, CAI for that 25 HP gain alone and add a M3 decal for that extra 6.5 HP?
3) Walk in and demand my e90 back and wait until they call me back when the airbag does arrive?
4) Ban myself?
5) Play with myself?

Axius · 07-20-2017, 11:26 AM

Stop buying BMW because they are going down the toilet.

Joekerr · 07-20-2017, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

Guys, I called the dealer and they mentioned that now they have no idea when they'll be receiving my airbag when they told me last Saturday when I dropped it off that it'll there by mid week. It's now Thursday and driving this 320i is killing me. Should I:

1) Be like Gary and demand a 7 series?
2) Install DP, JB4, CAI for that 25 HP gain alone and add a M3 decal for that extra 6.5 HP?
3) Walk in and demand my e90 back and wait until they call me back when the airbag does arrive?
4) Ban myself?
5) Play with myself?

I would:

1) Walk in and play with myself while demanding they ban all further 320i from production unless they want to see you finish
2) Install DP, JB4, CAI on a 7 series in the lot for the surprise it will bring to its future owner
3) Demand my e90 back and wait until they call me back when the airbag does arrive.
4) Be like Gary

UncleWede · 07-20-2017, 12:46 PM

Joekerr, no joking!

///M Power-Belgium · 07-20-2017, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Joekerr, no joking!

Caesar was/is actually a big joke !

UncleWede · 07-20-2017, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Caesar was/is actually a big joke !

It was a vague attempt at humor, and since you have no children you probably don't know Dora the Explorer.

Axius · 07-20-2017, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

It was a vague attempt at humor, and since you have no children you probably don't know Dora the Explorer.

Dora is a Mexican, of course they don't have Dora all the way in Belgieland.

UncleWede · 07-20-2017, 01:34 PM

Help me with a movie quote issue, I can't find it to save my life:

"What'd he say he was doing?"
"Said he was fangering the dog"

shockin330i · 07-20-2017, 01:51 PM

hola

Joekerr · 07-20-2017, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Help me with a movie quote issue, I can't find it to save my life:

"What'd he say he was doing?"
"Said he was fangering the dog"

I think that's from the 1993 release of "Wede makes a porno".

But no, I can't find it either...not confident it happened. But a shoutout to you for making my google browsing history look very questionable at the moment.

Or...comparatively...the same as yours.

UncleWede · 07-20-2017, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

I think that's from the 1993 release of "Wede makes a porno".

You NEVER use the same pseudonym for writing as acting

nOOb ban

Joekerr · 07-20-2017, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

You NEVER use the same pseudonym for writing as acting

nOOb ban

This is why I always respect my elders.

They have so much wisdom to share.

Thanks Wede!

///M Power-Belgium · 07-20-2017, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Dora is a Mexican, of course they don't have Dora all the way in Belgieland.

William all I can say is..The name Dora sounds sexy , you know a kinda wild thing !

UncleWede · 07-20-2017, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

This is why I always respect my elders.

They have so much wisdom to share.

Thanks Wede!

Some day, when you can steal the pebble from my hand, you will be ready grasshopper

#whippersnappers, get off my lawn

UncleWede · 07-20-2017, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

William all I can say is..The name Dora sounds sexy , you know a kinda wild thing !

Dora THE EXPLORER. She wants to EXPLORE your . . .

WHAT AM I SAYING? No more testo-pedo pills this week!

///M Power-Belgium · 07-20-2017, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

This is why I always respect my elders.

They have so much wisdom to share.

Thanks Wede!

Romans had only wisdom in insane sex orgies at the battlefield . That's why they were wearing mini skirts .

UncleWede · 07-20-2017, 02:29 PM

Dora:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dora_the_Explorer

///M Power-Belgium · 07-20-2017, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Dora THE EXPLORER. She wants to EXPLORE your . . .

WHAT AM I SAYING? No more testo-pedo pills this week!

You sound like our priest behind in the church , her name was not Dora but Marie .
The maid (Marie) was on her knees (not for prayers) while he pulled on her long black hair..
On the other hand ..Lord I confess I would bang her too in our church from behind !
Forgive me my sins ..
AMEN !

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