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      03-25-2010, 12:14 PM   #51569
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stop lying you know you still use slide projectors to watch a film
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Jerry , you and I are sharing a bed right?
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Your gonna think you are sleeping with your hairy lil teddy back home and wake up to Jerry stroking your hair whispering Celine Dion in your ear while applying lipstick and bearing his hairy chest!
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Your gonna think you are sleeping with your hairy lil teddy back home and wake up to Jerry stroking your hair whispering Celine Dion in your hear while applying lipstick and bearing his hairy chest!
excuse me you are getting confused with your LI people... ASL is the hairy chested guy... jerry is the short one... she is gonna wake up to jerry standing on his stool whispering that shit hahaha
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You guys are making me nervous about meeting jerry in las vegas
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You guys are making me nervous about meeting jerry in las vegas
hahaha you shouldnt be... he cant hurt you... you and alex should paint him blue in his sleep everyone at mfest will be like wtf is a smurf doing here
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      03-25-2010, 12:21 PM   #51582
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excuse me you are getting confused with your LI people... ASL is the hairy chested guy... jerry is the short one... she is gonna wake up to jerry standing on his stool whispering that shit hahaha
All while looking down at his depressed penis that he is so disgusted with that he is contemplating chopping off! OMG!!!!!!!!!
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only if we make it to the bed.. i plan on being piss ass drunk and falling head first into the floor the second the door opens


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hahaha you shouldnt be... he cant hurt you... you and alex should paint him blue in his sleep everyone at mfest will be like wtf is a smurf doing here
OMG!!!!
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hahaha you shouldnt be... he cant hurt you... you and alex should paint him blue in his sleep everyone at mfest will be like wtf is a smurf doing here
He wears my daughter's hand me down onezees! hahahaha It is pink and is a size 3-6 months!
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poor jerrys not even here to defend himself
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jer cheer bear (i had to look up to find out which one it was hahaah but hahahha)
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