What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

UncleWede · 10-25-2018, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

Had a stripper tip me $20.

And another tipped me $10 plus wanted to buy me food. I denied the food but wanted me to attend her birthday ‘party’ at the strip club this Saturday night.

First world problems.

AND, if you send them a check for $5000, they will wire you $1mil in a week. And they will swim nekkid in it with you AND your wife.

F30lolz · 10-25-2018, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

AND, if you send them a check for $5000, they will wire you $1mil in a week. And they will swim nekkid in it with you AND your wife.

Really? Please tell me moar. Should I send same day air?

bayans · 10-25-2018, 11:33 AM

how to make my car faster e90
help me

thanks

........................
my best e90

Joekerr · 10-25-2018, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by bayans

how to make my car faster e90
help me

thanks

........................
my best e90

Drive it up to the edge of a cliff. Push it off. On the way down, it'll go faster than it ever has before.

UncleWede · 10-25-2018, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Drive it up to the edge of a cliff. Push it off. On the way down, it'll go faster than it ever has before.

My E90 certainly goes faster than gravity.

Are we going to appreciate this n00b too, so he can join the group faster?

F30lolz · 10-25-2018, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by bayans

how to make my car faster e90
help me

thanks

........................
my best e90

1) Replace BMW emblems with Honda badges.
2) Insert V-Tec emblem on the left hand side of the trunk, 4.75 inches from the Honda emblem.
3) Insert exactly $100 grand under the hood. Not mods, just leave $100K in cold hard (that’s what she said) cash under the hood.
4) Blow off valve

F30lolz · 10-25-2018, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Are we going to appreciate this n00b too, so he can join the group faster?

Eye just did. Your turn.

UncleWede · 10-25-2018, 12:53 PM

You forgot to recommend a blinker-fluid change. That's at least 2HP loss right there, and needs to be done anyways every 3K miles

F30lolz · 10-25-2018, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

You forgot to recommend a blinker-fluid change. That's at least 2HP loss right there, and needs to be done anyways every 3K miles

It’s 15k miles.

Great, you scared the noob away.

Never_Enough · 10-25-2018, 02:39 PM

I am sick of people typing "your" instead of the correct "you're"

1MOREMOD · 10-25-2018, 03:17 PM

Your stupid

F30lolz · 10-25-2018, 06:45 PM

So are yer aliens and “they’re” habits.

Dang3r · 10-26-2018, 03:05 AM

Ask Tove Lo for Habits in all ways, banned!

Never_Enough · 10-26-2018, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Dang3r

Ask Tove Lo for Habits in all ways, banned!

King Rudi · 10-26-2018, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

So are yer aliens and “they’re” habits.

*theiyr're

Holy shit. How did we get "here" in this thread. My man Never_Enough just dropped the Tove Lo song.

Bring out the whore's!

Never_Enough · 10-26-2018, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

*theiyr're

Holy shit. How did we get "here" in this thread. My man Never_Enough just dropped the Tove Lo song.

Bring out the whore's!

This has become 1 of my anthems

King Rudi · 10-26-2018, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Never_Enough

This has become 1 of my anthems

I can see that.

Kev312 · 10-26-2018, 02:47 PM

Your is all a bunch of illiterate degenerates. Read a books every now and than.

1MOREMOD · 10-26-2018, 03:42 PM

Ironic coming from you, almost illiterate arent you?

F30lolz · 10-26-2018, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Kev312

Your is all a bunch of illiterate degenerates. Read a books every now and than.

Wat? Trust me, eye reed enuff.

CANGRKE70 · 10-27-2018, 08:30 PM

Morning from Manila. Going to be here for work for a week...any tips of things to do while I'm here?

1MOREMOD · 10-27-2018, 09:05 PM

Make sure to check out the envelope factory

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