Official Tri-State & PA Chat Thread (#5)

335i_LeMans_pkgmax · 01-08-2010, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by sexye92

its 'MY SISTER DICK LOOK BIG ON 60" TV"

i dont have an mp3 player either, im buying on this year so i have music when i go camping, my girls brothers wife plays music on her phone but she plays like light fm, and she is only 23

haha light fm

i need to get my subs installed back in my car... i was trying to see if i could get someone do build me a stealthy solution but i dont feel like paying people and i have no idea how to do that shit haha

335i_LeMans_pkgmax · 01-08-2010, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by sexye92

this aint your thread asshole, you dont own it, show me paperwork proving you own it. damn i hate you (end rant)

ut oh... i bet someone comes out now

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 01-08-2010, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by 335i_LeMans_pkgmax

haha light fm

i need to get my subs installed back in my car... i was trying to see if i could get someone do build me a stealthy solution but i dont feel like paying people and i have no idea how to do that shit haha

i have seen some nice built in boxes in 335's, they are too heavy imo if you are into racing and all, too much extra weight.

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 01-08-2010, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by 335i_LeMans_pkgmax

ut oh... i bet someone comes out now

fuck the lamar, he can lick the sweat off the back of my balls

335i_LeMans_pkgmax · 01-08-2010, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by sexye92

me either but its funny that there is assholes in jersey that actually say that and think its cool

thats what we call seaside/point pleasant

sleazeside? hate that fucking place.. wildwood WAS where it was at... the fist pumpers didnt like it down there

335i_LeMans_pkgmax · 01-08-2010, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by sexye92

i have seen some nice built in boxes in 335's, they are too heavy imo if you are into racing and all, too much extra weight.

yeah i dont race it and shit not enough mods to race it

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 01-08-2010, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by 335i_LeMans_pkgmax

sleazeside? hate that fucking place.. wildwood WAS where it was at... the fist pumpers didnt like it down there

yea, but now its not any better lol. i took my kids to point pleasant last year, they are 5 and 6, and these guidos came out of jenks club like pretend fighting and almost knocked my kid down, i had to choke this roided up guido out for that

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 01-08-2010, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

ahhaahahahah.. bro we need to get u a new sig.. even thought that quote was very good timing and accidental, its time for something new and fresh.. let's hope today brings joy and happyness

yea you have been slacking severly lately, no funny shit.

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Originally Posted by 335i_LeMans_pkgmax

yeah i dont race it and shit not enough mods to race it

you will lol, especially on the forum, shit is addictive.

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

Who hear desires to fuck the great and powerful Lamar, B? IT WAS YOU.

you want me to dress up like thor? i'll dress up like thor. he had a wive, who he FUCKED

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 01-08-2010, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

fn roided up guidos and their needledicks and fake tans.. i wanna kill them all..

your one of them lol. you did roids, you tan, and you have a needledick

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 01-08-2010, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

hahahaaahha lol.. well last night we had a bunch of funny moments, but ur a morning guy so u missed out.

oh really? what a shame i was getting laid and relaxing, i must have missed out

335i_LeMans_pkgmax · 01-08-2010, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

i fuck around here and there.. here's what I have

JB3 1.4 Map 7, Spearco3 FMIC, BMS DCI.

ah you bastard... i was talking to Rev yesterday and he said something like he spent 20-25K on his G's engine..

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 01-08-2010, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

hahahaaahha lol.. well last night we had a bunch of funny moments, but ur a morning guy so u missed out.

and besides.. kevin at night = beer in hand, dick in other hand.. no room to type

i didnt drink any beer last night damnit!!!! thats tonight, i can taste it already

335i_LeMans_pkgmax · 01-08-2010, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

hahahaaahha lol.. well last night we had a bunch of funny moments, but ur a morning guy so u missed out.

and besides.. kevin at night = beer in hand, dick in other hand.. no room to type

haha yeah last night was hilarious

shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots

everybodyyy

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 01-08-2010, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

i did roids, i dont tan, and i have a vagina.. get it right

you tanned last summer, i remember thinking how gay you must be when you used to say "ok guys i'm going to lay by the pool to get a tan"

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Originally Posted by 335i_LeMans_pkgmax

ah you bastard... i was talking to Rev yesterday and he said something like he spent 20-25K on his G's engine..

I know rev got down pipes cuz i installed them, i think his meth kit is in but not intalled yet, and he has a jb3, i dont think he got an intercooler yet

335i_LeMans_pkgmax · 01-08-2010, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

i need to get laid again.. not going to the gym the past few weeks has lowered my confidence.. if i had a gf it would be a diff story, but when ur single, its all about the confidence..

GLT! Gym Laundry Tan.. ahahah

haha yeah having a girl is a bitch though... you gotta listen to their shit even when you dont wanna...

call someone else who cares

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 01-08-2010, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

oh shut the fuck up.. i dont wanna be pale in summer.. at least im not going into no fucking cancer chamber

the sun isnt any better you dumb ass lol.

335i_LeMans_pkgmax · 01-08-2010, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by sexye92

you tanned last summer, i remember thinking how gay you must be when you used to say "ok guys i'm going to lay by the pool to get a tan"

I know rev got down pipes cuz i installed them, i think his meth kit is in but not intalled yet, and he has a jb3, i dont think he got an intercooler yet

i wish i had rev's $

as for the tanning shit.. im italian i am already tan, however sitting by the pool with some bitches is always fun...

make that good looking bitches... hate those fat chicks who think they can wear bikinis

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 01-08-2010, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by 335i_LeMans_pkgmax

i wish i had rev's $

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

coldasicex5 19,008

Craig@SupremePower 10,618

sexye92 8,597

SpmnE9zero 3,978

jBryan 3,274
fizzle 3,193

Ender514 3,058
RevC 2,832
OEKlM 1,972
Aurora Bearialis 1,899
nj323ci 1,754

DAMN! 19k

335i_LeMans_pkgmax · 01-08-2010, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

ya but when u have a girl to suck ur dick every night, its a good feeling

no u dont, it smells like cow's ass

thats ok id be spending it as fast as i could

335i_LeMans_pkgmax · 01-08-2010, 08:26 AM

wanna know what we havent seen in awhile? pics of aurora...

335i_LeMans_pkgmax · 01-08-2010, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

oh boy... i may have to change my avatar

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 01-08-2010, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

the new guy is a horny fucker aint he? lol

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oh boy... i may have to change my avatar

yea you do, your isnt clear or bright enough

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