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      01-11-2010, 02:21 PM   #54363
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you got shot DOWN THERE???? wtf did he examine you with?
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No in my arm.
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It hurts. Normally it doesnt, she was a bit rough with me and then when she ordered me a shot, omg my arm feels like its going to fall off.
damn... ur OBGYN beat u up!!!
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No in my arm.
but it felt good when she was reaching around down there right?
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damn... ur OBGYN beat u up!!!
I know huh, which is why I normally go with guys, but this time it was a female.
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I know huh, which is why I normally go with guys, but this time it was a female.
do the guys usually give happy endings?
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I know huh, which is why I normally go with guys, but this time it was a female.
us guys are more gentle
unless it's Jerry... then he pokes at it with a stick 10 feet away so he won't get cooties.. haha
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i'll take that as a yes
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unless it's Jerry... then he pokes at it with a stick 10 feet away so he won't get cooties.. haha
My cootie shot hurt
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My cootie shot hurt
you mean the hpv cootie?
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Holy shit, I take a short hiatus and this is the shit I come back to? WTF!
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