[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by thesalg

i still prefer the strawberry shortcake and boston pancake

strawberry shortcake is my personal favorite! jerry's mom always has a broken nose and black eyes

[chris b.]

anyone want a eisenhaus exhaust. mufflers only?$800 obo. help me get my coilovers pleaseeee!!!!

[Sal G@Camber-Toe]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

yeah.. mark is great.. remember when Rallye had my car for "3 days and couldn't replicate the long crank"

i drive it into the bay, Mark was like "start up the car".. he heard the long crank and goes "we need to replace someone's fuel pump" without even scanning the car. a day later, my car was fixed lol

Thats awesome, he replaced my pump with no problems.

....But never fixed my windows that i requested

[E90jerz]

this is 1 dat i came up wit back in da day.
the chiller
fill a condom up with water & then freeze it.
hit it doggy style & slide da ice in.
she'll be screaming for daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays!

[LeMans335xiE90]

Originally Posted by chris b.

anyone want a eisenhaus exhaust. mufflers only?$800 obo. help me get my coilovers pleaseeee!!!!

sound clip? dual or quad?

[SpmnE9zero]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

I give kevin's mom The Jerry.. the bitch stands up, I walk under her, shove my head up her pussy and shot "bitch, how big is ur cunt" as her vaginal walls vibrate in pleasure

[chris b.]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

bitch.. im still waiting for my chicken sandwich

find me a buyer and ill get you two sandwiches and a 4 pk of redbull!!

[Sal G@Camber-Toe]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

bitch.. im still waiting for my chicken sandwich



whats wrong wit the windows? MAC fixed the lining around my windows without me asking!! that was awesome of them

Both drivers and passenger side windows are fucking scratched. Theres one big line down the entire glass and its from the door or some shit inside the door

[chris b.]

Originally Posted by LeMans335xiE90

sound clip? dual or quad?

dual.

see my fs thread for the clip. i cant access youtube right now

[SpmnE9zero]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

I give kevin's mom The Jerry.. the bitch stands up, I walk under her, shove my head up her pussy and shot "bitch, how big is ur cunt" as her vaginal walls vibrate in pleasure

Sound clip please! what?

[Sal G@Camber-Toe]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

I give kevin's mom The Jerry.. the bitch stands up, I walk under her, shove my head up her pussy and shot "bitch, how big is ur cunt" as her vaginal walls vibrate in pleasure

[chris b.]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

tempting...

help me get my coilovers!!!

[chris b.]

Originally Posted by LeMans335xiE90

sound clip? dual or quad?

[chris b.]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

it took me over a year to get reflectors.. how the FUCK do you expect me to help you with coils bro?

lmao!

[SpmnE9zero]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

it took me over a year to get reflectors.. how the FUCK do you expect me to help you with coils bro?

And you wouldnt even have those if someone hadn't stole your headlights washers!

[LeMans335xiE90]

Originally Posted by chris b.

dual.

see my fs thread for the clip. i cant access youtube right now

what do you mean by fake LOL

[Ender514]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

jared?

jerry?

[LeMans335xiE90]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

u know this is sad but true...



it worked!

[Ender514]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

u know this is sad but true...



it worked!

[SpmnE9zero]

Originally Posted by Ender514

jerry?

Scuba Steve!

[Ender514]

Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

Scuba Steve!

SHANE!!!

[Sal G@Camber-Toe]

Jared?