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      03-30-2010, 09:43 AM   #54737
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i got this pet shop on the phone for business right now and i just heard a parot go "HI ASSHOLE"

im fucking dying the customer cant stop cracking up either at it
he's like "he thinks everyones an asshole that walks in"
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left hand?
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we scareed nick with the popcorn comments..lolz
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i got this pet shop on the phone for business right now and i just heard a parot go "HI ASSHOLE"

im fucking dying the customer cant stop cracking up either at it
he's like "he thinks everyones an asshole that walks in"
hahahahahah no fucking way that is awesome hahahah
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who are you?
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who are you?
Peter Pan!!!!
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left hand?
the stranger
sit on Ur hand for 15minutes, until it goes numb. No feeling at all. And then U rub one out
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who are you?
do i know you??
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thank you?
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I sat on my hand for a few hours
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F that I would just have my wife do it! I would be too weirded out by the numb feeling! I hate that shit!
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F that I would just have my wife do it! I would be too weirded out by the numb feeling! I hate that shit!
........ right over ur head...... thats what jerry did............
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You are the pan
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that hurted...
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I sat on my hand for a few hours
Dude why didnt you take her in your back seat? WTF is wrong with you? She basically put the pussy on a plate and fed it to you and your pee pee got hard and you got scared! I dont get it, why are you so afraid of her? Admit it she scares the shit outa you doesnt she? You got the pussy on a pedestal! Shoulda knocked the dust off that pussy!
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