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      03-30-2010, 09:51 AM   #54759
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just like daw hawk in da aire
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Dude why didnt you take her in your back seat? WTF is wrong with you? She basically put the pussy on a plate and fed it to you and your pee pee got hard and you got scared! I dont get it, why are you so afraid of her? Admit it she scares the shit outa you doesnt she? You got the pussy on a pedestal! Shoulda knocked the dust off that pussy!
when i read your first line i was like HE PUT THAT PUSSY ON A PEDESTAL

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Dude why didnt you take her in your back seat? WTF is wrong with you? She basically put the pussy on a plate and fed it to you and your pee pee got hard and you got scared! I dont get it, why are you so afraid of her? Admit it she scares the shit outa you doesnt she? You got the pussy on a pedestal! Shoulda knocked the dust off that pussy!
the smell is like a reverse viagra
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      03-30-2010, 09:52 AM   #54763
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........ right over ur head...... thats what jerry did............
You know I oughta smack the shit outa you! You always take me so literal, stop it! Go have a chilidog, wipe off your chin and come back when you start thinking a lil before you speak!
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just like daw hawk in da aire
DUDE hahahaha i just fucking spit out my egg whites hahahahahhaha omg
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You know I oughta smack the shit outa you! You always take me so literal, stop it! Go have a chilidog, wipe off your chin and come back when you start thinking a lil before you speak!


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the smell is like a reverse viagra
I prefer TIGER PENIS!
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      03-30-2010, 09:54 AM   #54767
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DUDE hahahaha i just fucking spit out my egg whites hahahahahhaha omg
you know you got some yolk in there, dont you lie to me you chubby lil Phucker you!
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I prefer TIGER PENIS!
DAMN! and you question jareds sexuality???
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you know you got some yolk in there, dont you lie to me you chubby lil Phucker you!
you know what shane..... if you ever come to a meet i am going to knock you on your old ass!!!
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DAMN! and you question jareds sexuality???
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i know i know... you went back in the closet... its ok i wont judge
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i need a gas mask before i fuck her
you need a set of balls before you fuck her....
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i need a gas mask before i fuck her
gas mask, vagisal, and some purell
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i know i know... you went back in the closet... its ok i wont judge
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dude, my balls will suck themselves into my stomach if they go near her
what balls?
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      03-30-2010, 09:59 AM   #54776
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You know that was funny!
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HAHAHAHAHAH! Still thought you were serious initially since I had no idea what your humor was like!
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i need a gas mask before i fuck her
i got 1 but it might smell like weed
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You know that was funny!


HAHAHAHAHAH! Still thought you were serious initially since I had no idea what your humor was like!
guess you missed my
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Dan!! whats up man?
I know way too many people here right now
That I didn’t know last year, who the fuck are y’all?
I swear it feels like the last few nights
We been everywhere and back
But I just can’t remember it all

What am I doin’? What am I doin’?
Oh, yeah, that’s right, I’m doin’ me
I’m doin me
I’m livin’ life right now, mayne

And this what I’ma do ’til it’s over
‘Til it’s over
But it’s far from over…..

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