Official Tri-State & PA Chat Thread (#5)

335i_LeMans_pkgmax · 01-12-2010, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

I wonder if Jerry's sperm are very little?

i just pee'd... i feel bad for my co-workers bc they gotta deal with the smell of my piss all day now

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 01-12-2010, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

the only thing sticking over there is his switchdick to his balls bc this place makes him all hot and sweaty.

fuck you, from now on i'm not even pulling out of your mom, im gonna fill the dirty bitch like a boston cream donut and hope to give you a full sized brother

SpmnE9zero · 01-12-2010, 08:23 AM

new tag!

SpmnE9zero · 01-12-2010, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by 335i_LeMans_pkgmax

i just pee'd... i feel bad for my co-workers bc they gotta deal with the smell of my piss all day now

hahahahhahhahaha! I have been dealing with that for some time now, just get some febreez!

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 01-12-2010, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

im gonna stick my dick in sand, put it in your mom and give her a chicken cutlet

i'm gonna take a pillow case, fill it with bars of soap, and beat the SHIT outta you.

this is a house of learned doctors

SpmnE9zero · 01-12-2010, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

jerrysgotmidgetsperm

loolol

hahhahahahhahahahhaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SpmnE9zero · 01-12-2010, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by sexye92

i'm gonna take a pillow case, fill it with bars of soap, and beat the SHIT outta you.

this is a house of learned doctors

Full Metal Jacket!!!!!!!!!! Best movie ever!

335i_LeMans_pkgmax · 01-12-2010, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by sexye92

fuck you, from now on i'm not even pulling out of your mom, im gonna fill the dirty bitch like a boston cream donut and hope to give you a full sized brother

SpmnE9zero · 01-12-2010, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

well put it this way.. i need to marry a taller girl.. here's why..

Granfather = 5' 9"
Dad = 5' 7"
me = 5' 5".

a few more generations and we're literally gonna be midgets

No, a few more generations and you will not have any legs at all!

335i_LeMans_pkgmax · 01-12-2010, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

im gonna stick my dick in sand, put it in your mom and give her a chicken cutlet

wouldnt it be breaded roast beef?

SpmnE9zero · 01-12-2010, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

im gonna take a bunch of empty bottles of beer, fill them up with seltzer and leave them in your house

o-OOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMN!

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 01-12-2010, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

Full Metal Jacket!!!!!!!!!! Best movie ever!

step brothers, whats wrong with you? you swallowing the sheep sperm to get drunk again? that shits rotting your brain

but seriously full metal jacket is one of the best old movies

i'm sorry seargeant your not gonna like this platoon very much, we dont serve fried chicken and grape soda

private pile did your parents have any kids that lived

SpmnE9zero · 01-12-2010, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by 335i_LeMans_pkgmax

wouldnt it be breaded roast beef?

or two week old chipped ham smacked witha rubber malet!

335i_LeMans_pkgmax · 01-12-2010, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

no, that's her vagina

exactlyyyyy

SpmnE9zero · 01-12-2010, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by sexye92

step brothers, whats wrong with you? you swallowing the sheep sperm to get drunk again? that shits rotting your brain

but seriously full metal jacket is one of the best old movies

i'm sorry seargeant your not gonna like this platoon very much, we dont serve fried chicken and grape soda

private pile did your parents have any kids that lived

no no no, they also said it in full metal jacket!

SpmnE9zero · 01-12-2010, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by sexye92

step brothers, whats wrong with you? you swallowing the sheep sperm to get drunk again? that shits rotting your brain

but seriously full metal jacket is one of the best old movies

i'm sorry seargeant your not gonna like this platoon very much, we dont serve fried chicken and grape soda

private pile did your parents have any kids that lived

DOUBLE QUOTE!

A Jelly Donut!

335i_LeMans_pkgmax · 01-12-2010, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

pow!

Boom Boom

SpmnE9zero · 01-12-2010, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by 335i_LeMans_pkgmax

Boom Boom

You are F'ing Banned!

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 01-12-2010, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

no no no, they also said it in full metal jacket!

YOUR WRONG! they DID it in full metal jacket, it was never actually said, it just happened lol

335i_LeMans_pkgmax · 01-12-2010, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

You are F'ing Banned!

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

baaaaaaaaaahhahahhahahahaha

whatd i say

335i_LeMans_pkgmax · 01-12-2010, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

what don't you say!

i dont say stop

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 01-12-2010, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by 335i_LeMans_pkgmax

i dont say stop

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