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      01-13-2010, 09:50 AM   #56475
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Figures a page own with that dumb shit attached to my name! hahahhaha
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so you rape dead sheep? this is getting moe interesting....
NO, NO , NO I am getting very impatient with you young mantis! They are dead, they can not withhold that sweet ass if they can not talk! NO RAPE!
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NO, NO , NO I am getting very impatient with you young mantis! They are dead, they can not withhold that sweet ass if they can not talk! NO RAPE!
its not rape if they wag their tail or blink twice, i always say
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its not rape if they wag their tail or blink twice, i always say
or say no?
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You are experiencing the first emotion, then will come denial and then acceptance, dont worry young mantis it will all just be tulips in a field for you some day, I assume you will be tip toeing thru them soon!
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NO, NO , NO I am getting very impatient with you young mantis! They are dead, they can not withhold that sweet ass if they can not talk! NO RAPE!
oh my
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or say no?
sheep cant talk, be realistic bro, come on your better then that
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Finally someone who understands me! Will you be my life long friend!
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Finally someone who understands me! Will you be my life long friend!
no, i hold the title for biggest redneck with my friends, i cant have you "one up'ing" me
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sheep cant talk, be realistic bro, come on your better then that
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no, i hold the title for biggest redneck with my friends, i cant have you "one up'ing" me
OH! I am feeling left out, weird!
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You are experiencing the first emotion, then will come denial and then acceptance, dont worry young mantis it will all just be tulips in a field for you some day, I assume you will be tip toeing thru them soon!
i love frolicking in a field of flowers!
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OH! I am feeling left out, weird!
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i love frolicking in a field of flowers!

That is the funniest thing I have heard yo say yet!
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as you should
I just got a piece of my oatmeal lodged in my nose I think from laughing so hard at this!
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I just got a piece of my oatmeal lodged in my nose I think from laughing so hard at this!
its not gay if its YOUR oatmeal
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its not gay if its YOUR oatmeal
YOU KNOW CAUSE ITS YOUR OATMEAL!
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sheep cant talk, be realistic bro, come on your better then that
damn thank god i finished my cereal
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YOU KNOW CAUSE ITS YOUR OATMEAL!
hey old man, get that bitch to make me some blue berry pancakes
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YO MAN!
That is so YMCA!

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