*OFFICIAL Chicagoland Chat Thread* (#3)

CubanJJ09 · 01-20-2011, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AFV335i

so i told my daughter to every time she walked by her teacher today to just out of the corner of her mouth say bears or da bears and keep walking...she'll be home from cheer in a few...lets see if she did it

Lol teachers prob like WTF is wrong with this kid.

Ricer X · 01-20-2011, 09:22 PM

yeah...she didn't do it...chicken shit....see if I can push her to do it tomorrow...I told her he'd prolly give her an A

CubanJJ09 · 01-20-2011, 09:26 PM

Should dump her books and just snap. WHY DIDN'T YOU!!!!!!

Ricer X · 01-20-2011, 09:27 PM

lol....no, WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU?????

BTM · 01-20-2011, 09:32 PM

Why The Fuck Did You Not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CubanJJ09 · 01-20-2011, 09:34 PM

Fucking should not have not done it!!!!!!!

gary88 · 01-20-2011, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by AFV335i

you should go ask him for some flied lice

gonna invite him to the chat thread

CubanJJ09 · 01-20-2011, 09:41 PM

Word. Where's Sam rothstein

Ricer X · 01-20-2011, 09:53 PM

hey slope cum join a bunch of f@gollas on this bmw chat thread...bearssssss...

UdubBadger · 01-20-2011, 09:54 PM

SOOOOOOOO... I was eating some sushi at Whole Foods up in Northbrook with the ladybird and noticed in the almost empty lot, a cop patrolling the isles very slowly, like he was reading plates. I didn't think anything of it till I noticed he was sitting in front of my car for a good 5 fucking minutes. He then proceeds to move to an outer row where he had a clear view of my car and just wait. I didn't think too much of it but was a little sketched out by it to be honest, what the fuck is he doing? I know obviously nothing on my car is illegal and I haven't knocked over any banks or sexually assaulted and young boys (at least since I saw Al last) so whats the obsession with my car?

Whatever so we walk to my car and 2 other cars right near us leave too so we start going down the row and it's kinda expected we are gonna turn right to leave the parking lot (he was all the way near the last row on the right). Except he didn't know we were making a pit stop at Lowes which is on the left. So when we turn left and the 2 other cars are blocking him, he freaks out, cuts in between them and follows me, no lights or anything but just in a manner that says "I'm obviously following you". We get over to Lowes and I hear his SUV's engine roaring when I get out of the car, he is coming up the isle next to us and as we get to the end of the isle he cuts in front of us and goes. "Evening Sir, how are you? Are you Seth August, (my birthdate) at (my address)? I said yes, thats me. And he looks me dead in the face and says... "what the hell are you doing driving without a license?" So I asked, "oh did I drop it?" and he goes, "No, its been expired for 3 years".

I was BAFFLED... I got my wallet out of my pocket and looked and it says ISSUED 12-28-09, VALID THRU 12-28-2017. So I showed it to him and he goes.. "Oh, Wisconsin huh? Where is your IL license?". I told him they took it from me when I switched and I just moved back recently and haven't switched back to IL.

Anyway, he goes "Oh we don't have you in our system, blah, blah, blah... "I WAS JUST TRYING TO STOP AND TALK TO YOU TO WARN YOU THAT IT WAS EXPIRED"

MY FUCKING ASS YOU WERE. Had I pulled out onto Willow Rd, I PROMISE you the lights and sirens would have gone on so he could issue me a nice little $300 ticket or some shit for driving without a license.

Fucking Heat.

Ricer X · 01-20-2011, 10:05 PM

My response is always...

no officer, my name is carlos j jaile...

Ricer X · 01-20-2011, 10:05 PM

or Mark Kwak. I try Brian McMuffin but that one is tough for me to pull off.

BTM · 01-20-2011, 10:06 PM

I Am The Only Mcmuffin

BTM · 01-20-2011, 10:07 PM

When I tried Alberto VillsePENOR they were like gtfo

UdubBadger · 01-20-2011, 10:08 PM

youre more of an brian mcribwich anyway...

Ricer X · 01-20-2011, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by BTM

When I tried Alberto VillsePENOR they were like gtfo

you're lucky they didn't take you away in cuffs...perp walk

gary88 · 01-20-2011, 10:14 PM

cop was just lonely, probably looking for some man fun

mithiral67 · 01-20-2011, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UdubBadger

SOOOOOOOO... I was eating some sushi at Whole Foods up in Northbrook with the ladybird and noticed in the almost empty lot, a cop patrolling the isles very slowly, like he was reading plates. I didn't think anything of it till I noticed he was sitting in front of my car for a good 5 fucking minutes. He then proceeds to move to an outer row where he had a clear view of my car and just wait. I didn't think too much of it but was a little sketched out by it to be honest, what the fuck is he doing? I know obviously nothing on my car is illegal and I haven't knocked over any banks or sexually assaulted and young boys (at least since I saw Al last) so whats the obsession with my car?

Whatever so we walk to my car and 2 other cars right near us leave too so we start going down the row and it's kinda expected we are gonna turn right to leave the parking lot (he was all the way near the last row on the right). Except he didn't know we were making a pit stop at Lowes which is on the left. So when we turn left and the 2 other cars are blocking him, he freaks out, cuts in between them and follows me, no lights or anything but just in a manner that says "I'm obviously following you". We get over to Lowes and I hear his SUV's engine roaring when I get out of the car, he is coming up the isle next to us and as we get to the end of the isle he cuts in front of us and goes. "Evening Sir, how are you? Are you Seth August, (my birthdate) at (my address)? I said yes, thats me. And he looks me dead in the face and says... "what the hell are you doing driving without a license?" So I asked, "oh did I drop it?" and he goes, "No, its been expired for 3 years".

I was BAFFLED... I got my wallet out of my pocket and looked and it says ISSUED 12-28-09, VALID THRU 12-28-2017. So I showed it to him and he goes.. "Oh, Wisconsin huh? Where is your IL license?". I told him they took it from me when I switched and I just moved back recently and haven't switched back to IL.

Anyway, he goes "Oh we don't have you in our system, blah, blah, blah... "I WAS JUST TRYING TO STOP AND TALK TO YOU TO WARN YOU THAT IT WAS EXPIRED"

MY FUCKING ASS YOU WERE. Had I pulled out onto Willow Rd, I PROMISE you the lights and sirens would have gone on so he could issue me a nice little $300 ticket or some shit for driving without a license.

Fucking Heat.

.

J BONE · 01-20-2011, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AFV335i

My response is always...

no officer, my name is carlos j jaile...

Automatic arrest if you say that. I tried it once, had to post bail

J BONE · 01-20-2011, 10:25 PM

Seth, how is the tune?

UdubBadger · 01-20-2011, 10:43 PM

Good. Little more power than last. Next is gonna bring up the torque like crazy he said.

CubanJJ09 · 01-20-2011, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AFV335i

My response is always...

no officer, my name is carlos j jaile...

WUT?!?!!?!!? me too. Fuckin works all the time. Sometimes they write themselves a ticket for stopping me

01-20-2011, 09:22 PM	#5656
Ricer X noted crusty old man 101 Rep 7,859 Posts Drives: like a man late for work Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: of what? iTrader: (1) Garage List 2007 335i [6.76]	yeah...she didn't do it...chicken shit....see if I can push her to do it tomorrow...I told her he'd prolly give her an A __________________ Photoshoot: http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=448667 Ihsanshaik - X/Vasillalov - X/Nood1es - X/Countless more I can't recall - X Nobama 2012
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01-20-2011, 09:27 PM	#5658
Ricer X noted crusty old man 101 Rep 7,859 Posts Drives: like a man late for work Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: of what? iTrader: (1) Garage List 2007 335i [6.76]	lol....no, WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU????? __________________ Photoshoot: http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=448667 Ihsanshaik - X/Vasillalov - X/Nood1es - X/Countless more I can't recall - X Nobama 2012
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01-20-2011, 09:34 PM	#5660
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01-20-2011, 09:41 PM	#5662
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01-20-2011, 09:53 PM	#5663
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01-20-2011, 09:54 PM	#5664
UdubBadger Banned 672 Rep 24,685 Posts Drives: '04 330i ZHP Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Chicago Burbs iTrader: (22) Garage List 2004 BMW 330i ZHP [9.50] 2011 135i [7.46] 2008 328xi [8.76]	SOOOOOOOO... I was eating some sushi at Whole Foods up in Northbrook with the ladybird and noticed in the almost empty lot, a cop patrolling the isles very slowly, like he was reading plates. I didn't think anything of it till I noticed he was sitting in front of my car for a good 5 fucking minutes. He then proceeds to move to an outer row where he had a clear view of my car and just wait. I didn't think too much of it but was a little sketched out by it to be honest, what the fuck is he doing? I know obviously nothing on my car is illegal and I haven't knocked over any banks or sexually assaulted and young boys (at least since I saw Al last) so whats the obsession with my car? Whatever so we walk to my car and 2 other cars right near us leave too so we start going down the row and it's kinda expected we are gonna turn right to leave the parking lot (he was all the way near the last row on the right). Except he didn't know we were making a pit stop at Lowes which is on the left. So when we turn left and the 2 other cars are blocking him, he freaks out, cuts in between them and follows me, no lights or anything but just in a manner that says "I'm obviously following you". We get over to Lowes and I hear his SUV's engine roaring when I get out of the car, he is coming up the isle next to us and as we get to the end of the isle he cuts in front of us and goes. "Evening Sir, how are you? Are you Seth August, (my birthdate) at (my address)? I said yes, thats me. And he looks me dead in the face and says... "what the hell are you doing driving without a license?" So I asked, "oh did I drop it?" and he goes, "No, its been expired for 3 years". I was BAFFLED... I got my wallet out of my pocket and looked and it says ISSUED 12-28-09, VALID THRU 12-28-2017. So I showed it to him and he goes.. "Oh, Wisconsin huh? Where is your IL license?". I told him they took it from me when I switched and I just moved back recently and haven't switched back to IL. Anyway, he goes "Oh we don't have you in our system, blah, blah, blah... "I WAS JUST TRYING TO STOP AND TALK TO YOU TO WARN YOU THAT IT WAS EXPIRED" MY FUCKING ASS YOU WERE. Had I pulled out onto Willow Rd, I PROMISE you the lights and sirens would have gone on so he could issue me a nice little $300 ticket or some shit for driving without a license. Fucking Heat.
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