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Originally Posted by 3onDubs

I tried googling glaucoma once and faking the symptoms, but it didn't work

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

'What's the matter?' he asks.

'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' she says in a weak voice.

'What the hell is anal glaucoma?'

'I can't see my ass coming into work today.

[3onDubs]

Originally Posted by mantis

i was told to put artificial tears, but that obviously didnt help. i might need anti biotics...

i also need new prescription for both contacts and glasses.... which reminds me i need new glasses... and i need new shades, coz i lost mine when i took shit out of 335

Costco can help with all that...their prices aren't too bad either. I used to go there before I got the lasik done

[Crimson92]

Originally Posted by mantis

i was told to put artificial tears, but that obviously didnt help. i might need anti biotics...

i also need new prescription for both contacts and glasses.... which reminds me i need new glasses... and i need new shades, coz i lost mine when i took shit out of 335

u looked fine to me friday

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Originally Posted by Crimson92

where is teh law

skoo... till 1 i think

[3onDubs]

Originally Posted by mantis

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

'What's the matter?' he asks.

'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' she says in a weak voice.

'What the hell is anal glaucoma?'

'I can't see my ass coming into work today.

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Originally Posted by 3onDubs

Costco can help with all that...their prices aren't too bad either. I used to go there before I got the lasik done

u got it done already? i thought u have to be over 28 so ur vision is stable... im just waiting.

i have insurance i dont want to pay for eye exam, but all other doctors dont have anything available before a few days.... eyes > money tho

Originally Posted by Crimson92

u looked fine to me friday

lol coz i was wearing my 10+ year old glasses lol

[E90SLAM]

Originally Posted by mantis

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

'What's the matter?' he asks.

'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' she says in a weak voice.

'What the hell is anal glaucoma?'

'I can't see my ass coming into work today.

yea...i know...u posted a few days ago...

[Psylight]

Originally Posted by mantis

angela killed it

I've actually been to India before...

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Originally Posted by E90SLAM

yea...i know...u posted a few days ago...

yah i know... but since he just mentioned it i thought i'd share with him

Originally Posted by Psylight

I've actually been to India before...

that's a very random thought. but okay, ewww... i hope u had fun.... eww

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just kidding.... i love indians... as long as they stay the fuck out of my business field....

[Crimson92]

[Bimmerbaby]

Originally Posted by mantis

^^ that's wrong... i dont know on how many levels... im twisted

wth, now you're quoting yourself?

Originally Posted by Crimson92

aww thanks...nice to know someone cares!

You have just used up your nice card for the month. -_-

Originally Posted by OC 335i

Whatever you do, don't google what your symptoms are. You're going to think you're going to be blind.

[3onDubs]

Originally Posted by mantis

u got it done already? i thought u have to be over 28 so ur vision is stable... im just waiting.

i have insurance i dont want to pay for eye exam, but all other doctors dont have anything available before a few days.... eyes > money tho

Yup...they recommend waiting until you are out of school because reading will affect your vision. I got mine done before my honeymoon because I was gonna be in and out of the water a lot and wanted to enjoy it (and because the wedding/honeymoon was so damn expensive, I just threw it in there ).....best decision i've ever made

[!Xoible]

Originally Posted by Crimson92

??

Originally Posted by Bimmerbaby

wth, now you're quoting yourself?

You have just used up your nice card for the month. -_-

i have thoughts about what i say too

Originally Posted by 3onDubs

Yup...they recommend waiting until you are out of school because reading will affect your vision. I got mine done before my honeymoon because I was gonna be in and out of the water a lot and wanted to enjoy it (and because the wedding/honeymoon was so damn expensive, I just threw it in there ).....best decision i've ever made

hahah for sure man.... best decision u've ever made is the marriage, or the lasik?

[E90SLAM]

Originally Posted by mantis

yah i know... but since he just mentioned it i thought i'd share with him

[3onDubs]

I had glasses since 3rd grade...couldn't imagine life without them, but it happened....no more waking up blind lol

[E90SLAM]

Originally Posted by Crimson92

wat's wrong???

[3onDubs]

Originally Posted by mantis

hahah for sure man.... best decision u've ever made is the marriage, or the lasik?

lol....trick question!

[3onDubs]

nabil, when you're ready...saddlebackeyecenter.com....best place by far for lasik

[Psylight]

Originally Posted by mantis

that's a very random thought. but okay, ewww... i hope u had fun.... eww

Actually I had a lot of fun....partied sick and lived like a king for 3 weeks... Why hating on the Indian scene? Lol

[Bimmerbaby]

Originally Posted by E90SLAM

wat's wrong???

Aww, see Juan, Simon cares too. Now where's that big gay group hug smilely?

[E90SLAM]

Originally Posted by Bimmerbaby

Aww, see Juan, Simon cares too. Now where's that big gay group hug smilely?

don't put it!