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      04-05-2010, 01:31 PM   #59599
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Hahaha.. comiendo*

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noooooooo you said
I'm good comindo rice and beans and ribs
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LITERALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!


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i thought u said ur going commando on some rice and beans
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u'll eat the DAMN! thing before u have a chance to give shane one
im gonna eat you midget
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      04-05-2010, 01:37 PM   #59605
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i thought u said ur going commando on some rice and beans
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i changed my mind ill have a chili dog for you when you get off the plane
I cant take this shit anymore! I quit! hahahahhahahahah I F'n quit!!!!!!!! I wanna lie down in Jerry's car bed in a fetal position, all while sucking my thumb and dreaming of pink walls and green ninja stars!


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Hahaha.. comiendo*

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u'll eat the DAMN! thing before u have a chance to give shane one
Well that did it, I just dropped that last two nuts I had! I am gonna go punch myself in the face and shit on the floor in the batthroom!
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FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER!! IM CRYING RIGHT NOW AT WORK LAUGHING MY BERRIES OFF!! cottage cheese squirt firend
I am literally tearing up!!!!!!!! Good thing my boss is in Florida at this moment or I would prolly be taking Jared's place at the unemployment line!!!!!!!!!!!!
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      04-05-2010, 01:41 PM   #59608
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OMG.. im literally gonna shit myself.. i just opened my fortune cookie

"You will be expecting an offspring in the next year."

AHHH
May God have Mercy on Her soul!!!!!!!!!!
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I cant take this shit anymore! I quit! hahahahhahahahah I F'n quit!!!!!!!! I wanna lie down in Jerry's car bed in a fetal position, all while sucking my thumb and dreaming of pink walls and green ninja stars!




OMFG hahahaha

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FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER!! IM CRYING RIGHT NOW AT WORK LAUGHING MY BERRIES OFF!! cottage cheese squirt firend


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Well that did it, I just dropped that last two nuts I had! I am gonna go punch myself in the face and shit on the floor in the batthroom!
liar liar style???

i am fucking pissing myself hahahahahah
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I am literally tearing up!!!!!!!! Good thing my boss is in Florida at this moment or I would prolly be taking Jared's place at the unemployment line!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OMG.. im literally gonna shit myself.. i just opened my fortune cookie

"You will be expecting an offspring in the next year."

AHHH
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May God have Mercy on Her soul!!!!!!!!!!
YOUR MOM TOLD YOU SO JERRY YOU ARE SO FUCKED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

OMFG HAHAHAHAHAH
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OH MY JEWISH THUNDER GOD DAMN! GIVING MYSELF A CLAP OF AGNUS SKAT! HE DID NOT JUST.. NO HE DID... HE JUST SAID IT!! OMG!!! TEETHING BABY LAZER FREAKIN SHARKS! :bell yrollbellyroll:belly rollbellyroll:bellyr ollbellyroll:bellyro llbellyroll:bellyrol lbellyroll bellyroll: bellyrollbellyroll:b ellyrollbellyroll:be llyrollbellyroll:bel lyrollbellyroll:bell yrollbellyroll:belly rollbellyroll:bellyr ollbellyroll:bellyro llbellyroll:bellyrol lbellyroll bellyroll: bellyrollbellyroll:b ellyrollbellyroll:be llyrollbellyroll:bel lyrollbellyroll:bell yrollbellyroll:belly rollbellyroll:bellyr ollbellyroll:bellyro llbellyroll:bellyrol l















ALPINE WHITE OMFG BIGGEST SMILEY FAIL FTMFW HAHAHAHAHAH

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In all seriousness,


someone give me a handjob and explain WTF just happened
i dont know wtf just happened but i will not give you a handjob
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      04-05-2010, 01:49 PM   #59613
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noooooooo you said
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LITERALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i thought u said ur going commando on some rice and beans
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u'll eat the DAMN! thing before u have a chance to give shane one
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gay



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I cant take this shit anymore! I quit! hahahahhahahahah I F'n quit!!!!!!!! I wanna lie down in Jerry's car bed in a fetal position, all while sucking my thumb and dreaming of pink walls and green ninja stars!




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FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER!! IM CRYING RIGHT NOW AT WORK LAUGHING MY BERRIES OFF!! cottage cheese squirt firend
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Well that did it, I just dropped that last two nuts I had! I am gonna go punch myself in the face and shit on the floor in the batthroom!
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ALPINE WHITE SELF DONKEY PUNCH FTMFW!
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I am literally tearing up!!!!!!!! Good thing my boss is in Florida at this moment or I would prolly be taking Jared's place at the unemployment line!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OMG.. im literally gonna shit myself.. i just opened my fortune cookie

"You will be expecting an offspring in the next year."

AHHH
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May God have Mercy on Her soul!!!!!!!!!!
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OH MY JEWISH THUNDER GOD DAMN! GIVING MYSELF A CLAP OF AGNUS SKAT! HE DID NOT JUST.. NO HE DID... HE JUST SAID IT!! OMG!!! TEETHING BABY LAZER FREAKIN SHARKS! :bell yrollbellyroll:belly rollbellyroll:bellyr ollbellyroll:bellyro llbellyroll:bellyrol lbellyroll bellyroll: bellyrollbellyroll:b ellyrollbellyroll:be llyrollbellyroll:bel lyrollbellyroll:bell yrollbellyroll:belly rollbellyroll:bellyr ollbellyroll:bellyro llbellyroll:bellyrol lbellyroll bellyroll: bellyrollbellyroll:b ellyrollbellyroll:be llyrollbellyroll:bel lyrollbellyroll:bell yrollbellyroll:belly rollbellyroll:bellyr ollbellyroll:bellyro llbellyroll:bellyrol l













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OMFG hahahaha







liar liar style???

i am fucking pissing myself hahahahahah
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YOUR MOM TOLD YOU SO JERRY YOU ARE SO FUCKED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

OMFG HAHAHAHAHAH
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ALPINE WHITE OMFG BIGGEST SMILEY FAIL FTMFW HAHAHAHAHAH

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In all seriousness,


someone give me a handjob and explain WTF just happened
I have nothing to say to this!!!!!! I am now going to shave my ass, walk stark naked thru the halls of my office shouting Bobby like lil boys as loud as I can!
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shane?
I almost lost all of my lunch, I almost thru up from laughing so hard!!!!! I cant even barely see my monitor from the tears!
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      04-05-2010, 01:51 PM   #59615
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i just got a visual of this.. MY EYES! MY MIND!! MY LITTLE WEBBED TOES
OMG!!!!! you have webbed toes, who can verify this, and you acll me inbred!!!!!! hahahahha omg! my lil anus is puckering up just getting ready for the explosive diarrhea that is about to plummit outa my ass!!!!!
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I have nothing to say to this!!!!!! I am now going to shave my ass, walk stark naked thru the halls of my office shouting Bobby like lil boys as loud as I can!
OMG do you still have that black eye too??? that would just make it that much better hahahahahahah

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i just got a visual of this.. MY EYES! MY MIND!! MY LITTLE WEBBED TOES
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH WTF HAHAHAHAHAHA
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me too.. my co-workers just went "WTF are u crying and laughing about"

i laughed so hard, i raised up my right leg and smashed the desk. the fridge just shook LOL
ALPINE WHITE REFRIGERATOR SHAKE FTMFW!!!!!!
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OMG do you still have that black eye too??? that would just make it that much better hahahahahahah



AHAHAHAHAHAHAH WTF HAHAHAHAHAHA
omg,,,, aaaaaaahhhhhhh no my eye is back to normal! oooo man I cant catch my breath!
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me too.. my co-workers just went "WTF are u crying and laughing about"

i laughed so hard, i raised up my right leg and smashed the desk. the fridge just shook LOL
liar your legs are too little they can not reach the desk hahahahahahahah omfg hahahaha

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OMG!!!!! you have webbed toes, who can verify this, and you acll me inbred!!!!!! hahahahha omg! my lil anus is puckering up just getting ready for the explosive diarrhea that is about to plummit outa my ass!!!!!
i have not seen it will verify at the next meet hahahahahaa
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I tired to post a youtube video, but it comes up blank/white....?????

IT doesnt like me.
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