[Jordan's World]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

There ya go!! I'm 22 too - and I'm sure you can attest - most guys our age are boring and simps too

Also, get a griddle thing for your apartment's grill. Chicks dig it a lot when you make eggs on a grill for brunch. Pair it with some simply orange (no pulp, fuck pulp) and some bubbly rose I bought one a few years back to try it out for myself, and it was a winner combo for sure. If you have a blender grab a bottle of coconut vodka, some rose, ice, milk, and frozen berries. Sub malibu for the coconut vodka if you're into rum but Ciroc coconut has more clout than malibu

I can send you some cheap but impressive dinner recipes if you like to cook and want to make something that'll impress college chicks but is extremely cheap and easy to make.

Sheeeshhh. And I thought I was prepared by picking up some seeded hamburger buns at WaWa tonight lmao.

To be honest bro, I'm not much of a cook. I have a pretty boring diet in general, (I've been doing intermittent fasting) so have put little to no thought into cooking. I usually just eat like a pound of a chicken breast and rice followed by a smoothie & then like a pack of cosmic brownies before bed. It's incredible.

You don't have an insta-pot by chance do you? I actually just bought one and it's supposed to be the bees knees. My buddy made an entire PDF cookbook on it, so I have been attempting to use that. I'm going to cook basically everything in there now. You supposedly just throw everything in there and push a button and it does the rest.

I think I have the griddle thing somewhere, but I'll have to check. I do agree, brunch is legit if you're trying to make an impression.

And yes I have blender. I'm not huge on coconut flavors, but will whip up margaritas if need be. We will see what transpires.

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[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by Jordan's World

Sheeeshhh. And I thought I was prepared by picking up some seeded hamburger buns at WaWa tonight lmao.

To be honest bro, I'm not much of a cook. I have a pretty boring diet in general, (I've been doing intermittent fasting) so have put little to no thought into cooking. I usually just eat like a pound of a chicken breast and rice followed by a smoothie & then like a pack of cosmic brownies before bed. It's incredible.

You don't have an insta-pot by chance do you? I actually just bought one and it's supposed to be the bees knees. My buddy made an entire PDF cookbook on it, so I have been attempting to use that. I'm going to cook basically everything in there now. You supposedly just throw everything in there and push a button and it does the rest.

I think I have the griddle thing somewhere, but I'll have to check. I do agree, brunch is legit if you're trying to make an impression.

And yes I have blender. I'm not huge on coconut flavors, but will whip up margaritas if need be. We will see what transpires.

Learn to cook, so many guys only know how to make kraft mac and cheese and hot pockets you'll rack up hella points. Plus it's a great convo starter in career fairs!

I have an instapot, I've only used it to make shredded chicken for sandwiches though. Really uninspiring way of cooking for me but I know lots of people use it.

[rebekahb]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

There ya go!! I'm 22 too - and I'm sure you can attest - most guys our age are boring and simps too

Also, get a griddle thing for your apartment's grill. Chicks dig it a lot when you make eggs on a grill for brunch. Pair it with some simply orange (no pulp, fuck pulp) and some bubbly rose I bought one a few years back to try it out for myself, and it was a winner combo for sure. If you have a blender grab a bottle of coconut vodka, some rose, ice, milk, and frozen berries. Sub malibu for the coconut vodka if you're into rum but Ciroc coconut has more clout than malibu

I can send you some cheap but impressive dinner recipes if you like to cook and want to make something that'll impress college chicks but is extremely cheap and easy to make.

Oh good lord, from a ladies point of view please don't try this drink concoction he suggested. Mimosas consist of champagne & oj. You don't need some fancy ass champagne for this to go right. The Rosé & milk & Malibu just sounds awful. Find out what she likes before blending up some random crap.

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by rebekahb

Oh good lord, from a ladies point of view please don't try this drink concoction he suggested. Mimosas consist of champagne & oj. You don't need some fancy ass champagne for this to go right. The Rosé & milk & Malibu just sounds awful. Find out what she likes before blending up some random crap.

You'd be surprised, a girl told me to make this and it didn't turn out half bad. And for the record they're supposed to be two different things I know that's not a mimosa. On a hot summer day though a coconut flavored slushie is pretty dope

The one thing you should NOT try out though, is the svedka rose vodka. Absolute dog shit regardless of how you mix it

[rebekahb]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

You'd be surprised, a girl told me to make this and it didn't turn out half bad. And for the record they're supposed to be two different things I know that's not a mimosa. On a hot summer day though a coconut flavored slushie goes very far

The one thing you should NOT try out though, is the svedka rose vodka. Absolute dog shit regardless of how you mix it

I'm either going to drink straight sparkling rosé or nothing at all. I surely wouldn't add OJ to that but there's always a new twist. I have a friend who loves champagne with a splash of cranberry.

You couldn't pay me to touch Svedka. You mentioned Ciroc Coconut earlier and I do love that with just soda.

There are just so many better options than the rosé, milk, & berries. I will give y'all props because back in my days at your age I was knocking back Everclear & Koolaid or beer.

[Turkish Pickle]

The only thing I learned that's of real value in freshman year was how to make jungle juice so I'm not too far off

[Jordan's World]

Well, she's already mentioned wine a few times, so I'm taking that as a hint.

I'm not big on trying to overdo it, I'm a pretty simple guy. Was just looking to have a relaxing evening by the lake and do some grilling. I usually let the vibe decide the outcome rather than have expectations / plans going in. I like to think I'm pretty mature for my age, but that might just be wishful thinking.

Like previously mentioned, I was trying to be a bit spontaneous, so I asked her if she has a mask? She responds "no, why?" and I say "I'm tired of being locked up / I have an idea" she bites... but backs off saying "she's busy cleaning... grading papers from finals etc..." Goes on to say how she hasn't left her place since March and is going stir crazy. I take this as an indicator and message her back a bit later saying "finish up your work tonight and let's do something tomorrow / you need to get out too." She says OK, but doesn't think it's safe to be out. I tell her don't worry it's a semi safe adventure and I have an extra mask for you.

So we're here right now... she's game I think.

[premier3is]

Originally Posted by rebekahb

I'm either going to drink straight sparkling rosé or nothing at all. I surely wouldn't add OJ to that but there's always a new twist. I have a friend who loves champagne with a splash of cranberry.

You couldn't pay me to touch Svedka. You mentioned Ciroc Coconut earlier and I do love that with just soda.

There are just so many better options than the rosé, milk, & berries. I will give y'all props because back in my days at your age I was knocking back Everclear & Koolaid or beer.

And cheap ass 40oz beers too. I'm talking OE (Old English), Steel Reserve or King Cobra lol.

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

I was thinking the same thing. I hope all is well with him.

You guys are the bomb. Really. Thanks for thinking of me.

Back in early April I back-burner-ed the search for new work, since budgets were in turmoil and nobody's ready to put ink on a contract, and decided to take a break and get some stuff done at the cabin. Replaced the heaved-up concrete floor in the main space (24' x 38'); once it's cured I'll have to move everything back in and set the hoist up. In the meantime I'm working on a new terraced wall on the lake side of the cabin. Put a new kiuas in the sauna and re-flashed the chimney. Been "off the grid" for the most part, so that it actually felt like a break and not just a change of venue. Smoking and grilling lots of meat, and hanging out wih my mom, who's 80. She's been up at the cabin with me most of the time.

I ended up landing a couple of contracts (good thing I checked email and snail-mail once in a while!) that'll launch over the next couple of months. Looking forward to rolling up the sleeves on them. I'll miss the physical/tactile work I've done over the last month or so, but it's time to get my business back underway.

Not much new, cars-wise. Haven't driven the driven the toys because the roads are still a little salty and they're stashed away to make room for the floor work in the shed. Cats are a little stuffed-up on my F15 N63tu and throwing a CEL, likely from running Boostane, so I'm pondering what to do about that. Switched to burning 110-octane Shell race gas in it, sans-Boostane, and hoping the cats will clean themselves out but I've put very few miles on it lately so that's still TBD.

All for now. Cheers!

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

You sir, win The Internet today. Congratulations!!
This is so accurate and true beyond all all measure. They can smell confidence as well as desperation. Nothing like a devil-may-care attitude to keep them guessing and interested and the more one gets laid, the more one gets laid.

Sage advice, my friend.
Cheers-mk

+1

Desperation can be detected from as much as a mile away. It turns women's undergarments into an arid wasteland that makes the Sahara Desert look like Sea World.

[Turkish Pickle]

He's back!!!!

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

You guys are the bomb. Really. Thanks for thinking of me.

Back in early April I back-burner-ed the search for new work, since budgets were in turmoil and nobody's ready to put ink on a contract, and decided to take a break and get some stuff done at the cabin. Replaced the heaved-up concrete floor in the main space (24' x 38'); once it's cured I'll have to move everything back in and set the hoist up. In the meantime I'm working on a new terraced wall on the lake side of the cabin. Put a new kiuas in the sauna and re-flashed the chimney. Been "off the grid" for the most part, so that it actually felt like a break and not just a change of venue. Smoking and grilling lots of meat, and hanging out wih my mom, who's 80. She's been up at the cabin with me most of the time.

I ended up landing a couple of contracts (good thing I checked email and snail-mail once in a while!) that'll launch over the next couple of months. Looking forward to rolling up the sleeves on them. I'll miss the physical/tactile work I've done over the last month or so, but it's time to get my business back underway.

Not much new, cars-wise. Haven't driven the driven the toys because the roads are still a little salty and they're stashed away to make room for the floor work in the shed. Cats are a little stuffed-up on my F15 N63tu and throwing a CEL, likely from running Boostane, so I'm pondering what to do about that. Switched to burning 110-octane Shell race gas in it, sans-Boostane, and hoping the cats will clean themselves out but I've put very few miles on it lately so that's still TBD.

All for now. Cheers!

GREAT to see you back!!

I'm glad things are looking up for you on the biz side! These are challenging times.

On your CEL, I had one appearing on the M6 recently that wouldn't go away. I started with the fuel tank cap which only yielded a temporary fix. I drove it about a week later and, boom...CEL again. I knew it wasn't plugs or coils so I decided to do an Italian Tune-up with a 96 octane mix on the standard tune. The tune-up was about 50 or 60 miles, flat-stick and to the redline as much as possible. After a good cool-down I parked it. The next day I started it and no CEL. No matter how advanced the tech, it seems the Italian Tune-up will always have a place in the automotive toolbox.

Again, good to have you back.
Cheers-mk

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

GREAT to see you back!!

I'm glad things are looking up for you on the biz side! These are challenging times.

On your CEL, I had one appearing on the M6 recently that wouldn't go away. I started with the fuel tank cap which only yielded a temporary fix. I drove it about a week later and, boom...CEL again. I knew it wasn't plugs or coils so I decided to do an Italian Tune-up with a 96 octane mix on the standard tune. The tune-up was about 50 or 60 miles, flat-stick and to the redline as much as possible. After a good cool-down I parked it. The next day I started it and no CEL. No matter how advanced the tech, it seems the Italian Tune-up will always have a place in the automotive toolbox.

Again, good to have you back.
Cheers-mk

Thank you, sir.

Yeah, once the Boostane concentration is down to nothing, I'll flash the stock tune back onto it and give it an "Italian tune-up" and see what that does. Not sure if the orange MMT residue can be burned out; usually something that's a powder has a really high kindling point. They may have to be taken out and cleaned manually, at which point I may opt for downpipes although I really love the sound I have right now and don't want it to change much. We'll see. I can use BimmerLink to clear the code if it's bugging me, and the steering wheel covers up the CEL...so not a dire situation. It's not something that poses a danger to the car, though it's lost some performance and is now faster than only 95% of the other cars on the road, instead of 99%. There's a first-world problem for ya.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

Thank you, sir.

Yeah, once the Boostane concentration is down to nothing, I'll flash the stock tune back onto it and give it an "Italian tune-up" and see what that does. Not sure if the orange MMT residue can be burned out; usually something that's a powder has a really high kindling point. They may have to be taken out and cleaned manually, at which point I may opt for downpipes although I really love the sound I have right now and don't want it to change much. We'll see. I can use BimmerLink to clear the code if it's bugging me, and the steering wheel covers up the CEL...so not a dire situation. It's not something that poses a danger to the car, though it's lost some performance and is now faster than only 95% of the other cars on the road, instead of 99%. There's a first-world problem for ya.

And to take this a point further, one of my best friends always says, "The chance of 2 cars with 500 or 600 HP pulling up at the same light simultaneously is pretty slim."

That sounds like a good plan. Let me know how it goes!

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

"The chance of 2 cars with 500 or 600 HP pulling up at the same light simultaneously is pretty slim."

True, especially around my stomping ground. About as likely as a bus carrying a bunch of drunken NFL cheerleaders snapping a u-joint right at the end of my driveway.

But when it does happen...

[213e90n51]

Originally Posted by premier3is

And cheap ass 40oz beers too. I'm talking OE (Old English), Steel Reserve or King Cobra lol.

I use to kick it with my ex under the la river bridge with king cobras and some swisher sweets with homegrown bud in em. Good times, carried all that stuff in my jansport backpack with my tagging name.

[swagon]

Originally Posted by dinonz

Oh - I would expect that too. I would just be curious as to who responded.

Well, who would respond - girls you don't want to do anything with other than match, ejaculate, evacuate.

Pareto's 80/20 principle, top 20% men smash 80% women. The ratio is probably even more skewed on Tinder et al.

Years ago, I have created a female Tinder profile for research purposes as you do normally do... Really opened my eyes as to how and why it all works. One dude in a wheelchair said that "I" sure don't wanna fuck him because he's paralysed. Right, then.

So many awful, boring, half-assed profiles of men who clearly don't even put effort into anything in their life; no wonder women swipe left WAY more than men.

Point is, you don't have to Lambos or 8-packs in your photos to get some. Just a few decent photos, short but sweet bio, and a good attitude. Worked for me pretty well in the three years I was on tinder.

P.S.: Muscles do help though.

[Turkish Pickle]

It also helps to be selective with who you swipe on and who you match with. Which is kind of a moot point because if you match with hotter chicks then you see hotter chicks. Tinder "limits" your "league"

I don't know how it is with you guys' age group but for my age group (early 20s) Tinder is useless. It also destroys some of your self-esteem when you see your data. My match rate was 2.73% in average for 3 data sets; I'm no greek god but I'm at worst average looking, 6'3, my bio is witty, i have pics of flying a plane, sailing in lake michigan, and a pic with a flamethrower etc. I lead a fun life, I'm extroverted etc on paper that puts me in the "upper 20%"

Overall Tinder is good for "girls you don't want to do anything with other than match, ejaculate, evacuate" imo. Looking for anything more is kind of ridiculous because those sorta chicks don't use Tinder. God forbid if you lost your job, would you give out your full resume for a part time at McDonalds?

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

It also helps to be selective with who you swipe on and who you match with. Which is kind of a moot point because if you match with hotter chicks then you see hotter chicks. Tinder "limits" your "league"

I don't know how it is with you guys' age group but for my age group (early 20s) Tinder is useless. It also destroys some of your self-esteem when you see your data. My match rate was 2.73% in average for 3 data sets; I'm no greek god but I'm at worst average looking, 6'3, my bio is witty, i have pics of flying a plane, sailing in lake michigan, and a pic with a flamethrower etc. I lead a fun life, I'm extroverted etc on paper that puts me in the "upper 20%"

Overall Tinder is good for "girls you don't want to do anything with other than match, ejaculate, evacuate" imo. Looking for anything more is kind of ridiculous because those sorta chicks don't use Tinder. God forbid if you lost your job, would you give out your full resume for a part time at McDonalds?

I love it when Tinder tells you "you missed a match!".

No. I didn't. I swiped left because they weren't a match for me. Dumbass.

[swagon]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

It also helps to be selective with who you swipe on and who you match with. Which is kind of a moot point because if you match with hotter chicks then you see hotter chicks. Tinder "limits" your "league"

I don't know how it is with you guys' age group but for my age group (early 20s) Tinder is useless. It also destroys some of your self-esteem when you see your data. My match rate was 2.73% in average for 3 data sets; I'm no greek god but I'm at worst average looking, 6'3, my bio is witty, i have pics of flying a plane, sailing in lake michigan, and a pic with a flamethrower etc. I lead a fun life, I'm extroverted etc on paper that puts me in the "upper 20%"

Overall Tinder is good for "girls you don't want to do anything with other than match, ejaculate, evacuate" imo. Looking for anything more is kind of ridiculous because those sorta chicks don't use Tinder. God forbid if you lost your job, would you give out your full resume for a part time at McDonalds?

Who cares about the match rate. What matters is the quality of them matches and whether you can turn them into (good) dates.

Mate, if you live a good, fun and social life, then you're better off meeting women through your friends. These apps should be used as a supplement to an already-existing social life. Otherwise, people get too hung up on them and when they don't get as much success as they were hoping, it makes a negative impact on their self-esteem, as you've mentioned... which brings me to my first point - do not give a damn about how many matches you have amassed.

Got ride of online dating apps alongside all my social media accounts last year - my life without likes, follows and matches is not any less enjoyable. It's better. And I am not far away from you age-wise.

[swagon]

Originally Posted by dinonz

I love it when Tinder tells you "you missed a match!".

No. I didn't. I swiped left because they weren't a match for me. Dumbass.

I used to get notifications for new matches when I clearly had no account but left the app on my phone.

Shit's rigged, yo.