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      04-09-2010, 02:43 PM   #62591
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ha i thought it was bc u poked it so many times


ok this is making me sick now...

jared could pull that off not me



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and again last night... just sayin



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you have the most serious issues i ever heard of peter griffins mother, all im sayin.......
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      04-09-2010, 02:43 PM   #62593
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my junk is like a tattoo gun
thin and pointy and spitting out fluid? haha

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it always works on me!
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thin and pointy and spitting out fluid? haha



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you have the most serious issues i ever heard of peter griffins mother, all im sayin.......
"SANKA!!!!"

hahaha... ur gonna make me stop talking to her... AGAIN!!!
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i kevin & alex
oh my!!! joining us in the pit later?
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it doesnt take much
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"SANKA!!!!"

hahaha... ur gonna make me stop talking to her... AGAIN!!!
i already told you, at this point, its just a porn star voice, but you keep doin what your doin and your gonna hear "i'll have a fish sandwich and a sanka" no to mention toof rot
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i your parachute
oh my!

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oh my!!! joining us in the pit later?
what else would i do on a friday night?!?
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i already told you, at this point, its just a porn star voice, but you keep doin what your doin and your gonna hear "i'll have a fish sandwich and a sanka" no to mention toof rot
i can't help it... and she don't mind it. I just wash my sheets and towels more often
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i can't help it... and she don't mind it. I just wash my sheets and towels more often
i buy all these nice towels, and he just jacks off into them, and once he does that, they are never soft again
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i buy all these nice towels, and he just jacks off into them, and once he does that, they are never soft again
BWHAHAHAAA.... wanna have sex?
i gotta take a shit, still wanna have sex?
Well now i do!!
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      04-09-2010, 02:51 PM   #62606
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BWHAHAHAAA.... wanna have sex?
i gotta take a shit, still wanna have sex?
Well now i do!!
its " wanna have sex"


no i'm constapated

do you still wanna have sex

well not now
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alex.. kevin! long time no speak!
our necks are still hurting from looking down at you the last convo we had
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      04-09-2010, 02:53 PM   #62609
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alex.. kevin! long time no speak!
Hi

u try calling me last night? I was ummm... Busy, sorry

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its " wanna have sex"


no i'm constapated

do you still wanna have sex

well not now
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its " wanna have sex"


no i'm constapated

do you still wanna have sex

well not now
everybody loves raymond???
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everybody loves raymond???
knocked up
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Hi

u try calling me last night? I was ummm... Busy, sorry



sorry mr. walking dvd collection
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my stomach is still hurting from all the beer i drank trying to have a conversation with you
...................be more funny

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