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      04-11-2010, 10:30 PM   #63053
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i just put her in her place.. told her the one close friend i wanted to come to my b-day, acts like a typical girl and brings her bf and only talks to me about 45 seconds..

i got a "ur right.. i should of told him to stay home" and now shes upset about it.. BANG!
BANG!!! hit that shittttttttt
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      04-11-2010, 10:32 PM   #63054
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      04-11-2010, 10:33 PM   #63055
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      04-11-2010, 10:34 PM   #63056
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      04-11-2010, 10:35 PM   #63057
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      04-11-2010, 10:35 PM   #63058
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THAT.... was not my fault!
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      04-11-2010, 10:36 PM   #63059
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Rule #37: At the reception, one hard drink or two beers max. A drunk crasher is a sloppy crasher.
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      04-11-2010, 10:37 PM   #63060
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i do too


(here comes craig to go oh myyy)



or

oopcorn: as jerry would say
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      04-11-2010, 10:37 PM   #63061
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      04-11-2010, 10:40 PM   #63062
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btw.. do u hjave the text's i sent to u saved yesterday? please say u do
in order.....

didnt thuink it wasd pissible but aurorea bf i met tn is smalletr than me lmfaoooooooooooo hahahahahaaaha skanks (12:28am)

lmfao im pissing my balls throoguh my urethrea (12:34am)

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      04-11-2010, 10:41 PM   #63063
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aurora just wrote to me "do we ever date in the future".. WTF
she wants to touch ur pee pee
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      04-11-2010, 10:42 PM   #63064
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in order.....

didnt thuink it wasd pissible but aurorea bf i met tn is smalletr than me lmfaoooooooooooo hahahahahaaaha skanks (12:28am)

lmfao im pissing my balls throoguh my urethrea (12:34am)

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donkeys sometimes mate with turkeys to represent china (12:37am)

wanna milk my positive dominator (12:39am)

my phone is a clit (12:40am)

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      04-11-2010, 10:43 PM   #63065
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MA THE MEATLOAF!!!!!!!
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      04-11-2010, 10:44 PM   #63066
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in order.....

didnt thuink it wasd pissible but aurorea bf i met tn is smalletr than me lmfaoooooooooooo hahahahahaaaha skanks (12:28am)

lmfao im pissing my balls throoguh my urethrea (12:34am)

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donkeys sometimes mate with turkeys to represent china (12:37am)

wanna milk my positive dominator (12:39am)

my phone is a clit (12:40am)

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the airp
lane woill land on the fiueld of vafina and strong will (12:43am)

fucl the turtles and sing micheal jackson beat (12:44am)

sniff the crack of the mail man to ahcieve level 50 wizard (12:49am)

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      04-11-2010, 10:47 PM   #63067
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in order.....

didnt thuink it wasd pissible but aurorea bf i met tn is smalletr than me lmfaoooooooooooo hahahahahaaaha skanks (12:28am)

lmfao im pissing my balls throoguh my urethrea (12:34am)

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donkeys sometimes mate with turkeys to represent china (12:37am)

wanna milk my positive dominator (12:39am)

my phone is a clit (12:40am)

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the airp
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fucl the turtles and sing micheal jackson beat (12:44am)

sniff the crack of the mail man to ahcieve level 50 wizard (12:49am)

more here
the incubator of lizard shall set the clams free into motion into the fondation of tremors (12:51am)

if u need o shit please locate the closesr facil ity to the sheep farm and in turn u will earn points to infinity (12:54am)

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      04-11-2010, 10:48 PM   #63068
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dude nooo.. wait until tmrw.. to post them!
there is still 7 left hahahaha cant i just post them all and then quote em in the am for shane and kev?
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      04-11-2010, 10:49 PM   #63069
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GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD!!
YOU GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HEAD!!! AND STOP USING MY LINE
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      04-11-2010, 10:54 PM   #63070
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in order.....

didnt thuink it wasd pissible but aurorea bf i met tn is smalletr than me lmfaoooooooooooo hahahahahaaaha skanks (12:28am)

lmfao im pissing my balls throoguh my urethrea (12:34am)

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donkeys sometimes mate with turkeys to represent china (12:37am)

wanna milk my positive dominator (12:39am)

my phone is a clit (12:40am)

more to follow
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the airp
lane woill land on the fiueld of vafina and strong will (12:43am)

fucl the turtles and sing micheal jackson beat (12:44am)

sniff the crack of the mail man to ahcieve level 50 wizard (12:49am)

more here
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the incubator of lizard shall set the clams free into motion into the fondation of tremors (12:51am)

if u need o shit please locate the closesr facil ity to the sheep farm and in turn u will earn points to infinity (12:54am)

that 3 legged ship will produce estrogen in a complex manner of pretitutiy and in bind will translate to emptiness of sex (12:57am)

nmot even my pet goose could repair hum.pu (12:59am)

im off to find the magical cllit no nicolis. when i find it. i will destroy it with my redbull power egotsiticalfrsticalmomentumn (1:00am)

OMFGGGG
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      04-11-2010, 10:59 PM   #63071
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in order.....

didnt thuink it wasd pissible but aurorea bf i met tn is smalletr than me lmfaoooooooooooo hahahahahaaaha skanks (12:28am)

lmfao im pissing my balls throoguh my urethrea (12:34am)

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Quote:
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donkeys sometimes mate with turkeys to represent china (12:37am)

wanna milk my positive dominator (12:39am)

my phone is a clit (12:40am)

more to follow
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Originally Posted by LeMans335xiE90 View Post
the airp
lane woill land on the fiueld of vafina and strong will (12:43am)

fucl the turtles and sing micheal jackson beat (12:44am)

sniff the crack of the mail man to ahcieve level 50 wizard (12:49am)

more here
Quote:
Originally Posted by LeMans335xiE90 View Post
the incubator of lizard shall set the clams free into motion into the fondation of tremors (12:51am)

if u need o shit please locate the closesr facil ity to the sheep farm and in turn u will earn points to infinity (12:54am)

Quote:
Originally Posted by LeMans335xiE90 View Post
that 3 legged ship will produce estrogen in a complex manner of pretitutiy and in bind will translate to emptiness of sex (12:57am)

nmot even my pet goose could repair hum.pu (12:59am)

im off to find the magical cllit no nicolis. when i find it. i will destroy it with my redbull power egotsiticalfrsticalmomentumn (1:00am)

OMFGGGG
........ (1:01am) text me if you wanna know this one

...... thats the life of jenny craig (1:02am) text me for this one too

touch the niplles and spin a docedo. the end goodnight martin (1:03am)

my name is harold (1:04am)

im gonna shit on a ninja turrtle now. peace mr pancake bye (1:05am)

pporky pine down syndrome zebras were freed from the zoo and held hostage in akms pit of sexual deathttt (3:14am)



all done
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      04-11-2010, 11:00 PM   #63072
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WTF is aegotsiticalfrsticalmomentumn?!!
NO FUCKING IDEA
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dude they're playing the FB ep of southpark on 50 now!!! it was destiny for us to post!
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      04-11-2010, 11:01 PM   #63073
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SP's 200th episode on wednesday you know it is going to be fucking amazing!!!!!
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      04-11-2010, 11:03 PM   #63074
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wow PM me the ones that u didnt write..
nope i will text em ....

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