E90Post
 


 
BMW 3-Series (E90 E92) Forum > BMW E90/E92/E93 3-series General Forums > Regional Forums > USA - NY / NJ / CT / PA > Official Tri-State & PA Chat Thread (#6)



Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      04-13-2010, 12:21 PM   #63933
SpmnE9zero
DENY THE WORLD THAT SURROUNDS YOU
SpmnE9zero's Avatar
United_States
512
Rep
35,580
Posts

Drives: JB 33ZERO
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: City of Champions

iTrader: (14)

Garage List
2006 330xi  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by coldasicex5 View Post
bro im seriously laughing over here like a cub scout after lighting his first fire
So you were a scout eh?
__________________
Eurocharged V5 | ROW's / CC Delete | K&N's | H&R Springs | Single Fin G.B. Grill | Mode Carbon Diffuser | JBSpeed CF Spoiler |
Arkym Style CF Splitter | CF Mirror Caps | 5% Tints | 12mm Spacers |
Appreciate 0
      04-13-2010, 12:22 PM   #63934
SpmnE9zero
DENY THE WORLD THAT SURROUNDS YOU
SpmnE9zero's Avatar
United_States
512
Rep
35,580
Posts

Drives: JB 33ZERO
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: City of Champions

iTrader: (14)

Garage List
2006 330xi  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by LeMans335xiE90 View Post
that wasnt a chili dog
Quote:
Originally Posted by coldasicex5 View Post
that was a chilli dog?
ew
__________________
Eurocharged V5 | ROW's / CC Delete | K&N's | H&R Springs | Single Fin G.B. Grill | Mode Carbon Diffuser | JBSpeed CF Spoiler |
Arkym Style CF Splitter | CF Mirror Caps | 5% Tints | 12mm Spacers |
Appreciate 0
      04-13-2010, 12:25 PM   #63935
SpmnE9zero
DENY THE WORLD THAT SURROUNDS YOU
SpmnE9zero's Avatar
United_States
512
Rep
35,580
Posts

Drives: JB 33ZERO
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: City of Champions

iTrader: (14)

Garage List
2006 330xi  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by coldasicex5 View Post
I JUST PISSED OUT A FROWNING LLAMA.. OMG HAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
impossible! The surrounding surface can not support the circumference of a Llama head nor can the cranial diameter be supported thru the gates of the urethra and the hooves will create blockage for any release of white guuu there fore inhibiting the commencement of premature erectile dysfunction! May God have mercy on Michelle's soul!
You may wanna rethink this!
__________________
Eurocharged V5 | ROW's / CC Delete | K&N's | H&R Springs | Single Fin G.B. Grill | Mode Carbon Diffuser | JBSpeed CF Spoiler |
Arkym Style CF Splitter | CF Mirror Caps | 5% Tints | 12mm Spacers |
Appreciate 0
      04-13-2010, 12:26 PM   #63936
SpmnE9zero
DENY THE WORLD THAT SURROUNDS YOU
SpmnE9zero's Avatar
United_States
512
Rep
35,580
Posts

Drives: JB 33ZERO
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: City of Champions

iTrader: (14)

Garage List
2006 330xi  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by coldasicex5 View Post
hell fucking no.. all i did when i was a kid was run into walls and play my SNES

looking back.. i have a sad life..
You would run into walls? Let me guess you have ADD?
__________________
Eurocharged V5 | ROW's / CC Delete | K&N's | H&R Springs | Single Fin G.B. Grill | Mode Carbon Diffuser | JBSpeed CF Spoiler |
Arkym Style CF Splitter | CF Mirror Caps | 5% Tints | 12mm Spacers |
Appreciate 0
      04-13-2010, 12:27 PM   #63937
SpmnE9zero
DENY THE WORLD THAT SURROUNDS YOU
SpmnE9zero's Avatar
United_States
512
Rep
35,580
Posts

Drives: JB 33ZERO
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: City of Champions

iTrader: (14)

Garage List
2006 330xi  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by coldasicex5 View Post
WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SAYING THAT GOD DAMN! NAME SHANE!? NOW IM GOING TO MAKE SURE YOU CANNOT REPRODUCE!!!
you suck
__________________
Eurocharged V5 | ROW's / CC Delete | K&N's | H&R Springs | Single Fin G.B. Grill | Mode Carbon Diffuser | JBSpeed CF Spoiler |
Arkym Style CF Splitter | CF Mirror Caps | 5% Tints | 12mm Spacers |
Appreciate 0
      04-13-2010, 12:27 PM   #63938
SpmnE9zero
DENY THE WORLD THAT SURROUNDS YOU
SpmnE9zero's Avatar
United_States
512
Rep
35,580
Posts

Drives: JB 33ZERO
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: City of Champions

iTrader: (14)

Garage List
2006 330xi  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by coldasicex5 View Post
ADHD
Hyper too? DAMN!
__________________
Eurocharged V5 | ROW's / CC Delete | K&N's | H&R Springs | Single Fin G.B. Grill | Mode Carbon Diffuser | JBSpeed CF Spoiler |
Arkym Style CF Splitter | CF Mirror Caps | 5% Tints | 12mm Spacers |
Appreciate 0
      04-13-2010, 12:28 PM   #63939
SpmnE9zero
DENY THE WORLD THAT SURROUNDS YOU
SpmnE9zero's Avatar
United_States
512
Rep
35,580
Posts

Drives: JB 33ZERO
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: City of Champions

iTrader: (14)

Garage List
2006 330xi  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by coldasicex5 View Post
no.. i eat
anus? sign me up!
__________________
Eurocharged V5 | ROW's / CC Delete | K&N's | H&R Springs | Single Fin G.B. Grill | Mode Carbon Diffuser | JBSpeed CF Spoiler |
Arkym Style CF Splitter | CF Mirror Caps | 5% Tints | 12mm Spacers |
Appreciate 0
      04-13-2010, 12:29 PM   #63940
SpmnE9zero
DENY THE WORLD THAT SURROUNDS YOU
SpmnE9zero's Avatar
United_States
512
Rep
35,580
Posts

Drives: JB 33ZERO
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: City of Champions

iTrader: (14)

Garage List
2006 330xi  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by coldasicex5 View Post
you're telling me by now u couldn't pick that up? my god..
you take rid?
__________________
Eurocharged V5 | ROW's / CC Delete | K&N's | H&R Springs | Single Fin G.B. Grill | Mode Carbon Diffuser | JBSpeed CF Spoiler |
Arkym Style CF Splitter | CF Mirror Caps | 5% Tints | 12mm Spacers |
Appreciate 0
      04-13-2010, 12:30 PM   #63941
SpmnE9zero
DENY THE WORLD THAT SURROUNDS YOU
SpmnE9zero's Avatar
United_States
512
Rep
35,580
Posts

Drives: JB 33ZERO
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: City of Champions

iTrader: (14)

Garage List
2006 330xi  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by coldasicex5 View Post
alright, there's a sign by fuckshitcock dr a few blocks away. Anus Licking Festival is in town. Be careful, it's a little slippery inside
No different than the House of Jerry's Glory Hole!!!
__________________
Eurocharged V5 | ROW's / CC Delete | K&N's | H&R Springs | Single Fin G.B. Grill | Mode Carbon Diffuser | JBSpeed CF Spoiler |
Arkym Style CF Splitter | CF Mirror Caps | 5% Tints | 12mm Spacers |
Appreciate 0
      04-13-2010, 12:31 PM   #63942
SpmnE9zero
DENY THE WORLD THAT SURROUNDS YOU
SpmnE9zero's Avatar
United_States
512
Rep
35,580
Posts

Drives: JB 33ZERO
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: City of Champions

iTrader: (14)

Garage List
2006 330xi  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by coldasicex5 View Post
from 90-97 i did.. man did that shit mellow me out
I would blame your "shortness" (hahaha) on that shit and get some money!
__________________
Eurocharged V5 | ROW's / CC Delete | K&N's | H&R Springs | Single Fin G.B. Grill | Mode Carbon Diffuser | JBSpeed CF Spoiler |
Arkym Style CF Splitter | CF Mirror Caps | 5% Tints | 12mm Spacers |
Appreciate 0
      04-13-2010, 12:32 PM   #63943
SpmnE9zero
DENY THE WORLD THAT SURROUNDS YOU
SpmnE9zero's Avatar
United_States
512
Rep
35,580
Posts

Drives: JB 33ZERO
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: City of Champions

iTrader: (14)

Garage List
2006 330xi  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by coldasicex5 View Post
free admission after 10 pm
You cant charge me I am the CEO BITCH!
__________________
Eurocharged V5 | ROW's / CC Delete | K&N's | H&R Springs | Single Fin G.B. Grill | Mode Carbon Diffuser | JBSpeed CF Spoiler |
Arkym Style CF Splitter | CF Mirror Caps | 5% Tints | 12mm Spacers |
Appreciate 0
      04-13-2010, 12:34 PM   #63944
SpmnE9zero
DENY THE WORLD THAT SURROUNDS YOU
SpmnE9zero's Avatar
United_States
512
Rep
35,580
Posts

Drives: JB 33ZERO
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: City of Champions

iTrader: (14)

Garage List
2006 330xi  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by coldasicex5 View Post
listen. I can charge whoever i want! I have a mystical mangina!!!
but it is full of uncircumcised love that only Jared could love!
__________________
Eurocharged V5 | ROW's / CC Delete | K&N's | H&R Springs | Single Fin G.B. Grill | Mode Carbon Diffuser | JBSpeed CF Spoiler |
Arkym Style CF Splitter | CF Mirror Caps | 5% Tints | 12mm Spacers |
Appreciate 0
      04-13-2010, 12:37 PM   #63945
TomTomTuning
Major
TomTomTuning's Avatar
Canada
49
Rep
1,173
Posts

Drives: WTB: G20 M340i
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Toronto, ON

iTrader: (0)

WHAT WHAT CHICKEN BUTT!!!

Just got the car back, here is what the invoice states.

Quote:
CHECK ENGINE LIGHT IS NOT ON. READ FAULT MEMORY. FAULT CODE 29CD COMBUSTION MISFIRES CYLINDER ONE.
2. DW DIAGNOSTIC WORK. PERFORM TEST PLAN PER FAULT CODE. NO DEFINITIVE RESULT. PREFORM TEST PLAN PER TROUBLE SHOOTING TREE IN SIB 12 55 06. INDICATED NEED TO REPROGRAM VEHICLE..........3. REPROGRAM VEHICLE INCLUDING CAS. CLEAR ADAPTIONS. TEST DRIVE. OK.
__________________
2011 E90 335i xDrive MSport 6MT
2009 E90 328i xDrive
2004 E46 330i ZHP
2010 E92 335i xDrive
2001 E46 325xi
Appreciate 0
      04-13-2010, 12:38 PM   #63946
TomTomTuning
Major
TomTomTuning's Avatar
Canada
49
Rep
1,173
Posts

Drives: WTB: G20 M340i
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Toronto, ON

iTrader: (0)

Lets hope this damn SES light doesn't come back on! lol
__________________
2011 E90 335i xDrive MSport 6MT
2009 E90 328i xDrive
2004 E46 330i ZHP
2010 E92 335i xDrive
2001 E46 325xi
Appreciate 0
      04-13-2010, 12:38 PM   #63947
SpmnE9zero
DENY THE WORLD THAT SURROUNDS YOU
SpmnE9zero's Avatar
United_States
512
Rep
35,580
Posts

Drives: JB 33ZERO
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: City of Champions

iTrader: (14)

Garage List
2006 330xi  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by TomTomTuning View Post
WHAT WHAT CHICKEN BUTT!!!

Just got the car back, here is what the invoice states.
I hope it all works out for you!
__________________
Eurocharged V5 | ROW's / CC Delete | K&N's | H&R Springs | Single Fin G.B. Grill | Mode Carbon Diffuser | JBSpeed CF Spoiler |
Arkym Style CF Splitter | CF Mirror Caps | 5% Tints | 12mm Spacers |
Appreciate 0
      04-13-2010, 12:39 PM   #63948
LeMans335xiE90
+7,033 posts ;)
LeMans335xiE90's Avatar
434
Rep
40,237
Posts

Drives: 09 E90 LCI LeMans
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Nu Jersey

iTrader: (12)

tom tom i hope they figured it all out for you!
Appreciate 0
      04-13-2010, 12:40 PM   #63949
SpmnE9zero
DENY THE WORLD THAT SURROUNDS YOU
SpmnE9zero's Avatar
United_States
512
Rep
35,580
Posts

Drives: JB 33ZERO
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: City of Champions

iTrader: (14)

Garage List
2006 330xi  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by coldasicex5 View Post
basically.. you'll be back to the dealer
and you think this is funny! I would slap you in the face and call you bugs bunny if I ever met you!
__________________
Eurocharged V5 | ROW's / CC Delete | K&N's | H&R Springs | Single Fin G.B. Grill | Mode Carbon Diffuser | JBSpeed CF Spoiler |
Arkym Style CF Splitter | CF Mirror Caps | 5% Tints | 12mm Spacers |
Appreciate 0
      04-13-2010, 12:40 PM   #63950
SpmnE9zero
DENY THE WORLD THAT SURROUNDS YOU
SpmnE9zero's Avatar
United_States
512
Rep
35,580
Posts

Drives: JB 33ZERO
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: City of Champions

iTrader: (14)

Garage List
2006 330xi  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by LeMans335xiE90 View Post
tom tom i hope they figured it all out for you!
how many did you have today?
__________________
Eurocharged V5 | ROW's / CC Delete | K&N's | H&R Springs | Single Fin G.B. Grill | Mode Carbon Diffuser | JBSpeed CF Spoiler |
Arkym Style CF Splitter | CF Mirror Caps | 5% Tints | 12mm Spacers |
Appreciate 0
      04-13-2010, 12:41 PM   #63951
SpmnE9zero
DENY THE WORLD THAT SURROUNDS YOU
SpmnE9zero's Avatar
United_States
512
Rep
35,580
Posts

Drives: JB 33ZERO
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: City of Champions

iTrader: (14)

Garage List
2006 330xi  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by coldasicex5 View Post
i will slap you in the face and call you uncle fester
I will knock the light bulb outcha mouph!
__________________
Eurocharged V5 | ROW's / CC Delete | K&N's | H&R Springs | Single Fin G.B. Grill | Mode Carbon Diffuser | JBSpeed CF Spoiler |
Arkym Style CF Splitter | CF Mirror Caps | 5% Tints | 12mm Spacers |
Appreciate 0
      04-13-2010, 12:41 PM   #63952
LeMans335xiE90
+7,033 posts ;)
LeMans335xiE90's Avatar
434
Rep
40,237
Posts

Drives: 09 E90 LCI LeMans
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Nu Jersey

iTrader: (12)

Quote:
Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero View Post
and you think this is funny! I would slap you in the face and call you bugs bunny if I ever met you!
yea i would be livid if that were me.. id have told them to take the car back and give me one that doesnt have SES light come on after 250 miles of driving
Appreciate 0
      04-13-2010, 12:41 PM   #63953
TomTomTuning
Major
TomTomTuning's Avatar
Canada
49
Rep
1,173
Posts

Drives: WTB: G20 M340i
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Toronto, ON

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by coldasicex5 View Post
DAMN! ses light!


Quote:
Originally Posted by LeMans335xiE90 View Post
tom tom i hope they figured it all out for you!
Yea i hope this "reprogram" solves the problem.

It seems the light only comes on after a long drive, so the next time it will be put to the test is when I attempt to drive to Canada again.
__________________
2011 E90 335i xDrive MSport 6MT
2009 E90 328i xDrive
2004 E46 330i ZHP
2010 E92 335i xDrive
2001 E46 325xi
Appreciate 0
      04-13-2010, 12:42 PM   #63954
LeMans335xiE90
+7,033 posts ;)
LeMans335xiE90's Avatar
434
Rep
40,237
Posts

Drives: 09 E90 LCI LeMans
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Nu Jersey

iTrader: (12)

Quote:
Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero View Post
how many did you have today?
56
Appreciate 0
Closed Thread

Bookmarks

Tags
"jerry?", asl = chewbaccas son, bang!, bloody damn!, boner!, canabruthagetatabledance, death by harpoon gun, i never post anymore, its over 9000!, its really been a year!!!, jared<3'sjerry, jerbear never had mods, jerry=jasmine, love is in the air, nick ate my ex gf, panda = gay or virgin, posed 2 be my girl & shit, renoisapoormexican, sal gelinmyhair!, sara is the grand canyon, shake n bake!, tiz = the new jared, whitish asians ftmfw!, you must be fat, youreafrecklepuncher


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 12:15 PM.




e90post
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST