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      05-21-2009, 12:18 PM   #64065
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Today, I spent two hours making dinner for my boyfriend's family. When I brought it over to their house they said "thanks" and didn't bother to invite me to stay to eat it. FML
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LOL I am serious though for real. If anyone in that business needs a "Bitch" to run errands for or anything like that I will do it as long as it gets me closer and more involved with the Film Industry.
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      05-21-2009, 12:20 PM   #64069
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Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML
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      05-21-2009, 12:21 PM   #64070
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LOL I am serious though for real. If anyone in that business needs a "Bitch" to run errands for or anything like that I will do it as long as it gets me closer and more involved with the Film Industry.
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509): went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.



(925): I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
(916): You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
(925): It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
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      05-21-2009, 12:22 PM   #64072
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240): I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
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509): went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.



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(925): It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
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(570): Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
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      05-21-2009, 12:24 PM   #64076
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240): I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
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how would you get into a convo like that with your mom lol must be a girl typing that....
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how would you get into a convo like that with your mom lol must be a girl typing that....
lol...thats a fucked up family right there
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lol...thats a fucked up family right there
yeah... but the part where it says "Lucky dad..." makes me think it's a dude. Unless the daughter uses strap-ons with her girlfriend or boyfriend?!?!
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      05-21-2009, 12:26 PM   #64081
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      05-21-2009, 12:27 PM   #64084
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