Official Tri-State & PA Chat Thread (#6)

Sal G@Camber-Toe · 04-13-2010, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

I guess this is to suggest.............. OMG I CANT EVEN BEGIN TO MAKE SHIT UP ABOUT THIS!!!!!! my slightly larger right ear has begun to orgasm!!!!!!!!

ALPINE WHITE JIZZ OOZING OUT OF SHANES SLIGHTLY LARGER EAR FTMFW!!

SpmnE9zero · 04-13-2010, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by LeMans335xiE90

hahahah i am out... time to pick up jb3... later

good now your weight may not prevent you from a 330 kicking your ass!

SpmnE9zero · 04-13-2010, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

i just grew a third nipple on my left nut

:b ellyroll

HAHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA SPPPPPPPPPPPEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by thesalg

ALPINE WHITE JIZZ OOZING OUT OF SHANES SLIGHTLY LARGER EAR FTMFW!!

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH KUNG POW!!!!!!!!!!!!

SpmnE9zero · 04-13-2010, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

quit lying mother fucker!! we all know you're not getting a juicebox.. you're getting a lunch box

omg omg omg omg omg omg ogmmg oh well omg omg omg homo homo homo~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: lol:

SpmnE9zero · 04-13-2010, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

YES....fd. YES!!! SCAT IS COMING OUT OF MY NOSE AND BACON BITS OUT OF MY ANUS.. I HAVENT EVEN EATEN ANY BACON BATS

MY ANUS HAS ENLARGED TO A BOWLING BOWL AND MY WEE WEE HAS SHRUNK TO A MIDGET SIZE PINKY FINGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAH OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sal G@Camber-Toe · 04-13-2010, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

YES....fd. YES!!! SCAT IS COMING OUT OF MY NOSE AND BACON BITS OUT OF MY ANUS.. I HAVENT EVEN EATEN ANY BACON BATS

hahahahah fuck you jerry I couldnt hold this one in and now everyone is giving me looks. omg im almost gonna have to restich my asshole back together again

SpmnE9zero · 04-13-2010, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by thesalg

hahahahah fuck you jerry I couldnt hold this one in and now everyone is giving me looks. omg im almost gonna have to restich my asshole back together again

This made me snort a hardened booger into my sinus cavety!

Sal G@Camber-Toe · 04-13-2010, 02:47 PM

AGAIN! omghahhahaahhah wawawaagagahahahahaaha wtf just water and jizzz all over me im so slippery wtf

SpmnE9zero · 04-13-2010, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by thesalg

AGAIN! omghahhahaahhah wawawaagagahahahahaaha wtf just water and jizzz all over me im so slippery wtf

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

all the blood rushing through my body has given me my first visible erection

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh I just took my first breath in over two minutes! hahahah!

Sal G@Camber-Toe · 04-13-2010, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

im so glad i have a tissue box at my desk.. im seriously sitting here at work crying.

I had to fucking walk out of the office to go sit in a corner and laugh to myself cause i coudlnt hold it in and everyone thinks im a nut case

SpmnE9zero · 04-13-2010, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

im so glad i have a tissue box at my desk.. im seriously sitting here at work crying.

BS you know those are for when they do height tests to make sure you pass the bar to work at the help desk!

SpmnE9zero · 04-13-2010, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

we havent had that good of a laugh here in a while.. and my god.. its just u me and sal talking..

im down for more laughs!!

I know where is my favorite AKM slut?

Sal G@Camber-Toe · 04-13-2010, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh I just took my first breath in over two minutes! hahahah!

omg that was fucking crazy

SpmnE9zero · 04-13-2010, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by thesalg

I had to fucking walk out of the office to go sit in a corner and laugh to myself cause i coudlnt hold it in and everyone thinks im a nut case

hahahah that was me a few weeks ago! I literally walked out of my office and into the bathroom to avoid being fired from laughing soooo hard!

Sal G@Camber-Toe · 04-13-2010, 02:53 PM

wow its been so long since we've had laughs like those, my nuts are killing me now

brb fuckin buzzkill work calls again

Sal G@Camber-Toe · 04-13-2010, 02:54 PM

nvm i sent the new guy

Sal G@Camber-Toe · 04-13-2010, 02:56 PM

hello?

Sal G@Camber-Toe · 04-13-2010, 02:58 PM

is everyone still recovering?

Sal G@Camber-Toe · 04-13-2010, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

i can breath again, but my erection is still there

are they any low ceilings by you? lol

fackkk now i gotta go damnit

Sara · 04-13-2010, 03:08 PM

what to eat for breakfast

Sara · 04-13-2010, 03:10 PM

I got off work at 11am.. havent eaten yet

Alex@AKMotorwerk · 04-13-2010, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

I got off work at 11am.. havent eaten yet

capt and coke?? u can get an early start for MFest.... LOL

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Sal G@Camber-Toe 204 Rep 14,190 Posts Drives: E92 335xi 6mt Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Long Island, NY iTrader: (2)	wow its been so long since we've had laughs like those, my nuts are killing me now brb fuckin buzzkill work calls again
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Sal G@Camber-Toe 204 Rep 14,190 Posts Drives: E92 335xi 6mt Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Long Island, NY iTrader: (2)	nvm i sent the new guy
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