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      06-22-2012, 04:13 PM   #45
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like it all except the awesome chick part. first off, cars dont get you girls, real life is not a smash mouth music video. if you are a guy who needs to use a car to get a girl, i feel sorry. 90% of women would have no idea if it was a 335 328 or m3, all they see is a three letters: BMW. and i have an 'awesome chick myself' who loves the 335 because i explain and discuss my interests with her i understand what you meant actually, but i dont think you truly believe owning an m3 vs a 335 could yield any variation in influencing attractive women wanting you.
90% of woman who have no idea about the car sit in the car and I go fast for them, they're in love, and when they get up my passenger seat is wet. They just want a nice looking fast car that gives them those butterflies inside
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      06-22-2012, 04:50 PM   #46
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Pulled 1-2 cars on a:

C5 Z06 about 4-5 times 60-110
FBO stock turbo Evo 2-3 times 20-50 =P
Nismo 350z 60-90

One time, these two cars (don't remember what they were) were tailing me while I was cruising at 90. They seemed eager to go faster so I did a 90-140 pull. They were barely visible in my rear view, so I'm guessing that's probably a couple football fields?

All of these were in Mexico. Living in Texas has its advantages
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      06-22-2012, 05:06 PM   #47
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1 e92 m3 but i wouldnt really call it a race/kill. it was for like 5 seconds. but was ahead, pulled up and asked what tune lol.
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kept dead even with e63 amg (newer body) im probably missing some, but i love my car and i dont drive it wrecklessly. Most are friends and locals around my area. I dont boast about my winning or act like im the shit, just the spur of the moment type races.

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      06-22-2012, 06:32 PM   #48
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Killed a 2010 camaro ss had exhaust and intake. I beat him from light to light then he wanted to on highwy. Same outcome he honked 3times b4i was rdy got a car on me then I just walked him pretty bad. I have jb4 fmic n dci
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      06-22-2012, 06:54 PM   #49
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Aren't you special.

My R35 ate a Z06 more than a couple times. Last pull I blew kisses to buddys GF before I sailed by.

Most recent was a Subaru Forester that thought it was hot shit. Passed him while misfiring on one cylinder in the 135. 135 Also couldn't beat a older 540 w/ unknown work. Made me sad.

SL63 beat out some riced up STi. He got mad when I told him I left the fast car at home. Beat him both from a stop and while rolling.

My fully built STi couldn't pass a built Duramax diesel on nitrous. I've been trying to sell the STi since.
Define fully built. Built diesel trucks can be beasts (my brother has a 800 hp Dodge 2500) but a truck like that will at best run low 12s on the street and without 4 wheel drive engaged will just burn the tires off unless you were racing at highway speed.
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      06-22-2012, 07:04 PM   #50
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I wanna make a custom lisence plate "A-BOMB" because I Hiroshima lexus's all day
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      06-22-2012, 07:26 PM   #51
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I wanna make a custom lisence plate "A-BOMB" because I Hiroshima lexus's all day
lol we have a local 2jz lexus is300 that would like to walk you, but he walks everyone :P
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      06-22-2012, 08:49 PM   #52
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I also had the pleasure to meet one on a highway ramp. Kept up with it until 100mph and then it just disappeared.
Even with FBO you weren't able to keep up? Do you have a list of mods?
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      06-22-2012, 08:56 PM   #53
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Even with FBO you weren't able to keep up? Do you have a list of mods?
I ran against a stock one SMG once from 60-120ish, my car was having the slight edge under 100, but after that it slowly began to creep up on me. We were about even for the most part. I am FBO and 6MT on 92 pump gas, I'm sure with meth, I'd be able to beat him.
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Define fully built. Built diesel trucks can be beasts (my brother has a 800 hp Dodge 2500) but a truck like that will at best run low 12s on the street and without 4 wheel drive engaged will just burn the tires off unless you were racing at highway speed.
Cosworth longblock, oversized heads, 1000 CC injectors, GT3076R, 3" TBE + meth injection. Dyno'd 442 AWHP/470 ft/lbs

And yeah, a Diesel putting out 500+hp and just gobs and gobs and gobs of torque can walk all over a lot of things.
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      06-23-2012, 03:06 AM   #55
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Took out an ISF the other day... twice. FBO, 91 oct, no meth. The ISF had custom exhaust and intake. We ran from 30-120 that thing took off real hard but I walked him pretty good. Exhaust on that V8 is sick.
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Took out an ISF the other day... twice. FBO, 91 oct, no meth. The ISF had custom exhaust and intake. We ran from 30-120 that thing took off real hard but I walked him pretty good. Exhaust on that V8 is sick.
Yeah, Almost bought an ISF just for the exhaust note. However as I've learned, NA engines are poo for tuning.
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      06-23-2012, 03:23 AM   #57
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Yeah, Almost bought an ISF just for the exhaust note. However as I've learned, NA engines are poo for tuning.
There aren't really any good parts for the ISF either... so sad.

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      06-23-2012, 03:52 AM   #58
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There aren't really any good parts for the ISF either... so sad.

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      06-23-2012, 08:34 AM   #59
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I hit a squirrel that ran across the road. I killed him, poor fella
Lmao, I was with a buddy of mine coming back from the bar last week. There was this younger cat that came across the road. (like not a kitten, but not a fully grown cat either) I don't try to avoid it really because, let's be honest I'm not risking my life over a cat. I do try though and lock up my brakes. Unfortunately the cat acts likes he is going to run off the road but he doubles back. The worst part is that the first thing I said to my friend is, "Damn I hope he didn't mess up my fog light or my bumper."

I'm not a cat person, I do love dogs though...haha.

Seriously though, I do feel bad for the family because I killed there pet.
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      06-23-2012, 08:46 AM   #60
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Even with FBO you weren't able to keep up? Do you have a list of mods?
I'm FBO (no meth) with cobb st2+fmic
Being AWD doesnt help specially after 100mph.
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Add another one for me! 2000 E39 M5, mods, straight pipe exhaust. Pulled him on the thruway way twice. He pulls up after the off ramp and is like thats tuned right? lol
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      06-24-2012, 02:14 AM   #62
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Add another one for me! 2000 E39 M5, mods, straight pipe exhaust. Pulled him on the thruway way twice. He pulls up after the off ramp and is like thats tuned right? lol
No man! it's stock!

lololol.
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      06-24-2012, 09:28 PM   #63
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I did a couple runs against my buddy in his 2012 e550. Those things are fast! But I still pulled slightly
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      06-24-2012, 10:35 PM   #64
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all done on a drap strip

- 2010 c63 amg affalterbach edition --- 12.6
- 2011 dodge charger srt8 super bee ---12.9
- 2008 E64 AMG-----------------------12.6
- 2008 m3 ----------------------------13.7 (no traction lol)
- 2008 135i jb4 meth-free cats dp on slicks 12.5 ( got him by reaction time.very close race)
- 2007 335i jb4------------------------ 13,5
- 2007 335i jb4 4 doors---------------- 13.2
- 2009 sti,cobb dp---------------------12.9
the one i've lost

- 2008 porsche tt stock-----------------12.2
- turbo integra 6262 dart block 2.2l------12.1
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      06-24-2012, 10:58 PM   #65
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I've got a killed story lol
I ran an Evo 8 today, only mods I know for sure is that it was running a 2.3 stroker, anti-lag and it spooled like a motherfucker. From a 40-110 he pulled 2 1/2+ cars on me.
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      06-25-2012, 09:23 AM   #66
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great stories guys. Can't wait to get my tune.
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