[nailer335]

Originally Posted by rader1

+1
And that's why this will never really be a "technical" discussion board.

I suppose this is the tragic reality... I may be too optimistic, but I really don't see why it would be hard to have a thread to reference for each individual "which xxx should I buy" inquiry. It could be a lot better than it is, which would result in more progress, more learning, more organization, development, and whatever else. Not enough people are interested in that, or they lack the vision I suppose. No management perspective if nothing else? Idk. I'm giving up.

Bryce has the right idea in my humble opinion. Start a general thread to keep redundancy down, which will make searching easier for the lazy/inept.

"I have a dream..."

[Bakeme521]

I am sorry bro but there is no way you searched this, this topic is hands down the most talked about subject on this forum. Try harder, the information is there. Try searching a "tune" not a "chip".

[nailer335]

Originally Posted by Bakeme521

I am sorry bro but there is no way you searched this, this topic is hands down the most talked about subject on this forum. Try harder, the information is there. Try searching a "tune" not a "chip".

You caught me

[N55]

Originally Posted by nailer335

But I want my car to be faster still. Is there a safe reliable chip for my car that I can buy for like $275 that will add like 100hp, improve gas mileage, not void warranty without tricking my car? which one is best?

LOL... Everything is wrong with this...Should have gotten an M3...

P.S. Gotta Pay to Play.

[N55]

P.S.S. You have an 08 your warranty expires soon anyways unless you have it extended.

[rader1]

^^^Not sure if serious...

[BES335xi]

LOLLLLLL

[nailer335]

Originally Posted by rader1

^^^Not sure if serious...

Hahaha this guys throwing me for a loop too... Part of me wants to say hes contributing a clever wit, especially with the M3 bit... But my inner cynic believes he read the first post, ignored the signature, ignored all subsequent posts and went straight to his contribution.

Hence, reading > posting.

This thread is becoming rich with irony.

[N55]

Originally Posted by nailer335

But my inner cynic believes he read the first post, ignored the signature, ignored all subsequent posts and went straight to his contribution.

THIS

[N55]

Only read the first page of comments.

[J Boy]

Don't get a chip for $275, that's waay too much!

Trust me, just crank your wastegate shut and that will add 100hp+

[CubanJJ09]

Originally Posted by nailer335

So, I've been searching everywhere and I cant find anything relevant- please dont flame!

I have a pre LCI BR e90 335i M sport with CA CWP Logic 7 Navigation Sport package paddle shifters ipod adapter custom grills radar detector window tint and runflat tires. Ya, I know. Its pretty special.

But! I want it to be faster. I was talking to my best friend who owns a shop and is yoked with a shaved head (ya we call him vin diesel! LOLZ) and he knows like everything about cars and chips and tuning and stuff that makes more horsepowers. I told him that I wanted my car to be fast like his, and that I had heard someone say that there are these "chips" for the 335i that can make it uberfast. He said it was a bad idea though because why would you trick the ECU with dummy signals on a really special 50 thousand dollar car? It was a good point. Im no dummy and dont want to trick my car either... That doesnt sound safe.

But I want my car to be faster still. Is there a safe reliable chip for my car that I can buy for like $275 that will add like 100hp, improve gas mileage, not void warranty without tricking my car? which one is best?

Like I said, I've searched everywhere and I just dont know what to do. Please help!

You must be a retard

[J Boy]

Originally Posted by CubanJJ09

You must be a retard

[UdubBadger]

takes one to know one

[ppatel223]

sure there are no dumb questions, but the facts is for $300, you can't add 100hp to your engine. This is really fucking troll

[CubanJJ09]

Originally Posted by UdubBadger

takes one to know one

Afte dealing with your posts on a daily basis I might as well be

[UdubBadger]

Originally Posted by CubanJJ09

Afte dealing with your posts on a daily basis I might as well be

go peddle your meatz

[CubanJJ09]

Ezily

[Mkah]

You're doing it all wrong, OP. This was not funny or entertaining. I read your second post, I know you were "trolling," but this is still a complete fail.

[335iJWC]

:

Its clear that some have nothing better to do

[Mkah]

Originally Posted by nailer335

Sihk I don't know what you do for a living... But I hope it doesnt involve leadership, and heres why I say that:

Catch a fish, feed a man for a meal. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime. So what is a "roll" model? Is a role model someone who spoon feeds helplessness, or someone who bases behavior on principles and tries to make a positive difference for others? I'm not acting like I'm better, I don't believe I am whatsoever. Im probably worse in many ways, like hurting other peoples feelings and stuff.

Apparently I'm the only one continually bothered by how "positively" reinforced helplessness really is around here.

Let's be role models and spoon feed those with two capable hands that won't take them out of their pockets then, ok? Let's increase the welfare check every time someone pops out another illegitimate child from god knows which of the men they were with so that they can go get another mani/pedi and a few fake coach purses. While the comparison is extreme, it's the same mentality. Hardly role model material.

Equal rights for all, regardless of productivity or worth!

Okay, you have redeemed yourself.

[Mr. Nice]

Originally Posted by nailer335

So, I've been searching everywhere and I cant find anything relevant- please dont flame!

I have a pre LCI BR e90 335i M sport with CA CWP Logic 7 Navigation Sport package paddle shifters ipod adapter custom grills radar detector window tint and runflat tires. Ya, I know. Its pretty special.

But! I want it to be faster. I was talking to my best friend who owns a shop and is yoked with a shaved head (ya we call him vin diesel! LOLZ) and he knows like everything about cars and chips and tuning and stuff that makes more horsepowers. I told him that I wanted my car to be fast like his, and that I had heard someone say that there are these "chips" for the 335i that can make it uberfast. He said it was a bad idea though because why would you trick the ECU with dummy signals on a really special 50 thousand dollar car? It was a good point. Im no dummy and dont want to trick my car either... That doesnt sound safe.

But I want my car to be faster still. Is there a safe reliable chip for my car that I can buy for like $275 that will add like 100hp, improve gas mileage, not void warranty without tricking my car? which one is best?

Like I said, I've searched everywhere and I just dont know what to do. Please help!

gtfo