[csu87]

Originally Posted by hongsc

You mean MILF? Hot grandmas are just wrong even if they bake you cookies and make your bed afterwards.

you mean GILF.

The cookies and shit are the gravy on top.

[DCastaneda]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

I work in downtown Miami and bums are lined up in front of where I work on the sidewalk always asking for $$ whenever I make the courageous attempt to walk to Publix (It's a supermarket FYI). I hate the NW area as it reminds me of Newburgh/Poughkeepsie NY with palm trees. I don't think its tough to raise a family here, though. Mainly depends on the area you live in. Doral/Kendall/Pinecrest/South Miami IMHO are the best areas and I avoid all the bad areas like the plague. I've been here for two years and my son loves it down here as we've been fortunate to live in a exclusive area in Kendall with no issues.

Not sure I agree on the Doral bit, but the other 3 areas are nice. Doral isn't bad, just very annoying to travel around there. I'm also in Kendall and enjoy it. Probably move to South Miami area next.

[DJKapeesh]

Originally Posted by kscarrol

Meh, the crazies are everywhere, not just Fla. Hell, Wisconsin has Jeffery Dahmer...

I just moved from Wisconsin to FL and there are some "Award winning Stupid" people here in comparison to Wisconsin or Georgia or New Jersey. By far the most aggravating place I have lived in because of the people but that is just tp say that there are more of them here for some reason?

My theory was that rich old guys came here and imported young hot stupid girls and then proceeded to breed them for generations resulting in the population now found here.

Just one of my many theories of how so many dumb people ended up in such a beautiful place....

[jkoral]

Originally Posted by fazman

I just came across this while talking to friends at work who used to live in Florida: https://twitter.com/_floridaman

These are real news stories

Before Twitter there was fark.com. Fark has a separate [Florida] tag. Enough said.

[DJKapeesh]

Originally Posted by TrevorM3

and we have the best women in the US... ugh, so stressful seeing latinas everywhere.


and say what you guys want about the people down here,but they are much better here than in the NE. Everyone in Jersey or NY is .1 seconds away from having an aneurysm. It's laid back down south.

Midwest is more laid back,

Yes the women are all beautiful, the sun always shines and it rains once a day. No potholes and no winter + beaches. Love it but wish we could trade some of the people.

Maybe a National People Draft and just trade people like sports teams?

[angelr]

I'm leaving after over 20 years. Need mountains, curves and bucking the trend...snow.

[Chihuahua]

Yes. It is terrible here. Absolutely god awful. Whatever you do, please do not come down here unless it is to visit Disney for 3 days, pump thousands of your dollars into the economy, and then leave.

When you turn 70 and you decide to move here, go directly to Naples or The Villages. Do not pass GO, do not collect $200, and do not settle in any other location other than the aforementioned areas. Sell your car that you no longer need, and buy a golf cart.

Thanks for your cooperation,

Kyle

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by angelr

I'm leaving after over 20 years. Need mountains, curves and bucking the trend...snow.

I do miss the mountains and the curves, however, snow is something I don't miss. Driving to work and back I think of Rt 218 between West Point and Cornwall NY

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Recent study shows FL with the highest incident of Fraud per 100 people in the U.S....

Bunch of Cheaters!!!!!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by EyeGuy

How is Lakeland fl??? I'm planing to move the family down from NY in a couple weeks. Anyone wanna give me a heads up??

Here is a heads up. Don't move to Lakeland. Unless you live in po-dunk NY back country, Lakeland will be a huge let down. Better off moving to Land O' Lakes. Same suburban feel as Lakeland but only 15-20 min from quality shopping, eating, activities, etc...

Originally Posted by F30lolz

IMHO the driving roads here aren't as fun as the twisties back up north. However, I do enjoy the drive taking A1A from Palm Beach down to Miami. Overall jobs don't pay well but if you have a trade like everywhere else you'll be fine. People can't drive for shit here though and registering a car for the first time will set you back at least $400-$500! Insurance rates are cheaper compared to what I paid in NY and no state inspections

That's what i hated most about living in Ft. Lauderdale and Hollywood over Tampa.

Originally Posted by angelr

I'm leaving after over 20 years. Need mountains, curves and bucking the trend...snow.

Thats what vacations are for.

Originally Posted by Kyle B

Yes. It is terrible here. Absolutely god awful. Whatever you do, please do not come down here unless it is to visit Disney for 3 days, pump thousands of your dollars into the economy, and then leave.

When you turn 70 and you decide to move here, go directly to Naples or The Villages. Do not pass GO, do not collect $200, and do not settle in any other location other than the aforementioned areas. Sell your car that you no longer need, and buy a golf cart.

Thanks for your cooperation,

Kyle

I concur.

Originally Posted by F30lolz

I do miss the mountains and the curves, however, snow is something I don't miss. Driving to work and back I think of Rt 218 between West Point and Cornwall NY

I think i could retire to a snowy location, but working in that crap for 3-4 months a year would be horrible. I'd much rather deal with the heat when walking from my car to the office during the 3-4 months of heat down here. Plus, there is always a breeze. So if you're in the shade, it's not absolutely horrible in August.



We travel around the country a lot and we've determined that the worst thing about living in FL is that it takes an 8 hour drive to get to a part of the country with other interesting features like mountains... or hills.

The Bay Area is a stark difference from the Dade Metro area (Miami). Having lived in both areas, I much prefer Tampa to Miami.

[kscarrol]

Originally Posted by DJKapeesh

I just moved from Wisconsin to FL and there are some "Award winning Stupid" people here in comparison to Wisconsin or Georgia or New Jersey. By far the most aggravating place I have lived in because of the people but that is just tp say that there are more of them here for some reason?

My theory was that rich old guys came here and imported young hot stupid girls and then proceeded to breed them for generations resulting in the population now found here.

Just one of my many theories of how so many dumb people ended up in such a beautiful place....

My reference to Jeffery Dahmer was solely aimed at the Miami cannibal story folks were talking about...

[ASBSECU E93]

Mr. Tonka - could not agree more with everything in your post. I have the benefit of property in Asheville, NC (Mtn, hiking, snow, change of seasons, etc...) as well as SW FL (mild winters, beach access, relaxation...)

The problem are the damn Floridiots that come to the curvy Mtn roads and piss us off whilst trying to drive fast

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

The problem are the damn Floridiots that come to the curvy Mtn roads and piss us off whilst trying to drive fast

I was probably that floridiot who was driving too fast around the mountains on my way to Chicago this past May . That was a fun ride!

[DJKapeesh]

Originally Posted by kscarrol

My reference to Jeffery Dahmer was solely aimed at the Miami cannibal story folks were talking about...

Netflix has the pain and gain movie which is based on the Floridian mentality and I think it's hilarious while a sad true story.

[M.A.R.C.]

Originally Posted by DJKapeesh

Netflix has the pain and gain movie which is based on the Floridian mentality and I think it's hilarious while a sad true story.

yeah there is a lot fraud and people trying to get rich quick etc down here. I mean it's out there but so long as you're not a dummy you'll probably won't fall for the stuff

[DD335i]

Originally Posted by TrevorM3

hahhaa..

a thread dedicated to hating florida...


our weather blows, (who wants sunny weather year round, and temps that never dip below 40)

we have gorgeous beaches, ewwww.. who likes beaches?


our roads don't have potholes... ugh, i would kill for potholes.


and we have the best women in the US... ugh, so stressful seeing latinas everywhere.


and say what you guys want about the people down here,but they are much better here than in the NE. Everyone in Jersey or NY is .1 seconds away from having an aneurysm. It's laid back down south.


Keep hating, 98% percent of you talking trash will "dream" of retiring here. lmao

It sucks having to go to the beach in January when its 70 and Sunny and seeing Dimes everywhere...

[DD335i]

In all seriousness though, Florida is great depending on your needs. Metro areas will be better if you're single or without a family. Think DT Ft Lauderdale or Brickell maybe even SoBe or Sunny Isles (last two are $$) but there are also more suburban areas just outside of the major cities. I live in Coconut Creek, just south of Boca Raton, about 15 minutes to Ft Lauderdale and 35-40 to Miami Downtown. The perfect location, I think.

Weather is awesome normally (forget about June-September too hot and rainy) but besides that it's great, and I'll take the sweat over snow any day.

Home Values are going up all over SFL!

Hope my Bimmerpost bros don't hesitate to reach out when it comes time to buy or sell down here!

P.S. Born and Raised in FL

MIA(Kendall was nice) -> Cape Coral (god's waiting room) along with most of SWFL -> Boca Raton area.

[MightyMouseTech]

Originally Posted by IndotagSwizz

its the worse!! none of us work, we live for free and we all stay at the beach parting 24/7 please stay away from this awful place!

Greece II?

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

I was probably that floridiot who was driving too fast around the mountains on my way to Chicago this past May . That was a fun ride!

No worries - I'd just pass you in the curves like I do all the other Blue Hairs

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by DD335i

It sucks having to go to the beach in January when its 70 and Sunny and seeing Dimes everywhere...

Yea - I try to hit SW FL around the end of December and enjoy a dip in the gulf then too...

Just for clarity though...dimes are May-September.

Grandmothers are October-April

[M3Bimmer77]

So finally Florida is not that bad. No Chicanos, no monsters or gangsters, no Cowboys, no legal pot selling, no snow and, but lots of sun, nice weather, good roads, nice houses, not too many taxes, nice MILFS, nice girls, nice strip clubs, nice restaurants, nice partying and nice beaches. What else can you dream of? Ohm I was forgetting NICE HURRICANES!!!! They haven't been here in years!!!! Knock on wood!!!!

Florida is paradise on earth!!!! Compared to other places

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by M3Bimmer77

Ohm I was forgetting NICE HURRICANES!!!! They haven't been here in years!!!! Knock on wood!!!!

Back when I was a young lad I was down here on vacation July-August 1992 and left about two weeks before Andrew hit. Since then nothing earth shattering has happened to SE Florida but the law of averages may have other opinions