[Biorin]

- fucked up sense of humor
- nose
- daddy issues
- the fact that I have to shave my legs (mom has no body hair)
- complete disregard for speed limits
- very short torso
- political views

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Lups - making out also works!!!!!!!

We pick bimmette AND Biorin !!!!!!!!!!!!

Tara says you'd have to pay her millions to make out with me, so I don't think it's happening.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Lups - making out also works!!!!!!!

We pick bimmette AND Biorin !!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

.....it's happening in my mind as I type this

I think the mental exercise I provided you is with at least one goat alone.

Biorin I'm sorry for groping you. I thought it was your new scarf!

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Lups

I think the mental exercise I provided you is with at least one goat alone.

Biorin I'm sorry for groping you. I thought it was your new scarf!

No, no, silly Lups! My real boobs hang lower.

[Needbmwpartzz]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Tara says you'd have to pay her millions to make out with me, so I don't think it's happening.

Ok,who's starting the crowd funding....then bimmerpost will have to lose the pg-13 rating to stream live aforementioned scenario

[Axius]

So...., since Tara is backing out, looks like it's just myself, Lups , and Biorin .



Shucks!

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

I'm in the south, hunny. Bunch of does showing up on cam at night mocking our spot, eating all the corn and shitting everywhere.

Word of the day is: Jacklighting.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Needbmwpartzz

Ok,who's starting the crowd funding....then bimmerpost will have to lose the pg-13 rating to stream live aforementioned scenario

We'll host it elsewhere, and the buyers get a one time link to it?

[ASBSECU E93]

bimmette - quit being a PRUDE!!!!!!!

How do you know if you never try...?

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

bimmette - quit being a PRUDE!!!!!!!

How do you know if you never try...?

She's not a prude! She just knows her value

[ASBSECU E93]

Right...because once that cherry is popped....

[Needbmwpartzz]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Right...because once that cherry is popped....

:

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Lups

Alex, you're not supposed to kill the things you fuck.

Never have and I don't think I ever will

[Lups]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Never have and I don't think I ever will

I too respect all my former partners...

[Axius]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Word of the day is: Jacklighting.

Word of the day is: Patience

[ASBSECU E93]

OK!!

I just confirmed with bimmette herself-she's in for $500!!!

[Sara]

My last name. That's it.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Sara504

My last name. That's it.

Would you like a new one?




wait... shit..., almost forgot what that meant. I'll be your side piece.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Axius

Would you like a new one?




wait... shit..., almost forgot what that meant. I'll be your side piece.

Dude-I believe the correct response is, "if you have to ask you can't afford it"

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Needbmwpartzz

Ok I know this is a psy song and that where I got the idea for this thread....so tell everyone what you got from your daddy.

I got the inability to grow a beard....I know weird eh!

Funny I got the opposite. Also hairy like a monkey elsewhere and skinny legs boo. He was also smart as hell and I got some of that not as much though. Wish there had been more don't have much from him, estranged then gone too soon

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Dude-I believe the correct response is, "if you have to ask you can't afford it"

I'd have to sell the Scag to afford a year of that lifestyle.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Axius

I'd have to sell the Scag to afford a year of that lifestyle.

Don't sell yourself short.....you could pull a Chef on Southpark and pimp yourself out....