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10-07-2016, 04:09 PM | #45 | ||
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So unfair for her old friend (me!!!). But again, when I found my spouse, I found him from a bar full of idiots. I spent a year after the first meet arguing about politics and education with him online, and then he gave me a chance to work my charm on him. I'm genuinely interested, since as seen above every male is packing 10" in the net and is not in the market for anything else but a one night stand, where do I find nowadays a guy who is really what he is selling?
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10-07-2016, 04:18 PM | #47 | ||
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So fucking hard! All women use the size I use, and well I'm 5ft 8-9" so either I'm making a guy feel tiny because I bend my knees, or he has to be a giant. Seriously. Try finding shoes at the size seven (not sure if it's the right one actually, euro 38) in anything less than 4" heels a day before a party! I fucking hate heels, and I fucking hate shopping and my shoe closet is three pairs of black heels with 5 inch heels. And in the pics, if the woman is taller, the guy still looks good. Us woman look like shit and mainly because we can't have sneakers on. (a fucking rant, I fucking know!! ![]()
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10-07-2016, 04:19 PM | #49 | |
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Yeah, I tried making her come to a road trip with my F82. She didn't want to, since "paintjob".
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10-07-2016, 04:23 PM | #50 | |
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Hey hubby, why are you posting? My pool boy sees this and it'll mess with out cleanliness.
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10-07-2016, 04:23 PM | #51 | |
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![]() I mean that in the nicest way possible.
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10-07-2016, 04:37 PM | #52 | |
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Thanks, a daily hobby. A nice way to pass the time too. Feels good.
Try it sometime, it gets rid of aggressions fast. What you can do with a few wrist movements, you won't find in a man. If she can show up everywhere in flats or sneakers let's make the minimum hight 5ft 8".
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10-07-2016, 04:41 PM | #54 |
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Sorry, I'm perfect but she doesn't meet my maximum weight requirements of 133.7 lbs or less
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10-07-2016, 04:42 PM | #55 | |
is probably out riding.
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10-07-2016, 04:48 PM | #56 |
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This height requirement thing is stupid to be honest. So if a guy is 6'0", 4 inches taller than her, he wouldn't fit the bill?
Then when a guy says he doesn't date fat chicks he gets slammed by the world as being a misogynist. ![]() It's a shame cause she'd love me but I don't meet #3. ![]() |
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Made me lol! Keep using the pump old friend! You'll soon fill it!
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That's how men think around her actually. I asked my hubby tonight where I'd go to find a man for her. "well, I can be single in 6 months or so if I must but seriously, she is 23, has manners, grace, and style, an epic sense of humor and you think you can find some 25-30 year old for her? Keep dreaming." And when I pushed more, my spouse said what some of you said. "not gonna find one, go get drunk and have fun. Please have keys with you this time around."
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10-07-2016, 05:02 PM | #59 | ||
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So, she is 173 cm. Which is like 5ft 8". So let's add to that the fucking shoes, and wasn't a ft 12"? So let's make the hight 6ft. And for the record, I get the fat chick argument. I never dated an athlete. "sports?" "yeah!" " no". It's not like I'm anti muscle, it's more like me wanting to talk about other things too.
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10-07-2016, 05:06 PM | #60 | |
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Also we two have met at the f8x forum and she is too laid back.
But seriously? How did you find your soulmate?
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My name is Pat. I love long walks on the beach, fast cars, sensible chuckles and cats. My liver still works (tough little guy) so I can treat her to PBR on the couch while watching Parks & Rec. I once fit 17 jumbo sized marshmallows into my mouth at one time. My last girlfriend says I am paranoid but don't listen to her, she's the reason everyone is out to get me. When I grow up I want to be a professional Mexican so I can be tan. I love to eat spaghetti with my knees-a-knockin' and have many other great qualities like a face, bones, and a circulatory system. PM me if interested.
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