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Stupidest reason to go to jail?
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12-11-2023, 08:04 PM | #45 |
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I've done some stupid shit, just didn't get caught.
The worst one was tossing a fake stick of dynamite from a 20 foot cliff onto a hobo camp near the RR tracks. The two hobos toasting their Campbells pork and beans broke the 100 yard dash record getting away from their campfire. Don't know what happened to the beans. Our gang was in high school at the time. Then there's the time I hit 125 MPH in my 2004 Mazda RX-8 on highway 1. That was the top end of 4th gear in a 6-speed gear box. Top speed for that car occurred in 5th. Never had the nads to try it. 148, I think.
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12-11-2023, 09:59 PM | #46 | |
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I guess if you wanna consider being majorly-airbrushed on some silly mag cover being comparable to what she could've been sans conviction, alrightythen.
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12-11-2023, 10:18 PM | #47 | |
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Seriously – we are having fun here, right?
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12-11-2023, 10:43 PM | #48 | |
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Sure, we're just having fun if ppl can stop being ridiculous saying that her conviction had *absolutely no effect* on her.
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The richest one percent of this country owns half our country's wealth, five trillion dollars. One third of that comes from hard work, two thirds comes from inheritance, interest on interest accumulating to widows and idiot sons and what I do, stock and real estate speculation...It's bullsh*t. I create nothing. I own. We make the rules, pal...Now you're not naive enough to think we're living in a democracy, are you buddy?
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12-11-2023, 10:59 PM | #49 | |
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P.S. As for the "hag" part, the kids tell me that we've moved on from those sorts of no longer acceptable characterizations. Do you know - are they right?
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12-11-2023, 11:29 PM | #50 | |
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Ya, my bad, I shouldn't have called her a 'hag', the airbrushing was quite spectacular. Cheers.
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The richest one percent of this country owns half our country's wealth, five trillion dollars. One third of that comes from hard work, two thirds comes from inheritance, interest on interest accumulating to widows and idiot sons and what I do, stock and real estate speculation...It's bullsh*t. I create nothing. I own. We make the rules, pal...Now you're not naive enough to think we're living in a democracy, are you buddy?
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12-12-2023, 02:19 AM | #52 | |
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12-12-2023, 04:40 AM | #53 | |
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Good on her for getting famous/rich for making crafts/fussy stuff popular, I guess, not my cup of tea though. Sometimes, less is more (imo).
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The richest one percent of this country owns half our country's wealth, five trillion dollars. One third of that comes from hard work, two thirds comes from inheritance, interest on interest accumulating to widows and idiot sons and what I do, stock and real estate speculation...It's bullsh*t. I create nothing. I own. We make the rules, pal...Now you're not naive enough to think we're living in a democracy, are you buddy?
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12-12-2023, 09:53 AM | #54 | |
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Fastest I've been is 154 mph on the autobahn...praying that I read the signs right and it was the unrestricted portion of it. No international tickets were sent my way after I got home, so I believe I was. Was young and dumb enough to take one hand off the steering wheel at this speed and grab the camera and point it at the general area of the speedometer and snap random pics hoping one would turn out. It did. But dumb. Older now. Somewhat wiser, but definitely older. |
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12-12-2023, 02:37 PM | #55 |
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For really attractive elderly women for me Helen Mirren takes it.
Now to breaking the law behind the wheel: was a passenger in my buddies 1978 Trans Am and we went about 130 down a hill. Not a safe feeling at all! Fastest I've been on my own was 137 in my 2003 Mazdaspeed Protege; 137 is when the governor kicked in. I hit 130 in a Ferrari 488 but that was on a closed track, not illegal, and felt very safe and stable.. Most I did in my previous M240i was about 120. I feel for all the people that have been jailed for possessing marijuana while there are now I believe 26 states where pot is legal.
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12-12-2023, 03:08 PM | #56 |
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i once went to jail for like 2 hours because i couldnt pay my traffic ticket on the spot at the court. jackass judge. luckily my brother came with my checkbook.
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12-12-2023, 03:31 PM | #58 | |
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I was driving back home from college in upstate NY, I would usually leave late at night to avoid traffic (New Jersey traffic is absolutely disgusting, anyone whos driven there will know). By the time I was near my house it was around 1AM, having left at 11PM. I noticed a random corolla start tailgating me in the residential streets near my house and I decided to book it and lose him. I figured he wanted trouble and that he wanted to follow me home. Anyway, I pull into my garage and then a minute later the corolla pulled up on my street with red and blues on. I guess he got my address from my plate, anyway he didn't give me a ticket or anything despite me going a ridiculous speed in a residential, I told him that I had no idea that he was a cop. Surprisingly he sympathized with me and said he was chasing some other white BMW and that he mistook my car for it, overall it was an ok interaction, no ticket or anything for me. However, I really don't like the idea of these deep undercover cop cars that totally blend in with normal traffic with 0 ways of identifying them. At least with an undercover explorer or charger or crown vic or whatever you know that it's very likely that it's actually a cop and not an impersonator. So I hope that these cops understand why you'd assume that they're impersonators at first and choose to flee or not take them seriously. This likely happened in your case too and why the cop chose to have mercy lol. |
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Really, those kind of things should be done on a race track and not on public roads, except of course, the autobahn as mentioned here already, where it's legal to drive at those speeds. Did it once and don't plan on doing it again. Last edited by Esteban; 12-12-2023 at 04:06 PM.. |
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12-12-2023, 04:48 PM | #61 |
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How about the smartest reason to go to jail?
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Scared straight at about age 5. Dad was the Assistant DA in the local town. He and the chief took me to see the holding cells. Then they put me in and closed the door. No others were present.
Since then, I've never even worn the silver bracelets, even in the privacy of my own bedroom. . .
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The richest one percent of this country owns half our country's wealth, five trillion dollars. One third of that comes from hard work, two thirds comes from inheritance, interest on interest accumulating to widows and idiot sons and what I do, stock and real estate speculation...It's bullsh*t. I create nothing. I own. We make the rules, pal...Now you're not naive enough to think we're living in a democracy, are you buddy?
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12-12-2023, 07:38 PM | #66 |
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Pleading the fifth like UncleWede
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The richest one percent of this country owns half our country's wealth, five trillion dollars. One third of that comes from hard work, two thirds comes from inheritance, interest on interest accumulating to widows and idiot sons and what I do, stock and real estate speculation...It's bullsh*t. I create nothing. I own. We make the rules, pal...Now you're not naive enough to think we're living in a democracy, are you buddy?
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