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View Poll Results: After you lay a turd and wipe do you
throw it in the trash can 7 3.61%
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      06-28-2010, 08:25 PM   #45
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a lot of people who dont know the trash can thing havent traveled to a developing country.

its the worst fuxing part of traveling to a developing country (unless u stay at a fancy resort )

can u imaging the difficulty in wiping ur ass and toss it in a trash can in a small tight space?

worst experience, lot of back pain and leg strain.

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      06-28-2010, 09:51 PM   #47
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Flush it!

My friends house they toss it in the garbage but supposedly they plumbing sucks and the one time i flushed it it backed up. But besides that its nasty walkin into a bathroom and see tp with shit on it in the garbage.
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      06-28-2010, 09:55 PM   #48
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hmmmmmmmm it definitely depends on how big the load is. if its big, then i drop it flush it and then wipe and flush again. if its not too bad i let it all go in one flush. ive had wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy too many bad experiences with dropping heavy ones and wiping and flushing all in one.
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hmmmmmmmm it definitely depends on how big the load is. if its big, then i drop it flush it and then wipe and flush again. if its not too bad i let it all go in one flush. ive had wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy too many bad experiences with dropping heavy ones and wiping and flushing all in one.
i hate double flushing but sometimes its gotta be done

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      06-28-2010, 10:43 PM   #50
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Boost you're weird as fuck, dude.
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i hate double flushing but sometimes its gotta be done
I DF all day long. Otherwise fellow office workers might get kinda weirded out, I know I do whenever I catch a glimpse of someone else's deuce
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I keep a plunger on deck.
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The worst is having to plunge your gf's shit. Mine uses so much fucking toilet paper and always clogs the bitch, IDK if it's sushi or what but her shits smell like shit, I had to do the t-shirt gas mask move to avoid passing out
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You need to have a talk with her, BTM.
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I have she uses so much fucking TP I don't get it
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I think all chicks use excessive TP. Never understood why women's bathrooms were also so much filthier than the men's, either.
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The worst is having to plunge your gf's shit. Mine uses so much fucking toilet paper and always clogs the bitch, IDK if it's sushi or what but her shits smell like shit, I had to do the t-shirt gas mask move to avoid passing out
hahahaha her shit smells like shits hahahahahahahahahaha I don't know why, but that's funny as shit!
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hahahaha her shit smells like shits hahahahahahahahahaha I don't know why, but that's funny as shit!
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I always flush it without problems, but this 1 time I went to a little coffee shop in China...
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In japan.... they don't believe in toilet paper.
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damn this thread is weird.

when i was little i use to wipe my butt in the shower with the water instead of using toilet paper.
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The worst is having to plunge your gf's shit. Mine uses so much fucking toilet paper and always clogs the bitch, IDK if it's sushi or what but her shits smell like shit, I had to do the t-shirt gas mask move to avoid passing out
dude that's so gross. i cant stand looking/smelling other peoples crap and why do plunge your gf's shit for her? let her do it herself.
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I take the shit coated strands of toilet paper and drape them outside the front of my house as a warning.
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I take the shit coated strands of toilet paper and drape them outside the front of my house as a warning.
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